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Originally Posted By yeshli2nuts⏩
Mirin hardAlways been into gardening but really started going crazy when I bought my house in south Florida three years ago. I definitely wanted a big backyard to grow exotic tropical fruit which I think I've taken full advantage of. Check it out:
- Got three "namwa" banana bunches. I've tried namwas from other people which are absolutely delicious, they are small and dense and packed full of tropical flavor. They chit all over store bananas. Haven't got any fruit yet but the big one should be fruiting any day now.
- Alphonso mango tree. Planted three years ago and just started flowering so I anticipate getting some fruit this spring/summer. The alphonso is generally agreed to be the best mango variety in the world.
- Lychee tree. Planted three years ago with the mango, going to get fruit in the next year or so.
- Papaya tree. I had a previous tree which I harvested about 100 papayas from and grew this tree from a seed from one of those papayas. This tree is 13 months from sprouting and is already loaded with papayas.
- Mamey Sapote tree. Just planted a couple weeks ago, should be 3-5 years to fruit. Mamey Sapote supposedly taste like a cooked sweet potato/ pumpkin pie.
- Jabuticaba tree. Planted a few months ago, it's a slow growing tree so could be 5 or more years till fruit. These are ping pong sized grape-like fruit that grow directly out of the trunk of the tree. It's pretty bizarre, you should Google it.
- Choquette avocado tree. Just planted this about two months ago. Avocados are relatively fast growing, hoping to get fruit within 3 years.
- Jackfruit tree. Just planted a couple months ago. Jackfruit is very fast growing, going to get fruit in 1-3 years.
- Coconut palm. This was actually planted from a coconut that I picked up from the ground and sprouted.
Not shown are a mulberry tree and three fig trees in pots, a muscadine grape vine and a passionfruit vine on my pool fence, lots of pineapple plants in my front yard, and some pots of strawberries and herbs. I've harvested figs, grapes, passionfruits, and strawberries.
I figure in 5-10 years when all the trees are full size I'll be balling in tons of free tropical exotic fruits.


- Got three "namwa" banana bunches. I've tried namwas from other people which are absolutely delicious, they are small and dense and packed full of tropical flavor. They chit all over store bananas. Haven't got any fruit yet but the big one should be fruiting any day now.
- Alphonso mango tree. Planted three years ago and just started flowering so I anticipate getting some fruit this spring/summer. The alphonso is generally agreed to be the best mango variety in the world.
- Lychee tree. Planted three years ago with the mango, going to get fruit in the next year or so.
- Papaya tree. I had a previous tree which I harvested about 100 papayas from and grew this tree from a seed from one of those papayas. This tree is 13 months from sprouting and is already loaded with papayas.
- Mamey Sapote tree. Just planted a couple weeks ago, should be 3-5 years to fruit. Mamey Sapote supposedly taste like a cooked sweet potato/ pumpkin pie.
- Jabuticaba tree. Planted a few months ago, it's a slow growing tree so could be 5 or more years till fruit. These are ping pong sized grape-like fruit that grow directly out of the trunk of the tree. It's pretty bizarre, you should Google it.
- Choquette avocado tree. Just planted this about two months ago. Avocados are relatively fast growing, hoping to get fruit within 3 years.
- Jackfruit tree. Just planted a couple months ago. Jackfruit is very fast growing, going to get fruit in 1-3 years.
- Coconut palm. This was actually planted from a coconut that I picked up from the ground and sprouted.
Not shown are a mulberry tree and three fig trees in pots, a muscadine grape vine and a passionfruit vine on my pool fence, lots of pineapple plants in my front yard, and some pots of strawberries and herbs. I've harvested figs, grapes, passionfruits, and strawberries.
I figure in 5-10 years when all the trees are full size I'll be balling in tons of free tropical exotic fruits.


