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post 1631034503 02-10-2021, 09:06 AM
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that was comedy brilliance

everything from the facial expressions of the cat, the dialogue, the chuckle at the top right near the end

lmfao
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post 1631034693 02-10-2021, 09:09 AM
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Fuking lost it lmao
post 1631034893 02-10-2021, 09:13 AM
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post 1631035773 02-10-2021, 09:25 AM
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Inb4 Catbrah
Originally Posted By LCBOLeo
Imagine u show up to court and this is ur lawyer
Imagine you show up to court and your lawyer actually is a cat


Edit:
Originally Posted By BritishTwit
I had to explain to someone the other day how to turn on her webcam lol.

Check out this chaos, went viral in the UK recently (this is literally a local council meeting with old people swearing at each other):

Lol in after BritishTwit

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post 1631037943 02-10-2021, 09:51 AM
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Great indication of how retarded culture has gotten, that this could even happen speaks to the general collective intelligence of society.
post 1631039783 02-10-2021, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted By JoshSP1985
Imagine being so much of a boomer you think you have to actually say "I'm not a cat" these people make decisions about our lives.

#clown world
this lol smh

should probably institute term limits for politicians so they are less likely to get rich out of it, make it a career and an overall new injection of ideas.

probably age limits as well, nobody past the age of 75 because that's probably the age where you just become a senile buffoon who is out of touch with reality, probably doesn't have very long to live so are like fuk it let me phuck over these millennials before I die. Ideal age of leadership probably around mid 40s because that's where you have enough experience, can somewhat relate to the problems of the younger generation who will come up after you and will soon be the ones making decisions and are in tune with current trends. And aren't an absolute stubborn low energy boomer who already has it made, that refuses to learn, are stuck in their own senile ways and needs his 5 year old grandson to teach him how to set up a zoom call.
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post 1631042703 02-10-2021, 10:48 AM
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post 1631043153 02-10-2021, 10:53 AM
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BritishTwit respawns from the ashes
post 1631044053 02-10-2021, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscMathematician
gonna do this today

"do not worry, i am not a cat"

fuark. how can i keep a straight face
the filter will hide the smile, you just have to keep from laughing lol
post 1631044113 02-10-2021, 11:05 AM
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That was great and I'm still laughing!
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post 1631044833 02-10-2021, 11:12 AM
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I can't remember the last time I actually laughed out loud, this absolutely slayed me.
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post 1631046943 02-10-2021, 11:36 AM
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Im not a cat.

Fukkin lol
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post 1631049653 02-10-2021, 12:06 PM
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Fuk, I lost it lmao
post 1631050623 02-10-2021, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted By BritishTwit
I had to explain to someone the other day how to turn on her webcam lol.

Check out this chaos, went viral in the UK recently (this is literally a local council meeting with old people swearing at each other):

Dude at 1:55

Same guy that would do this while the world burns lmao
post 1631051283 02-10-2021, 12:23 PM
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Jesus Christ that was hilarious. BRB attending every meeting as a cat from now on and claiming I can’t turn off the filter.
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post 1631051293 02-10-2021, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted By CopeyDan
How the fuk is no one laughing.

I bet they wouldn't even laugh if someone ripped a pan fart in the stall next to them.

I'd hate to wind up like this.
guy in the top right laughed?
post 1631051493 02-10-2021, 12:24 PM
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if he's your lawyer, pepper your angus, because you are going to jail
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post 1631058783 02-10-2021, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted By TonyTriangles
if he's your lawyer, pepper your angus, because you are going to jail
Strong this

brb have to remind him where he is 7 times during the hearing
post 1631063263 02-10-2021, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted By BritishTwit
I had to explain to someone the other day how to turn on her webcam lol.

Check out this chaos, went viral in the UK recently (this is literally a local council meeting with old people swearing at each other):

LOL. This is what you get when you allow women to hold any sort of position of power. This could easily be a zoom call from any of a thousand different school board or homeowners association meetings held in America the past month.

You always find a coalition of kunty Karens and beta Timmys running those.
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post 1631070453 02-10-2021, 04:01 PM
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The “cat lawyer” is a guy named Rod Ponton who used federal agents to harass a former ons for YEARS with drug raids and bogus charges which ultimately succeeded in destroying her business. At the time of the regrettable hook-up she was 18 and he was in his early 50s. Ponton is also a big fan of civil asset forfeiture.
post 1631116583 02-11-2021, 06:18 AM
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Fuuark this chit still cracks me up hard. Great way to start your day!
Originally Posted By AlwaysFocus
guy in the top right laughed?
Yeah I guess he smiles a bit there, didn't notice as I was too focused on catbrah.
post 1637353893 04-29-2021, 07:40 AM
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Brought this up in a work meeting today and some people still hadn't seen it...

Bump for the miscers who need a good laugh.
post 1637361603 04-29-2021, 09:41 AM
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holy fuk lmao hold these reps brah
This fool's running a Honda 2000
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post 1637362993 04-29-2021, 10:00 AM
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Ded. Watched it like 7 times in a row and it just got funnier.
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post 1637365383 04-29-2021, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Jms89
holy fuk lmao hold these reps brah
Originally Posted By 78novacaine
Ded. Watched it like 7 times in a row and it just got funnier.
Chit is hilarious!! Glad you enjoyed.
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