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post 1652140833 12-07-2021, 02:18 PM
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post 1652141833 12-07-2021, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
I've worked at festivals selling food. The only thing they had were porta potties. No running water or soap. People were taking chits and not washing their hands.
No one wore gloves. At the depot where all the frozen fries etc were stored, the bags were lying outside, some bags had holes in them. So many flies.
We sold it anyway. Deep fried and ready to go.
That hot hot grease disinfects everything. You even know your food bro??

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post 1652143853 12-07-2021, 03:21 PM
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I've literally swallowed chit in an attempt to cure a deadly gut infection I have (C difficile). It worked for a few hours but didn't cure it. Eating ass has also helped but it always comes back.

'Filtered tap water' sounds far more pleasant by comparison.
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post 1652144113 12-07-2021, 03:28 PM
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post 1652144283 12-07-2021, 03:30 PM
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Bro gets pissed on and runs to the misc to tell us he caught a face of piss. I think you're pregnant now OP
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post 1652145583 12-07-2021, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
What a pussy for not eating her ass after a hefty dookie and poor wipe. I spend life in the trenches bitch
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post 1652146223 12-07-2021, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted By TonyTriangles⏩
people mocking OP for drinking piss yet they have no problem eating ass
Smells and tastes better
post 1652146363 12-07-2021, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted By frankdtank20⏩
It's fun making a woman squirt, never tasted it though.

First I ever made squirt was a FWB for a couple of months. She was on the pill, so I dumped in her every time. My buddy didn't bang her, but ate her out and discovered she was a squirter a few months after she and I stopped hooking up. I smiled and asked him "so how does my dick taste?" He knew it was funny.
How did your buddy know that your dick tasted funny?
post 1652146423 12-07-2021, 04:11 PM
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no pics of any kind so that's gonna be negs from me
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post 1652146553 12-07-2021, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
What a pussy for not eating her ass after a hefty dookie and poor wipe. I spend life in the trenches bitch
That's disgusting. I never ate ass knowingly knowing they took a chit. Eating pussy after you know they took a chit is a different story. You guys act like they wipe their ass and drag the chit tissue along their pussy.
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post 1652146853 12-07-2021, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted By steeler505⏩
no pics of any kind so that's gonna be negs from me
What am I supposed to do show a pic of my chick who I've been with for 6 years and have kids with? Phàggot
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post 1652147403 12-07-2021, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
That's disgusting. I never ate ass knowingly knowing they took a chit. Eating pussy after you know they took a chit is a different story. You guys act like they wipe their ass and drag the chit tissue along their pussy.
Have you seen how small the gap is between the 2 holes? If it's anything less than a rock hard dehydrated chit you best believe some fecal matter will be in and around the poosy hole.
post 1652147593 12-07-2021, 04:28 PM
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You do you OP
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post 1652148293 12-07-2021, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
I was eating her out and she was clenching her body. I knew she was about to squirt but didn't move out the way because usually is squirts downward. Usually at the worst it hits my beard but not this time. It squirted up and went right into my mouth.

It tasted like filtered tap water, I coulda actually swallowed it but spit it back on her poosi and continued chowing down. Afterwards I frenched kiss her and started phucking her. Anyone ever tasted squirt before? It's not that bad.
Her name wouldn’t happen to be Fosta McNulty?
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post 1652153763 12-07-2021, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
That's disgusting. I never ate ass knowingly knowing they took a chit. Eating pussy after you know they took a chit is a different story. You guys act like they wipe their ass and drag the chit tissue along their pussy.
First time I ate ass, I had to flick the toilet paper balls out of the way. I was 15 and she was a 15 year old skinny fat booty latina, you'd the same unless you're a ph@gg0t brah.

Go suck a nice clean weiner, the men are talking here.
post 1652154023 12-07-2021, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
Have you seen how small the gap is between the 2 holes? If it's anything less than a rock hard dehydrated chit you best believe some fecal matter will be in and around the poosy hole.
Damn
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