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Had a fatal shark attack at my local beach yesterday (srs)
11-07-2021, 09:41 AM
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Thats terrible and scary too.
The main concern though is was the swimmer wearing a mask?
The main concern though is was the swimmer wearing a mask?
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11-07-2021, 02:39 PM
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11-07-2021, 02:53 PM
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great white or some other beta species ?
I want to book a trip to Guadalupe Isle to go cage diving with great whites. just haven't done it yet because the whole trip takes almost 10 days or something. its not expensive if you live in SoCal and it would be pretty awesome.
I want to book a trip to Guadalupe Isle to go cage diving with great whites. just haven't done it yet because the whole trip takes almost 10 days or something. its not expensive if you live in SoCal and it would be pretty awesome.
11-07-2021, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Gringo12⏩
I see what you did therefor the person to be eaten entirely is a different kettle of fish.

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11-07-2021, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Gringo12⏩
Didn't one of your PM's go out the same way?10am, a 57 year old man was swimming 30 metres off shore which he does 3 times a week with his wife. His wife got out and was getting changed at the time.
A teenage boy in a boat saw the man struggling as the shark had just taken off his legs, then he saw the man disappear. He then raced up the beach alerting everyone to get out.
Cops and sea patrol have been looking for the guys body for the last 2 days and can't find anything.
Now don't get me wrong, shark attacks are a dime a dozen here, but for the person to be eaten entirely is a different kettle of fish.
Life's crazy boyos, when your times up; it's up.
A teenage boy in a boat saw the man struggling as the shark had just taken off his legs, then he saw the man disappear. He then raced up the beach alerting everyone to get out.
Cops and sea patrol have been looking for the guys body for the last 2 days and can't find anything.
Now don't get me wrong, shark attacks are a dime a dozen here, but for the person to be eaten entirely is a different kettle of fish.
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11-07-2021, 03:21 PM
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11-07-2021, 03:27 PM
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as a little kid growing up near the beach, I used to swim in the atlantic ocean damn near every day. I was practically a fish I could swim so well. I remember being around 10 or 11 years old and swimming far away from shore, where all the people were, maybe 300 yards off shore, and then I would swim back to shore like nothing happened. I remember you could tell how deep the waters were, when your legs could feel a temperature change, and the water got much colder. That's when you knew you were swimming on top of the deep.
As an adult? I shake my head at the **** I used to do and would never do it again now. I know too much about the ocean, and I legit fear sharks now. I still love the ocean, but legit I won't even consider going 30 yards into the ocean away from shore. I'll only stay near the shore and that's it.
People say sharks don't like humans, but those *******s "bite" when they are curious. If I can't see what's under me in the ocean, I'm not going.
As a kid, I had no fear of the ocean.
As an adult, the ocean creeps me the F out
As an adult? I shake my head at the **** I used to do and would never do it again now. I know too much about the ocean, and I legit fear sharks now. I still love the ocean, but legit I won't even consider going 30 yards into the ocean away from shore. I'll only stay near the shore and that's it.
People say sharks don't like humans, but those *******s "bite" when they are curious. If I can't see what's under me in the ocean, I'm not going.
As a kid, I had no fear of the ocean.
As an adult, the ocean creeps me the F out
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11-07-2021, 03:44 PM
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I’ll catch this bird for ya but it’s not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than 3000 bucks Chief. I’ll find him for 3, but I’ll catch him and kill him for 10.
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11-07-2021, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted By CalmWind⏩
This is me exactly. You win sharks, I'm done. The beach in the op is my local beach as well.as a little kid growing up near the beach, I used to swim in the atlantic ocean damn near every day. I was practically a fish I could swim so well. I remember being around 10 or 11 years old and swimming far away from shore, where all the people were, maybe 300 yards off shore, and then I would swim back to shore like nothing happened. I remember you could tell how deep the waters were, when your legs could feel a temperature change, and the water got much colder. That's when you knew you were swimming on top of the deep.
As an adult? I shake my head at the **** I used to do and would never do it again now. I know too much about the ocean, and I legit fear sharks now. I still love the ocean, but legit I won't even consider going 30 yards into the ocean away from shore. I'll only stay near the shore and that's it.
