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post 1649952723 10-31-2021, 12:35 PM
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Once You Go Bidet You Won't Want To Go Any Other Way

Hello boyos. As some of you know, over the last year I've had a couple of hospitalizations and long operations for butt related issues. Anyways, the bottom line is that today I go much more than your average bear, and likely will for the rest of my life.

So after dealing with a sore butt enough times the last few months, I finally had a bidet installed.

Life chaning bros. No more wiping, just dabbing to dry off and no more sore ass. I got the Tushy model that you add to your current seat that hooks up to your hot water. I'll be geting one for the other two potties in my house but this time I'll be springing for the actual Tushy toilet seat that has it's own, always hot, water supply and an air dryer.

Can't recommend highly enough.
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post 1649953033 10-31-2021, 12:41 PM
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Agree with this lefty traitor. They are the best upgrade you could get for your home. Fresh and clean ******* everytime. No need to plan your poops before your shower.
post 1649953263 10-31-2021, 12:45 PM
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My wife got one during the Covid toilet paper shortage.

Only good thing about it is that it has a heated seat and there is a fan that turns on and runs the air through a carbon filter when you sit down to take a dump so the bathroom never smells.

The bidet part we just couldn’t get used to so it doesn’t get used ever
post 1649953283 10-31-2021, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted By SaltyDog920⏩
Agree with this lefty traitor. They are the best upgrade you could get for your home. Fresh and clean ******* everytime. No need to plan your poops before your shower.
Lefty traitor is a bit harsh boyo. I've never gone against the good ol' USofA that I'm aware of.
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post 1649953303 10-31-2021, 12:46 PM
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Just lol if you actually go to the toilet to take a **** and all you do is just wipe your ****ty ass with some toilet papir, and call it a day while remains of your **** is left around your *******, drying up into **** crumbs

Even more lol if you have a girl who doesn't use one, or at least takes a shower post ****

jfl at you. Installed a bidet as soon as I bought my current apartment. Obv talking about the ones with a small shower head types, where you can also adjust the temperature for your liking. Having a fire ass **** after some hot ass tacos? Crank that boy down to cold to treat your burnedass *******
post 1649953353 10-31-2021, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Leannoodle⏩
My wife got one during the Covid toilet paper shortage.

Only good thing about it is that it has a heated seat and there is a fan that turns on and runs the air through a carbon filter when you sit down to take a dump so the bathroom never smells.

The bidet part we just couldn’t get used to so it doesn’t get used ever
You couldn't get used to warm watter getting sprayed on your ass? It's wonderful.

Give it another try.

srs
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post 1649953573 10-31-2021, 12:51 PM
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OP you misspelled Biden
post 1649953693 10-31-2021, 12:53 PM
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how does it clean? with toilet paper you wipe it away/off, no touch. are you srsly suppsoed to just rub around and finger it out while water splashes you? how is that sanitary? JUST LOL
post 1649953953 10-31-2021, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted By SettingOff⏩
how does it clean? with toilet paper you wipe it away/off, no touch. are you srsly suppsoed to just rub around and finger it out while water splashes you? how is that sanitary? JUST LOL
You first wipe some times with toilet papir to get the mass and outer**** away, then you spray with the bidet head for some seconds then you also include your hand (you can also just put soap on that hand) and just clean your ass as well as you can while spraying, up and down

then you wash you fukin hands, but I assume most ****crumbcels don't do that as well post ****
post 1649954023 10-31-2021, 01:02 PM
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never ever voting for that fool brah
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post 1649954083 10-31-2021, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted By SettingOff⏩
how does it clean? with toilet paper you wipe it away/off, no touch. are you srsly suppsoed to just rub around and finger it out while water splashes you? how is that sanitary? JUST LOL
Jet of water gets blasted up
your ass. Automated ones have a retracting self cleaning ass wand. Much more sanitary than sticking your hand into your ass and smearing feces around your cheeks.

Get blasted in the ass with water and then dab dry.
post 1649954263 10-31-2021, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted By SaltyDog920⏩
Jet of water gets blasted up
your ass. Automated ones have a retracting self cleaning ass wand. Much more sanitary than sticking your hand into your ass and smearing feces around your cheeks.

Get blasted in the ass with water and then dab dry.
This. It cleans really well and don't feel to bad.

no homer of course.
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post 1649954363 10-31-2021, 01:08 PM
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Brb rubbing toilet paper all over my body instead of showering. Just lol at rubbing paper on the nastiest part of your body instead of pure, cleansing water.

Just fukking lol at nobidetcels, you literal filthy beasts.
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post 1649954373 10-31-2021, 01:08 PM
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how come these threads pop up so often lmao
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post 1649954423 10-31-2021, 01:09 PM
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I’ve been using my detachable shower head for years on jet.
It’s especially good for avoiding those endless wipes.
I actually bring a delta detachable shower head with me when I work out of town , as it only takes a minute to install .
I try and get the same room each time , as I only put their shower head on hand tight.
I’ve probably gone threw two rolls of toilet paper when Covid started , just to blow my nose on occasion.

