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post 1628048823 01-09-2021, 03:36 PM
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I came in my sweats last night with a girl (Pics) (SRS) (So embarrassed)

I had such an embarrassing sexual encounter last night. I've been talking with this ethnic girl and we agreed last night that i'd go over to her place and hangout.

everything was going so well. great conversation, great energy, just a good night hanging out overall.

we end up in her bed (mind you i'm going on 2+ months strong nofap and haven't had sex in 2 or 3 weeks) the cuddling was wonderful until she said "is it okay if i climb on top of you?"

I should have said "no" brahs but I said "yes"


next thing I know she climbs aboard and she starts gyrating her hips and ethnic booty on my chub in my grey sweats i was wearing..it felt so good I didn't know what to do..this went on for a good 5-10 minutes or so before I even realized what was going on I start shooting ropes into my grey sweats





as soon as i feel the first rope shoot out i throw her off of me and jump up and sprint into her bathroom without saying a word to her






her being rightfully startled asked "is everything okay?" I replied that I drank a lot of water on the way over and had to pee very bad

my boxers and sweats were soaked with semen brahs I attempted to quickly dry them off with toilet paper but it simply wasn't absorbent enough (considered turning the hair dryer on but that would have been suspect). I had to walk back out into her room with cum stained sweats and boxers and I was too ashamed to tell her it was cum and not piss. now she thinks I pissed myself




thankfully i was able to redeem myself and smashed her 20 minutes later with the force of 1000 misc virgins


pic of girl:


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post 1628049063 01-09-2021, 03:38 PM
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No fap is dumb. Literally always fap before I know I'm about to smash, so I last longer.
post 1628049363 01-09-2021, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
No fap is dumb. Literally always fap before I know I'm about to smash, so I last longer.
this....but mainly if with a girl i haven't hung out with yet....cuz then i know whether i really want to or not
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post 1628049403 01-09-2021, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
No fap is dumb. Literally always fap before I know I'm about to smash, so I last longer.
No fap is a good philosophy with terrible execution 99% of the time. Usually what ends up is you just look at porn or ewhores for an hour instead of having a 10 minute fap and moving on with your life.
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post 1628049613 01-09-2021, 03:43 PM
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LMAO 5 star thread.

We've all been there brah
Damn
post 1628050093 01-09-2021, 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩
So she lives in a hotel room - what was her hourly rate...jfl
she was on a business trip out in Ohio and sent me that (ded fkn srs)

i do not pay for sex
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post 1628050173 01-09-2021, 03:49 PM
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post 1628050333 01-09-2021, 03:51 PM
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Least you still smashed brah
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post 1628050393 01-09-2021, 03:51 PM
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post 1628050423 01-09-2021, 03:51 PM
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Lmfao brah those ms paint pics are great. Hhhnnggg little sloot too.
2 or 3 week without sex and , months of nofap = loaded cannon.

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post 1628050553 01-09-2021, 03:53 PM
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Lmao no fap of piss and prosperity

Was gonna say, refraction period should’ve been fast anyway for round 2, if that counts as round 1 lol
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post 1628050633 01-09-2021, 03:54 PM
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Fuk no fap brah. Jesus LOL...you gotta ropeMAXX with some Zinc/Celery.
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post 1628050703 01-09-2021, 03:55 PM
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tell her you thought she was so sexy you busted.

it's a fuken myth that they care too much. it's legit your insecurity if you can't fathom it. they hate the opposite even more (not being able to cum.) dead srs.

as long as you're not like talking up your game and it just happens spur of the moment
post 1628050713 01-09-2021, 03:55 PM
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I don't see this so called ethnic booty. All I see is a slightly ethnic crepe.
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post 1628051483 01-09-2021, 04:04 PM
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funny story.

but that's a selfie of a hooker in a motel room.
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You basically gave her a compliment with cumming due to her grinding skills and then recovered to also smash. Nothing wrong there. Telling her you pissed yourself was the dumb part.

If you came in 5 sec and couldn't get it up again, then it's walk of shame time.
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Where the fuk is matthewchav
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Never thought I would admit appreciating the MS Paint pics more than the real pics of the girl

Happened to me once before super embarrassing while N&Cing... I just admitted defeat and had her leave lmao such shame I didn’t even think about round 2 in the moment
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Originally Posted By propreffered7⏩
tell her you thought she was so sexy you busted.

it's a fuken myth that they care too much. it's legit your insecurity if you can't fathom it. they hate the opposite even more (not being able to cum.) dead srs.

as long as you're not like talking up your game and it just happens spur of the moment
you're definitely right bro. some days youre just sensitive and cum quick most girls always seemed turned on and flattered by it in my experiences. just make sure you can still pound them for 20 minutes on occasion lol
Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
I don't see this so called ethnic booty. All I see is a slightly ethnic crepe.
i'm sorry brah i agree with the pic but you should have seen it last night
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funny story.

but that's a selfie of a hooker in a motel room.
lol it is not a hooker
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Where the fuk is matthewchav
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^^^ SORRY BRAH ^^^
Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Where the fuk is matthewchav
I just PMed him with the link.
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
^^^ SORRY BRAH ^^^

I just PMed him with the link.
I'm out

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Telling her she made you cum from dry humping and laughing about it is way, way better than telling her you pissed yourself. She might even get a confidence boost with the former. Fuuuark
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
she was on a business trip out in Ohio and sent me that (ded fkn srs)

i do not pay for sex
So that's another dudes shoe in the pic?
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We just gonna ignore the live laugh love picture in OP's story lmao! Fuking bitches and their decorative chit lol.
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cool story but what did her being "ethnic" have to do with any of this?

Is ethnicity a sexual stimulant to you?

even just the term "ethnic" in this context comes across as unduly racist
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you call that a dump truck? Even Hank Hill has more ass than that
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