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post 1652960173 12-21-2021, 07:19 PM
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Tell them you'll bring the ham.
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post 1652960343 12-21-2021, 07:24 PM
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What do you do

I hope you mean aside from aggressively blasting carnivore farts at the dinner table and awkwardly injecting horribly offensive obscenities into normal conversations
post 1652960413 12-21-2021, 07:25 PM
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Why do I read so many threads where people care so much about what their family thinks of them? What are you 12? Are they paying your bills? Do they wipe your ass and breast feed you?

Vegan in my family is no longer my family, srs.

Get new family y’all got some issues fo real.
post 1652960533 12-21-2021, 07:28 PM
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I personally wouldn't go, fukk a soy turkey or whatever it may be. (Ded fkn Srs)
post 1652960653 12-21-2021, 07:30 PM
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SOY HAM…..


Shyts like this because puzzy men let it be.

Almost makes me wish for a global catastrophe just so we can do away with this 1st world ridiculousness.
post 1652960813 12-21-2021, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted By whogotmuhbeers⏩
SOY HAM…..


Shyts like this because puzzy men let it be.

Almost makes me wish for a global catastrophe just so we can do away with this 1st world ridiculousness.
This is what soy ham looks like, if you're curious.

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post 1652974333 12-22-2021, 03:14 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscInformed⏩
I passed on vegan Thanksgiving, but I'm staying with my cousins for Christmas now and they are vegans. I found out today that their Christmas ham is gonna be vegan and made from soy. They will be offended if I don't join them for dinner. I'm gonna see if I can catch COVID before then as an excuse to quarantine before Christmas, unless any of you have better idea.

FML.
No not at all, just politely tell them that you don’t eat soy just as they would that you don’t eat meat.
Remember the guy that gave up? Neither does anybody else.
post 1652974423 12-22-2021, 03:20 AM
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go with it. It will be miserable.

Next year, payback time. You invite them. No veggie option whatsoever. Pit roast, lamb chops extra rare, sheeps head, entrails, squirrel.
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post 1652975223 12-22-2021, 04:13 AM
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Try it. srs.

Have a few drinks and stop being a pussy.
Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
go with it. It will be miserable.

Next year, payback time. You invite them. No veggie option whatsoever. Pit roast, lamb chops extra rare, sheeps head, entrails, squirrel.
I would also like to be invited to this quintessential UK holiday feast. I can bring the treacle tart, the mincemeat pies, and the blood pudding.
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post 1652976443 12-22-2021, 05:16 AM
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I'd get drunk at Chinese restaurant and fill up on house fried rice then show up way after dinner is over to visit.
post 1652976543 12-22-2021, 05:20 AM
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Look boyo if they didn’t offer some way to provide you some meat but invited you / offered, they are being offensive and trying to convert you.

I always always always offer my vegan employees special cooked vegan dishes for staff meal and am overly considerate to make sure they have vegan options. They road goes both ways, what they are doing is the same as me inviting a vegan over for dinner and expecting them to be full from a few veg sides that are expected to pair with meat.


You should 350% order a large meat lovers pizza and time the delivery to be within the first 15minutes of dinner. Sit down and make a small plate and stall out, then go answer the door first and snag your pizza when it arrives.
post 1653071083 12-23-2021, 05:31 PM
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I just put a large Papa John's pepperoni pizza in the downstairs fridge. Situation resolved.
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post 1653071583 12-23-2021, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted By MiscInformed⏩
I passed on vegan Thanksgiving, but I'm staying with my cousins for Christmas now and they are vegans. I found out today that their Christmas ham is gonna be vegan and made from soy. They will be offended if I don't join them for dinner. I'm gonna see if I can catch COVID before then as an excuse to quarantine before Christmas, unless any of you have better idea.

FML.
Would they eat meat at your place? No? Then why would you eat ****ing soy at theirs? Bring a steak and have that while they chew on soy.
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