People say sharks don't like humans, but those *******s "bite" when they are curious. If I can't see what's under me in the ocean, I'm not going.
As a kid, I had no fear of the ocean.
As an adult, the ocean creeps me the F out
As an adult? I shake my head at the **** I used to do and would never do it again now. I know too much about the ocean, and I legit fear sharks now. I still love the ocean, but legit I won't even consider going 30 yards into the ocean away from shore. I'll only stay near the shore and that's it.
People say sharks don't like humans, but those *******s "bite" when they are curious. If I can't see what's under me in the ocean, I'm not going.
As a kid, I had no fear of the ocean.
As an adult, the ocean creeps me the F out
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11-07-2021, 03:54 PM
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Story doesn't add up Perth brah
90 feet off the shoreline? That's like 4 feet deep of water tops
Shark large enough to bite off legs that close to shore? Almost never
Can't find the body? Sharks don't eat the whole person since we don't taste like their food sources; his remains would've washed up on shore by now
If this guy were 2 miles off shore where a grown Great White would be I could see it happening
90 feet off the shoreline? That's like 4 feet deep of water tops
Shark large enough to bite off legs that close to shore? Almost never
Can't find the body? Sharks don't eat the whole person since we don't taste like their food sources; his remains would've washed up on shore by now
If this guy were 2 miles off shore where a grown Great White would be I could see it happening
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11-07-2021, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
Kinda this. I’m a big bitch when it comes to large bodies of water so I don’t venture out past 4.5’ of water, and that’s about the distance that boomer was swimming out.Story doesn't add up Perth brah
90 feet off the shoreline? That's like 4 feet deep of water tops
Shark large enough to bite off legs that close to shore? Almost never
Can't find the body? Sharks don't eat the whole person since we don't taste like their food sources; his remains would've washed up on shore by now
If this guy were 2 miles off shore where a grown Great White would be I could see it happening
90 feet off the shoreline? That's like 4 feet deep of water tops
Shark large enough to bite off legs that close to shore? Almost never
Can't find the body? Sharks don't eat the whole person since we don't taste like their food sources; his remains would've washed up on shore by now
If this guy were 2 miles off shore where a grown Great White would be I could see it happening
That’s an aggressive ass shark to have eaten a whole man, because in water that shallow the odds are good it wasn’t big.
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11-07-2021, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
Yeah…pretty sure his death was a result of being vaccinated. This smells of a cover up…like finding a pristine bullet in JFK’s gurney.Story doesn't add up Perth brah
90 feet off the shoreline? That's like 4 feet deep of water tops
Shark large enough to bite off legs that close to shore? Almost never
Can't find the body? Sharks don't eat the whole person since we don't taste like their food sources; his remains would've washed up on shore by now
If this guy were 2 miles off shore where a grown Great White would be I could see it happening
90 feet off the shoreline? That's like 4 feet deep of water tops
Shark large enough to bite off legs that close to shore? Almost never
Can't find the body? Sharks don't eat the whole person since we don't taste like their food sources; his remains would've washed up on shore by now
If this guy were 2 miles off shore where a grown Great White would be I could see it happening
11-07-2021, 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
If a shark attacks me I want that f*cker to finish the job.When a shark is attacking you, your best defence is to punch them in the nose .
And if that doesn’t work, you stab them in the eye with your stump
And if that doesn’t work, you stab them in the eye with your stump
You’re already mutilated from the first bite. I don’t want to live that way. If it happens you won shark brah. Finish me
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11-07-2021, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
When you’re swimming with something the size of a school bus and it bites your arm or leg off or takes a giant bite out of your side, well then thats a wrap for you. No punch in the world will bring you back from that.When a shark is attacking you, your best defence is to punch them in the nose .
And if that doesn’t work, you stab them in the eye with your stump
And if that doesn’t work, you stab them in the eye with your stump
I grew up swimming in Destin for vacation, and have been to multiple islands never scared. No way in hell I’m getting in the water in California, South Africa, or Australia. Even Australian jelly fish can kill you. Fk beaches like that.