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That's really cool, I'd like to do the same on a smaller scale, in a greenhouse, because I hate the heat.
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Originally Posted By skier!⏩
Haha funny enough I was eating blood oranges from Trader Joe last week and saved some seeds. Threw them in some potting soil and still waiting for them to sprout.Get a dwarf blood orange tree OP. Whole Foods r@pes people when they are in season. Don't waste your time with peasant citrus. My neighbor has a pink grapefruit tree and they are the best i have ever had.
I also didn't mention I planted a mineola tangelo (aka honeybell) in my front yard, which is really the king of citrus. As much as you might think citrus is the go-to fruit to grow in Florida... it's not. I've had the most problems with this tree out of all of them and I worry that it has a fatal disease that will kill it in a few years. It has been devoured by a variety of bugs, even though I drench it with pesticides. One of the bugs that is all over it is the Asian Citrus Psyllid which carries the Citrus Greening Disease, which has devastated the Florida citrus crop over the past couple decades. Once infected, fruits will not ripen and the tree will die in a few years. I haven't confirmed if my tree actually has the disease, but I have identified the insect that carries it, plus that and the rest of the other bugs deforms all the new leaves. I'm keeping it for as long as possible but I'm never buying another citrus tree again (only side experiments like trying to sprout seeds from store-bought oranges).
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Originally Posted By yeshli2nuts⏩
You can get a 3 ft plant at a nursery for $30, it's totally worth it and will save you yearsHaha funny enough I was eating blood oranges from Trader Joe last week and saved some seeds. Threw them in some potting soil and still waiting for them to sprout.
I also didn't mention I planted a mineola tangelo (aka honeybell) in my front yard, which is really the king of citrus. As much as you might think citrus is the go-to fruit to grow in Florida... it's not. I've had the most problems with this tree out of all of them and I worry that it has a fatal disease that will kill it in a few years. It has been devoured by a variety of bugs, even though I drench it with pesticides. One of the bugs that is all over it is the Asian Citrus Psyllid which carries the Citrus Greening Disease, which has devastated the Florida citrus crop over the past couple decades. Once infected, fruits will not ripen and the tree will die in a few years. I haven't confirmed if my tree actually has the disease, but I have identified the insect that carries it, plus that and the rest of the other bugs deforms all the new leaves. I'm keeping it for as long as possible but I'm never buying another citrus tree again (only side experiments like trying to sprout seeds from store-bought oranges).
I also didn't mention I planted a mineola tangelo (aka honeybell) in my front yard, which is really the king of citrus. As much as you might think citrus is the go-to fruit to grow in Florida... it's not. I've had the most problems with this tree out of all of them and I worry that it has a fatal disease that will kill it in a few years. It has been devoured by a variety of bugs, even though I drench it with pesticides. One of the bugs that is all over it is the Asian Citrus Psyllid which carries the Citrus Greening Disease, which has devastated the Florida citrus crop over the past couple decades. Once infected, fruits will not ripen and the tree will die in a few years. I haven't confirmed if my tree actually has the disease, but I have identified the insect that carries it, plus that and the rest of the other bugs deforms all the new leaves. I'm keeping it for as long as possible but I'm never buying another citrus tree again (only side experiments like trying to sprout seeds from store-bought oranges).
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Yes, where do you live?Is anybody merlin my backyard?
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Originally Posted By jasticus⏩
Well aware of avocado tree flowering, it's actually an A tree and a B tree that you need for maximum production, although a tree on its own will still produce. There are lots of avocado trees in my neighborhood, the closest one being across the street about 100 feet away so I'm hoping that should be fine.Your avocado won’t produce fruit without female and male
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Fuking mirin' brah. Jelly AF.
Up here in Chinaland / Pakland I can only grow good weed and then peas, squash, strawberries, small apples, herbs, lettuce, radishes, and a few other things. We apparently can grow things like Watermelon but whenever I have tried they wouldn't finish before the cold came in.
Florida seems cool as fuk.
Up here in Chinaland / Pakland I can only grow good weed and then peas, squash, strawberries, small apples, herbs, lettuce, radishes, and a few other things. We apparently can grow things like Watermelon but whenever I have tried they wouldn't finish before the cold came in.
Florida seems cool as fuk.
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And not one piece of fruit was seen that day
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Originally Posted By yeshli2nuts⏩
Yes, all good points. Unfortunately, we lack the climate necessary for such adventures here. It's like you said, I grow mainly for the fun and satisfaction of it. I've grown corn and pumpkins before and that was really cool. I grow beans every summer simply because they're easy to grow and can fill up bare fences. I often don't eat them. I just save the beans, dry them, and give them to people so they can grow them for fun as well. But this year, I'd really like to have the experience of picking my own pinto beans and turning them into food right from the garden. Possibilities are endless. I've made numerous 'medicinal' meads using flowers from my medicinal garden - yarrow, echinacea, dandelion, heather, mugwort, lavender, etc. We're also fortunate enough that we have a huge amount of wild fruits growing here - field strawberries, black raspberries, red raspberries, blackberries, wild gooseberries, etc. I got over a pound of them last season and made some buckwheat crostatas with them.Nice brah. My goal is to grow exotic stuff primarily that you can't find in stores. It's amazing how people don't realize that there are so many different tasting delicious fruits out there in the world that they have never heard of simply because they don't ship well or rot too quickly. Figs for example, I tell people that I've been harvesting a lot of figs and they say "ew why figs?" and I ask "have you ever had a fresh ripe fig?" to which their response is mostly "well no, but I've had fig newtons and a dried fig that one time, neither of which I like". And yet a ripe fresh fig is one of the most delicious fruits in the world which I doubt anyone wouldn't love. The thing is, figs must be ripened on the tree and once you pick them, they only stay good for a couple days before rotting, so fresh figs are very hard to find in stores.
It could be fun to grow beans but I don't know about growing a fukton of pinto beans when pinto beans are dirt cheap at the grocery store. But if it's doing good for your soul then good job mayne.
It could be fun to grow beans but I don't know about growing a fukton of pinto beans when pinto beans are dirt cheap at the grocery store. But if it's doing good for your soul then good job mayne.
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Originally Posted By YUL⏩
Nah, I'm not really interested in nuts for reasons I've already talked about in that I'm mostly interested in flavor-packed exotic fruits.Any plans for nut trees OP?
Do walnut and chestnut grow in fla ?
Do walnut and chestnut grow in fla ?
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See post #26And not one piece of fruit was seen that day
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[QUOTE=leoaa777 post_id=1631435293]OP I’m mirin’ hard. I have a mango tree that gave us 1 (one) fkn mango last year lmao, I trimmed it a bit and we have more flowering this year.
I have this bad boy growing into my yard, I’m excited as hell.
[URL=https://ibb.co/JrMrc7Z][img]bananas[img][/URL][/QUOTE]Nice brah, repped. Do you know variety of bananas those are? I assume you're also in Florida? Whereabout?
I have this bad boy growing into my yard, I’m excited as hell.
[URL=https://ibb.co/JrMrc7Z][img]bananas[img][/URL][/QUOTE]Nice brah, repped. Do you know variety of bananas those are? I assume you're also in Florida? Whereabout?
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Yeah I’m in Miami, and I have no clue what kind of bananas. They don’t look like the standard ones, these are smaller and curvier?Nice brah, repped. Do you know variety of bananas those are? I assume you're also in Florida? Whereabout?
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pretty neat OP
used to have a mulberry tree, tangelo, orange and grapefruit trees growing up and grandpa had a tangerine tree
i imagine the other tropical stuff would grow well there in florida, hopefully you get no frosts though
used to have a mulberry tree, tangelo, orange and grapefruit trees growing up and grandpa had a tangerine tree
i imagine the other tropical stuff would grow well there in florida, hopefully you get no frosts though
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Just took some more pics...
Mango tree is loaded up with tiny mangoes. June is mango picking season so still have another few months for these to mature. These will be the first mangoes from this tree (planted three years ago):

