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post 1631026613 02-10-2021, 07:01 AM
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Lawyer presents himself as a cat in legal zoom meeting lulz

Fuking lol, he says "I'm not a cat"

post 1631026753 02-10-2021, 07:03 AM
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lol at his sad eyes when he says "I don't know how to remove it".
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post 1631026793 02-10-2021, 07:04 AM
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Imagine being so much of a boomer you think you have to actually say "I'm not a cat" these people make decisions about our lives.

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post 1631026813 02-10-2021, 07:05 AM
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Imagine u show up to court and this is ur lawyer
post 1631026853 02-10-2021, 07:05 AM
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This is somehow much funnier than the dudes who accidentally exposed themselves for some reason. Maybe it's the desperation in his voice.
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post 1631026963 02-10-2021, 07:07 AM
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He sounds so distressed lmao
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post 1631026983 02-10-2021, 07:07 AM
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"I am not a cat"
"I can see that"
post 1631027003 02-10-2021, 07:08 AM
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his pronouns are me/meow
post 1631027163 02-10-2021, 07:10 AM
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"I dont know how to turn off the filter"
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post 1631027193 02-10-2021, 07:11 AM
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How the fuk is no one laughing.

I bet they wouldn't even laugh if someone ripped a pan fart in the stall next to them.

I'd hate to wind up like this.
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post 1631027643 02-10-2021, 07:18 AM
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Lmao
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post 1631027653 02-10-2021, 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted By CopeyDan⏩
How the fuk is no one laughing.
No clue, bunch of tightwad peckerwoods.

I was dying.
post 1631027903 02-10-2021, 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted By CopeyDan⏩
How the fuk is no one laughing.
classic case of people who take themselves too serious.
post 1631028003 02-10-2021, 07:23 AM
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Boomers and technology - those go about as well together as schit and strawberry shortcake

fkn lol
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post 1631028233 02-10-2021, 07:26 AM
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post 1631028353 02-10-2021, 07:29 AM
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Whoever recorded this is going to jail!
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post 1631028583 02-10-2021, 07:32 AM
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That must have left him feline pretty daft.
post 1631029383 02-10-2021, 07:46 AM
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boomers and technology
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post 1631029913 02-10-2021, 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted By BritishTwit⏩
I had to explain to someone the other day how to turn on her webcam lol.

Check out this chaos, went viral in the UK recently (this is literally a local council meeting with old people swearing at each other):

lmfao
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
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post 1631030193 02-10-2021, 07:57 AM
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your honor, the defendant asks that you dismiss the plantiffs motion the basis that they are represented by a cat
post 1631030583 02-10-2021, 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted By rectifryer⏩
Whoever recorded this is going to jail!
The judge or courthouse posted it.
post 1631030953 02-10-2021, 08:12 AM
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Too much of a PUSSY to show his real face?
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post 1631031193 02-10-2021, 08:16 AM
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"im here live, im not a cat"

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post 1631031583 02-10-2021, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted By BritishTwit⏩
I had to explain to someone the other day how to turn on her webcam lol.

Check out this chaos, went viral in the UK recently (this is literally a local council meeting with old people swearing at each other):

Hilarious.
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post 1631032013 02-10-2021, 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted By rectifryer⏩
Whoever recorded this is going to jail!
I think the Judge will be just fine lol
"Everyone involved handled it with grace and dignity," Ferguson wrote. "A few slight smiles, and no derogatory comments. The lawyer who was struggling with the filter handled it beautifully. A testament to professionalism all around!"
So wholesome
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post 1631032133 02-10-2021, 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
I think the Judge will be just fine lol

Judge needs to lighten up!

Wouldpleadnotguilty/10
post 1631032233 02-10-2021, 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
lol at his sad eyes when he says "I don't know how to remove it".
"I think it's a filter..."

"IT IS!" *kitten nodding frantically*
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
post 1631032683 02-10-2021, 08:39 AM
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If I were the judge..."Could you please turn that filter off rite meow!" (then i would've farted to lighten the mood)
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The one guy bemusingly trying to hold his laugh.

Oh man that was a pretty good one lol
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Originally Posted By CopeyDan⏩
How the fuk is no one laughing.

I bet they wouldn't even laugh if someone ripped a pan fart in the stall next to them.

I'd hate to wind up like this.
you'd hate to be able to control your emotions in a professional setting?

guatantee they laughed their asses off after the hearing.
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