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03-20-2022, 04:51 AM
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**** you and your stupid thread titles you long necked kent.
You were the first person on my "neg on sight" list, but that was back when I had like 15k reps. I don't want to punch down that far so I'll just tell you to go fuk yourself instead.
You were the first person on my "neg on sight" list, but that was back when I had like 15k reps. I don't want to punch down that far so I'll just tell you to go fuk yourself instead.
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03-20-2022, 04:54 AM
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Originally Posted By joeysmokes⏩
I only have a sit down wee if I think I have to poo but ends up being a massive fart.way more efficient tbh
brb can fukking BLAST my anteater full throttle
brb no spash i gotta clean up
brb dont need to wash hands
brb pristine toilet
brb brb
why are you still pissing standing up?
brb can fukking BLAST my anteater full throttle
brb no spash i gotta clean up
brb dont need to wash hands
brb pristine toilet
brb brb
why are you still pissing standing up?
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03-20-2022, 05:00 AM
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Can confirm it's the goat, few years ago I had an operation and once I'd woken up a few hours passed and I hadn't been for a piss, they measured my bladder content and it was full.
They gave me a cardboard tube to piss in but I couldn't go, they shut the curtains on the ward so no one could see in and I looked like i was giving birth lying on my bed with my dick in a tube.
If I couldn't piss I'd need a catheter in so I asked if I could use the bathroom, they gave me a another cardboard thing you put in the toilet and I sat down with the door locked no one to bother me etc and took the biggest piss of my life, there was that much there I was teabagging my own piss the cardboard thing was nearly overflowing.
Sitting down is the goat.
They gave me a cardboard tube to piss in but I couldn't go, they shut the curtains on the ward so no one could see in and I looked like i was giving birth lying on my bed with my dick in a tube.
If I couldn't piss I'd need a catheter in so I asked if I could use the bathroom, they gave me a another cardboard thing you put in the toilet and I sat down with the door locked no one to bother me etc and took the biggest piss of my life, there was that much there I was teabagging my own piss the cardboard thing was nearly overflowing.
Sitting down is the goat.
03-20-2022, 05:10 AM
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You do realize that "shemales" exist, right, but in order to not cause panic amongst the most enthusiastic of religious extremists, they're referred to as "trans" lolSorted
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03-20-2022, 05:11 AM
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op dont you piss on your balls tho? How does that work? surely sitting down you are getting some backsplash on your belly
03-20-2022, 05:42 AM
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03-20-2022, 05:49 AM
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Lol @ using the toilet at all for pissing. I rest my balls on the cool edge of the sink and piss in there while I brush my teeth
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03-20-2022, 06:02 AM
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03-20-2022, 06:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
I negged for you**** you and your stupid thread titles you long necked kent.
You were the first person on my "neg on sight" list, but that was back when I had like 15k reps. I don't want to punch down that far so I'll just tell you to go fuk yourself instead.
You were the first person on my "neg on sight" list, but that was back when I had like 15k reps. I don't want to punch down that far so I'll just tell you to go fuk yourself instead.
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