Already picked two papayas from this tree which is 14.5 months old from a seed. Papayas are ready to pick when they are roughly half yellow, and then will continue to ripen on the counter until fully yellow. These next two will be picked in the next few days:

My potted mulberry tree is in full fruiting mode. Just picked a handful. This is it's first full bloom (I've picked a few random mulberries in the past, but never been completely full of berries). They are very sweet, flavor most similar to a blackberry but less tart and more sweet:


And finally my pineapple plant which I planted a little over two years ago from the top of a store-bought pineapple. It just started producing a fruit a few weeks ago. Still have a few more months for it to fully mature:



Mango tree is loaded up with tiny mangoes. June is mango picking season so still have another few months for these to mature. These will be the first mangoes from this tree (planted three years ago):

Already picked two papayas from this tree which is 14.5 months old from a seed. Papayas are ready to pick when they are roughly half yellow, and then will continue to ripen on the counter until fully yellow. These next two will be picked in the next few days:

My potted mulberry tree is in full fruiting mode. Just picked a handful. This is it's first full bloom (I've picked a few random mulberries in the past, but never been completely full of berries). They are very sweet, flavor most similar to a blackberry but less tart and more sweet:


And finally my pineapple plant which I planted a little over two years ago from the top of a store-bought pineapple. It just started producing a fruit a few weeks ago. Still have a few more months for it to fully mature:



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Nice trees, I've got the following,
-Loquat tree
-Meyer lemon tree
-Persian lime tree
-Red grapefruit tree
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-Guava tree
-Orange tree
-Tangerine tree
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-Loquat tree
-Meyer lemon tree
-Persian lime tree
-Red grapefruit tree
-Mulberry tree
-Guava tree
-Orange tree
-Tangerine tree
-Meringa tree
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Update over the past six months:
I ended up picking two pineapples. When allowed to fully ripen on the plant, it turns completely yellow and is the sweetest most intense flavored pineapple you'll ever have:



The banana tree just flowered with bananas and another stalk is about to flower again. Will be a few months before these ripen:


After completely flowering in the spring and producing tons of tiny mangoes, only one ended up staying on long enough to eat. I'm hoping next year it should hold on to a moderate sized crop. This one small mango though was amazing, fiberless texture and intense flavor:



I ended up picking two pineapples. When allowed to fully ripen on the plant, it turns completely yellow and is the sweetest most intense flavored pineapple you'll ever have:



The banana tree just flowered with bananas and another stalk is about to flower again. Will be a few months before these ripen:


After completely flowering in the spring and producing tons of tiny mangoes, only one ended up staying on long enough to eat. I'm hoping next year it should hold on to a moderate sized crop. This one small mango though was amazing, fiberless texture and intense flavor:



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and over the summer I picked probably about 100 passion fruits:


And a never ending supply of papayas:



And a never ending supply of papayas:

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