11-07-2021, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted By CalmWind⏩
Pretty much the same for me. I remember swimming out to the 2nd sand bar every time which was way out there. We were always right at the edge of the drop off where the real deep ocean is.as a little kid growing up near the beach, I used to swim in the atlantic ocean damn near every day. I was practically a fish I could swim so well. I remember being around 10 or 11 years old and swimming far away from shore, where all the people were, maybe 300 yards off shore, and then I would swim back to shore like nothing happened. I remember you could tell how deep the waters were, when your legs could feel a temperature change, and the water got much colder. That's when you knew you were swimming on top of the deep.
As an adult? I shake my head at the **** I used to do and would never do it again now. I know too much about the ocean, and I legit fear sharks now. I still love the ocean, but legit I won't even consider going 30 yards into the ocean away from shore. I'll only stay near the shore and that's it.
People say sharks don't like humans, but those *******s "bite" when they are curious. If I can't see what's under me in the ocean, I'm not going.
As a kid, I had no fear of the ocean.
As an adult, the ocean creeps me the F out
As an adult? I shake my head at the **** I used to do and would never do it again now. I know too much about the ocean, and I legit fear sharks now. I still love the ocean, but legit I won't even consider going 30 yards into the ocean away from shore. I'll only stay near the shore and that's it.
People say sharks don't like humans, but those *******s "bite" when they are curious. If I can't see what's under me in the ocean, I'm not going.
As a kid, I had no fear of the ocean.
As an adult, the ocean creeps me the F out
I worked with a girl who was close friends as a kid who is the only fatality in Destin/Miramar history. Story was she was about 300 yards out boogey boarding when a surfer saw a shark and yelled at them to get out. A bull shark basically tried to eat her alive. The surfer punched the **** out of it until it let go, got her on the board and paddled back. Said the shark chased him all the way until about 15 ft to shore. He and another rescuer took turns punching it away. It was either dedicated to eating her or really pissed and filled with that bullshark testosterone they talk about.
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Isn't SW australia the absolute worst place for shark attacks? I mean people can't act surprised when it happens.
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
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11-07-2021, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted By CalmWind⏩
I was exactly the same.as a little kid growing up near the beach, I used to swim in the atlantic ocean damn near every day. I was practically a fish I could swim so well. I remember being around 10 or 11 years old and swimming far away from shore, where all the people were, maybe 300 yards off shore, and then I would swim back to shore like nothing happened. I remember you could tell how deep the waters were, when your legs could feel a temperature change, and the water got much colder. That's when you knew you were swimming on top of the deep.
As an adult? I shake my head at the **** I used to do and would never do it again now. I know too much about the ocean, and I legit fear sharks now. I still love the ocean, but legit I won't even consider going 30 yards into the ocean away from shore. I'll only stay near the shore and that's it.
People say sharks don't like humans, but those *******s "bite" when they are curious. If I can't see what's under me in the ocean, I'm not going.
As a kid, I had no fear of the ocean.
As an adult, the ocean creeps me the F out
As an adult? I shake my head at the **** I used to do and would never do it again now. I know too much about the ocean, and I legit fear sharks now. I still love the ocean, but legit I won't even consider going 30 yards into the ocean away from shore. I'll only stay near the shore and that's it.
People say sharks don't like humans, but those *******s "bite" when they are curious. If I can't see what's under me in the ocean, I'm not going.
As a kid, I had no fear of the ocean.
As an adult, the ocean creeps me the F out
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
How often are people gonna risk putting their arm near it's mouth to do that? Plus underwater the force of the punch will be almost non existent.When a shark is attacking you, your best defence is to punch them in the nose .
And if that doesn’t work, you stab them in the eye with your stump
And if that doesn’t work, you stab them in the eye with your stump
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Originally Posted By RayBoccini⏩
I e been saying this for decades for real.How often are people gonna risk putting their arm near it's mouth to do that? Plus underwater the force of the punch will be almost non existent.
How the FUK you gonna thumb a thrashing sharks eye? How you gonna punch it underwater?? Lmao
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