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Thread: Once You Go Bidet You Won't Want To Go Any Other Way

post 1649958013 10-31-2021, 02:20 PM
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post 1649958823 10-31-2021, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted By frezKo⏩
Not surprised at all that OP takes BBC up the ass and is a libTARD.

Nothing new to see here.
Are you suggesting BBC is more likely to cause cancer? Is that what you're inferring?
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post 1649963223 10-31-2021, 04:10 PM
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Wiping your ass with some tp and then calling a day is pretty barbaric when you think about it.
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post 1649963563 10-31-2021, 04:16 PM
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Or just spend $15, fill up lukewarm water at a sink, and use one of these:

post 1649967223 10-31-2021, 05:36 PM
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Can confirm
post 1649967343 10-31-2021, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted By SillieBazzillie⏩
Lefty traitor is a bit harsh boyo. I've never gone against the good ol' USofA that I'm aware of.
No, it's 100% spot on
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post 1649967993 10-31-2021, 05:50 PM
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of course.
life changing purchase for a VERY low price of $30-40

cant clean up deep in your cheeks tho so you still need a few pokes and wipes but still
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post 1649968203 10-31-2021, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted By CrimsonSteel⏩
Or just spend $15, fill up lukewarm water at a sink, and use one of these:

not sure if srs mane

a simple toilet seat bidet attachment is $30 and pressure washes your ass
it has legit pressure on the lowest setting and hurts ur ass if you turn it past just the LOW setting
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post 1649971713 10-31-2021, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
Brb rubbing toilet paper all over my body instead of showering. Just lol at rubbing paper on the nastiest part of your body instead of pure, cleansing water.

Just fukking lol at nobidetcels, you literal filthy beasts.
this guy knows
post 1649971973 10-31-2021, 06:57 PM
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Lmao at not using a bidet in 2021. At the very least you should be using baby wipes.
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post 1649973713 10-31-2021, 07:33 PM
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I'm fairly confident OP's "bidet" is actually a seat with a reciprocating machine with a dildo on the end of it
Wort ew in th wold.
post 1649973983 10-31-2021, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted By northernlights7⏩
I am by no means above posting/making threads that are stupid and/or bs'ing around. So I'm not making this post to be overly critical of OP or claim that I don't make such posts/threads myself from time to time. It's good for chits and giggles, which is hands down the main reason why I misc in the first place.

Having said that, OP is quite an interesting character. 99% of his posting history is years worth of trolling the R/P sub. In a supposedly serious manner, or at least that's his shtick/character there.

Meanwhile, it seems like the 5 - 10 times I've noticed him losting in the main misc over the years, it seems like it's always him talking about silly topics like making poop related threads. It's really interesting seeing the contrast between his R/P persona and the chit he talks about here on the main misc. It's like sillie has a prankster of a roommate who occasionally finds his computer unattended laying around logged into the misc and uses it to chit post on the main lol.
He mentioned having Cancer as a young person(teens or 20's) and it returning last year with intestine surgery and removal; so his major focus as an intestinal Cancer survivor( waste removal) would be this Bidet topic.
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post 1649974683 10-31-2021, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted By x-trainer
He mentioned having Cancer as a young person(teens or 20's) and it returning last year with intestine surgery and removal; so his major focus as an intestinal Cancer survivor( waste removal) would be this Bidet topic.
So his own poop is causing cancer? Must be all the cum he guzzles.
Wort ew in th wold.
post 1649975913 10-31-2021, 08:20 PM
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a trip to japan a few years ago made me ashamed to be american with our poverty ass bathrooms

the public bathrooms in japan are better than the bathrooms in 5-star hotels in america

i would like to sincerely apologize to all the japanese people who need to take a **** after landing at any of the international US airports
post 1649976103 10-31-2021, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted By ClivesTriceps⏩
So his own poop is causing cancer? Must be all the cum he guzzles.
They removed the tumor & surrounding intestine; consequently the stool now doesn't have as far to travel so he defecates more often


And we end up with a butt cleaning discussion
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