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Thread: I came in my sweats last night with a girl (Pics) (SRS) (So embarrassed)

post 1628056463 01-09-2021, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
So that's another dudes shoe in the pic?
People enjoy casual sex.
In other news man lands on moon
post 1628056653 01-09-2021, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
People enjoy casual sex.
In other news man lands on moon
reminder that this creepy ******* ^^^ makes grindr accounts with RealAesthetic's pics to catfish homosexuals.
post 1628056753 01-09-2021, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted By imbored24⏩
reminder that this creepy ******* ^^^ makes grindr accounts with RealAesthetic's pics to catfish homosexuals.
Man that neg rustled you hard didn't it red.
Rent free x
post 1628057503 01-09-2021, 05:11 PM
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Should have just told her.

Guarantee it would have given her ego a boost, and if she was genuinely attracted to you, she would have loved the fact she was able to make you cum, and would have used it as a launching point to always please you.


I assume there's genuine attraction from your post, so just be honest with her the next time you go. Once the anxiety disappears, you'll be able to last and pound away at her sugar walls.




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post 1628057573 01-09-2021, 05:12 PM
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Chit could have went much worse OP

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post 1628057643 01-09-2021, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV⏩
cool story but what did her being "ethnic" have to do with any of this?

Is ethnicity a sexual stimulant to you?

even just the term "ethnic" in this context comes across as unduly racist
give OP a break,

he's really a dumb ******* incel, give him his 1 second of attention.

even though his thread is stupid AF
post 1628057923 01-09-2021, 05:15 PM
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post 1628058403 01-09-2021, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV⏩
cool story but what did her being "ethnic" have to do with any of this?

Is ethnicity a sexual stimulant to you?

even just the term "ethnic" in this context comes across as unduly racist
putting way too much thought into it bro. i just state it so its known its not a white girl
Originally Posted By whitepaper⏩
Should have just told her.

Guarantee it would have given her ego a boost, and if she was genuinely attracted to you, she would have loved the fact she was able to make you cum, and would have used it as a launching point to always please you.


I assume there's genuine attraction from your post, so just be honest with her the next time you go. Once the anxiety disappears, you'll be able to last and pound away at her sugar walls.




Repped for pics.
i'll definitely be hanging with her again and youre right so we'll see how it goes lol
Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
Chit could have went much worse OP

Maldorax gif

lmao still one of my top 5 gifs. it would have taken me 2 days to compile a gif life that
Originally Posted By rgnx⏩
give OP a break,

he's really a dumb ******* incel, give him his 1 second of attention.

even though his thread is stupid AF
i always seem to rustle you for no reason lmao



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post 1628058873 01-09-2021, 05:24 PM
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And not one "dump truck" was seen that day...
post 1628059003 01-09-2021, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩
IDGAF whether you pay for sex or not but if this ^^^ was your story for this roll bread, you should have included it in the OP instead of "i'd go over to her place and hangout" which clearly implies a residence...

Up your trolling game!
chit posters gonna chit post.
post 1628059283 01-09-2021, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩
IDGAF whether you pay for sex or not but if this ^^^ was your story for this roll bread, you should have included it in the OP instead of "i'd go over to her place and hangout" which clearly implies a residence...

Up your trolling game!
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please go you


lol @ thinking if i were to troll the misc this is what i'd do it with
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post 1628060073 01-09-2021, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
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please go you


lol @ thinking if i were to troll the misc this is what i'd do it with
are you saying a grown man intentionally took time to draw out that crap and post it here seriously?

get off the drugs, srs.
post 1628060293 01-09-2021, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
No fap is dumb. Literally always fap before I know I'm about to smash, so I last longer.
Nah just smash twice instead.
post 1628060433 01-09-2021, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
Chit could have went much worse OP

Maldorax gif

omfg hahahahahahahahahahaha
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post 1628060703 01-09-2021, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted By propreffered7⏩
tell her you thought she was so sexy you busted.

it's a fuken myth that they care too much. it's legit your insecurity if you can't fathom it. they hate the opposite even more (not being able to cum.) dead srs.

as long as you're not like talking up your game and it just happens spur of the moment
THIS, wtf, OP?

Props for smashing in the end, but I'd be humping her while shooting the ropes in my pants, O'ing then tell her I just busted nuts because of how sexy she moves and looks
post 1628061313 01-09-2021, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted By rgnx⏩
are you saying a grown man intentionally took time to draw out that crap and post it here seriously?

get off the drugs, srs.
yes ded srs

why you heff to be mad?
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post 1628061893 01-09-2021, 05:59 PM
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to DrugsToGetBig again.


I'm on that rep on sight time.
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
Chit could have went much worse OP

Maldorax gif

That thread is literally how I found the Misc. I had started browsing forums, and I typed "funniest thread ever" into google. A bunch of non-Misc sites kept linking to the Malodrax thread.
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post 1628080503 01-09-2021, 09:13 PM
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what was her ethnicity?

you really thought it was better for her to think you peed yourself instead? she may have felt flattered if she thought you coomed yourself

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Originally Posted By WantToBeLeaf⏩
That thread is literally how I found the Misc. I had started browsing forums, and I typed "funniest thread ever" into google. A bunch of non-Misc sites kept linking to the Malodrax thread.
First time I seen it I laughed till I cried. I think someone should be archiving all these incase they get lost in time.
This one and the other mspaint with new guy that crawls down the hole to the misc and gets beaten and bum fukked are some of the funniest chit I've ever seen.
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