One time I was sitting on my bed and putting my socks on when I finished showering.
I thought wtf is that smell ? Then when I stood up , and I realized I had forgotten to clean my butt lol
Back with my Fam
post 1649954613 10-31-2021, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
I’ve been using my detachable shower head for years on jet.
It’s especially good for avoiding those endless wipes.
I actually bring a delta detachable shower head with me when I work out of town , as it only takes a minute to install .
I try and get the same room each time , as I only put their shower head on hand tight.
I’ve probably gone threw two rolls of toilet paper when Covid started , just to blow my nose on occasion
Legit a tushy bidet is sub $100, take the plunge bro
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post 1649954693 10-31-2021, 01:14 PM
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what is going on with your health sillie?
post 1649955233 10-31-2021, 01:27 PM
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I use flushable baby wipes, next house ill have a real one installed. I dont like those toilet add ons, seem cheap.
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post 1649955713 10-31-2021, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Black03mach⏩
I use flushable baby wipes, next house ill have a real one installed. I dont like those toilet add ons, seem cheap.
My Intel is even the flushable ones aren't really flushable, ded srs.
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post 1649955823 10-31-2021, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
Legit a tushy bidet is sub $100, take the plunge bro
Hehe plunge
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post 1649955923 10-31-2021, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted By messomi⏩
what is going on with your health sillie?
Large bowel removed. Small bowel hooked to butt. It takes time for your system to approach anything resembling normal following this radical procedure, but I way way prefer where I am now vs the temporary colostomy bag I had for 7 long months.

Oh, and my risk of cancer is much less now. Which is nice.

And lol at 401k Delta negging me in this innocuous thread.

SAD
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post 1649956023 10-31-2021, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted By SillieBazzillie⏩
You couldn't get used to warm watter getting sprayed on your ass? It's wonderful.

Give it another try.

srs
I’ve really given it the old college try multiple times. This thing was expensive as hell so I really wanted it to work.

It may just be because the water pressure is too high, but I have it turned all the way down
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The irony is if you dialmaxx your fiber intake you won't even need to wipe


A hard truth for most
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Originally Posted By SillieBazzillie⏩
Lefty traitor is a bit harsh boyo. I've never gone against the good ol' USofA that I'm aware of.
You do everytime you vote for Democrat. Democrat is a dead party; its been taken over by Marxists, socialists, and communists. Trump is more left wing than Bill Clinton ever was.

But your butt cleaning regimen is legit. Best advice you've given on this forum.
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I am a bidet user and love it srs. I've had butt issues for a while now too, itchy arse, had it looked at once and they said it didn't look viral and was probably just irritated, but its a struggle I've had for a couple of years now srs. Even with the bidet I get itchy anus unfortunately. But I'm a big fan of it in terms of cleanliness. I use little toilet paper, and the area is extra free of poop debris, even despite having lots of anal hair.
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Originally Posted By SillieBazzillie⏩
Large bowel removed. Small bowel hooked to butt. It takes time for your system to approach anything resembling normal following this radical procedure, but I way way prefer where I am now vs the temporary colostomy bag I had for 7 long months.

Oh, and my risk of cancer is much less now. Which is nice.

And lol at 401k Delta negging me in this innocuous thread.

SAD
What do you think cause it? Do you have to have a colostomy bag now?

this chit scares me because everyone I know that has had this happen to them, it seems to be a random genetic luck of the draw.
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
What do you think cause it? Do you have to have a colostomy bag now?

this chit scares me because everyone I know that has had this happen to them, it seems to be a random genetic luck of the draw.
**** is completely random. I've heard genetics play a role, but when you look at the data, it's like a 3% increased chances when factoring in genetics. It's almost irrelevant. My uncle almost lost his life and had a major surgery where he was nearly cut in half to remove intestines and surrounding areas. He was in his 40s. Now he's mid 50s.

They claim you can reduce your chances by a healthy diet, but it's negligible. It's pretty much all chance.
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
What do you think cause it? Do you have to have a colostomy bag now?

this chit scares me because everyone I know that has had this happen to them, it seems to be a random genetic luck of the draw.
I have Lynch Syndrome which means you're phuked genetically. Like an 80% chance of developing multiple types of digestive cancers in your life, rectal and colon being the two most likely. I had colon cancer 2x, the 2nd time is when we decided to yank my large bowel.

But hey, I'm luckier than many. It happened to me young both times so my recovery was easier. I live in the state with the best hospital in the entire world. And the first time it happened (I was 21), the tumor grew inside the colon phuking my chits up but keeping the tumor contained within the colon so it didn't spread like colon cancer usually does.

I like to think I have a unique perspective and attitude on life because of all this. I appreciate the questions and kind of concern.
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