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Forum ยป Going to try having a kid sometime in the next two weeks
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Thread: Going to try having a kid sometime in the next two weeks

post 1641380613 06-22-2021, 04:48 AM
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Originally Posted By FingerNailsBrah⏩
No girl lined up tonight. Will be in striking distance on the weekends tho
coom again? op gonna have a kid with an unsuspecting sloot lmfao
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post 1641380723 06-22-2021, 04:54 AM
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Idk why but thread title made me lol
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post 1641380733 06-22-2021, 04:55 AM
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let me do the heavy lifting while u get drunk in ya car doing a Q&A on utube
post 1641380823 06-22-2021, 04:57 AM
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post 1641380843 06-22-2021, 05:00 AM
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post 1641389513 06-22-2021, 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Komisch⏩
sperm stack is:

CoQ10 ST-200 (helps make olympic swimmers)
Zinc A.G. (well known why)
L-Carnitine w/Chromium (volume - lots of swimmers)
E-400 Selenium (healthy swimmers)
C (like 1000mg - well known why)

twice a day OP. srs
C as in Calcium pill?
post 1641390783 06-22-2021, 08:15 AM
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Are you married? If not, first step is to get married.

Next is to bang a lot. It might happen immediately or it could take up to a year of trying. Try to batter blast her baby box a couple days before ovulation so your little guys have finished swimming and are waiting for it.

I do not recommend taking supplements.
post 1641390993 06-22-2021, 08:20 AM
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Gotta time it with her high fertility window. Usually 1-3 days of high tide when you wanna release your spermies which occurs in the few days leading into her period I think. Save up a big joocy nut for one of those days and you'll have a little boyo in no time.
post 1641393113 06-22-2021, 08:55 AM
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Piss in her after you coom this will help carry the sperm to the egg.
post 1641393263 06-22-2021, 08:57 AM
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As much as I love my kid and I mean she's the most special thing on this planet to me......I can't in good conscience tell a man to tie himself to a woman for life. So blow your load in her mouth or something.
post 1641396123 06-22-2021, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted By ilovetradies⏩
Piss in her after you coom this will help carry the sperm to the egg.
best short term recommendation so far. Will try
post 1641396373 06-22-2021, 09:49 AM
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Gotta run deep for a boy. Squeeze your ass cheeks hard to get that extra half inch. Also have them stand on their head after insemination. This will encourage the lazy/dumber sperm to go the rite direction.
See monster0ultra's sig
post 1641396753 06-22-2021, 09:55 AM
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With any luck youโ€™ll have a girl and not a loser
post 1641396883 06-22-2021, 09:57 AM
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There's a specific window during the month where a female can become impregnated. Bust your cookies within that window. Even then, your odds are low. It can take a female a long time to become impregnated.

Although, if you show her your misc trophy, I'm sure immaculate conception would transpire - no load required.
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