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post 1652135883 12-07-2021, 12:51 PM
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Girlfriend squirted on my mouth

I was eating her out and she was clenching her body. I knew she was about to squirt but didn't move out the way because usually is squirts downward. Usually at the worst it hits my beard but not this time. It squirted up and went right into my mouth.

It tasted like filtered tap water, I coulda actually swallowed it but spit it back on her poosi and continued chowing down. Afterwards I frenched kiss her and started phucking her. Anyone ever tasted squirt before? It's not that bad.
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post 1652135953 12-07-2021, 12:52 PM
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post 1652136023 12-07-2021, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
I was eating her out and she was clenching her body. I knew she was about to squirt but didn't move out the way because usually is squirts downward. Usually at the worst it hits my beard but not this time. It squirted up and went right into my mouth.

It tasted like filtered tap water, I coulda actually swallowed it but spit it back on her poosi and continued chowing down. Afterwards I frenched kiss her and started phucking her. Anyone ever tasted squirt before? It's not that bad.
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post 1652136043 12-07-2021, 12:54 PM
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It's pee!
post 1652136193 12-07-2021, 12:56 PM
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It's really low concentration pee tho. Pretty much all water and no urine. Lol at sticking your face down there but getting groced out by some 0.01% urine.
post 1652136303 12-07-2021, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted By yewotm8⏩
It's really low concentration pee tho. Pretty much all water and no urine. If you're sticking your face down there then that's way more groce than some 0.01% urine.
I mean I've eaten girls out after I knew they took a chit l. I know because I've seen tissue crumbs down there. It's not that bad, the ice at mcdonalds have traces of fecal matter in them
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post 1652136393 12-07-2021, 12:59 PM
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post 1652136423 12-07-2021, 12:59 PM
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post 1652136443 12-07-2021, 12:59 PM
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That's urine OP
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post 1652136493 12-07-2021, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
I mean I've eaten girls out after I knew they took a chit l. I know because I've seen tissue crumbs down there. It's not that bad, the ice at mcdonalds have traces of fecal matter in them
Fkn ded

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post 1652136543 12-07-2021, 01:03 PM
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post 1652136573 12-07-2021, 01:04 PM
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post 1652136633 12-07-2021, 01:05 PM
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post 1652136843 12-07-2021, 01:10 PM
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It's fun making a woman squirt, never tasted it though.

First I ever made squirt was a FWB for a couple of months. She was on the pill, so I dumped in her every time. My buddy didn't bang her, but ate her out and discovered she was a squirter a few months after she and I stopped hooking up. I smiled and asked him "so how does my dick taste?" He knew it was funny.
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post 1652137193 12-07-2021, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
I mean I've eaten girls out after I knew they took a chit l. I know because I've seen tissue crumbs down there. It's not that bad, the ice at mcdonalds have traces of fecal matter in them
And on that note I'm out
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post 1652137333 12-07-2021, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
I mean I've eaten girls out after I knew they took a chit l. I know because I've seen tissue crumbs down there. It's not that bad, the ice at mcdonalds have traces of fecal matter in them
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post 1652137703 12-07-2021, 01:25 PM
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Just wait until she squirts so hard a little poop comes out. Srs
post 1652137943 12-07-2021, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
I mean I've eaten girls out after I knew they took a chit l. I know because I've seen tissue crumbs down there. It's not that bad, the ice at mcdonalds have traces of fecal matter in them
nauseous....maybe turned off on sex for life.
post 1652138193 12-07-2021, 01:34 PM
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Can confirm. OPs girl tastes like water
post 1652138273 12-07-2021, 01:36 PM
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Well, I already beat it twice today. What's a third time really.
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post 1652138363 12-07-2021, 01:37 PM
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Its pee, 100% pee. She was just well hydrated
post 1652138373 12-07-2021, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted By kcadrenalin⏩
OP gets peed on and posts about it on the misc.
Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
It's pee!
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
pissening
Originally Posted By LiftBigEatBig⏩
That's urine OP
Originally Posted By Dogkrack⏩
ok piss breath
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post 1652138623 12-07-2021, 01:42 PM
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people mocking OP for drinking piss yet they have no problem eating ass
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nice your girl's pee taste like filtered tap water

she might have a Brita filter installed inside her pussay
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post 1652138673 12-07-2021, 01:42 PM
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When they squirt on ur dink and make em gag on it after hnng
post 1652138743 12-07-2021, 01:43 PM
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It sick
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Originally Posted By rocketfish⏩
nice your girl's pee taste like filtered tap water

she might have a Brita filter installed inside her pussay
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What a pussy for not eating her ass after a hefty dookie and poor wipe. I spend life in the trenches bitch
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Originally Posted By frankdtank20⏩
It's fun making a woman squirt, never tasted it though.

First I ever made squirt was a FWB for a couple of months. She was on the pill, so I dumped in her every time. My buddy didn't bang her, but ate her out and discovered she was a squirter a few months after she and I stopped hooking up. I smiled and asked him "so how does my dick taste?" He knew it was funny.
haha nice bro it was delish mind if i get another taste from the source haha no homo but whats a brojob between friends you know itll be funny haha







I 👁 was driving 🚗 with my friend 👙👬👭 and accidentally 💩 grabbed 🏼 his 💦 leg 👐 instead 👌💯👍 of the gearstick. We both laugh 😂❤😜 and then I 👁 said 🗣 wait ⌚ a second ⏱👴, I 👁 unzip 🤐 his 💦 pants 👖 and park 🅿 the car 🚗 while fondling 🤘 his 💦 balls 🍒. My friend 👫 is laughing 😅 so hard 👍🍆 because he 👥 knows 🤔 it's just a joke 😂. I 👥 take 💅 it further 🤔😝 and start 🆕 sucking 😜💦 his 💦 dick 🍆 on 🔛 this empty 🈳 parking 🅿 lot 🍑 and almost 💦 choke 🤭 on 🔛 his 💦 dick 🍆 because i'm 💘 laughing 😂 so hard 🍆 and my friend 👬👭👫 is also 👨 laughing 😂 his 💦 ass 🍑💦😝 off 📴. He 👨 starts 🆕 making 🖕 train 🚂 noises 🔊 while yelling 🗣 "BROJOB 🍆❤👅 BROJOB 🍆❤👅! CHOO 🚄💨 CHOO 🚄💨". After 👀 a few minutes ⏰❤ he 👨 cums 💦 and I 👥 swallow 👅 it all ❤💯 like 😄 some dumb**** 🤦🏿‍♂️.
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