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post 1661035623 05-10-2022, 03:26 AM
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post 1661035633 05-10-2022, 03:27 AM
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post 1661036273 05-10-2022, 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
**** you misc for being so negative srs
This isn't reddit, we don't do sugar coating.
post 1661036353 05-10-2022, 04:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
**** you misc for being so negative srs
SS do you eat ass? srs
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post 1661036493 05-10-2022, 04:06 AM
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post 1661036563 05-10-2022, 04:08 AM
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post 1661036683 05-10-2022, 04:12 AM
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Did you phuck her right in the pussy yet?
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post 1661036723 05-10-2022, 04:13 AM
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I love how this thread is actually devoid of any suggestions and Silencespeaks is screeching like an autistic baboon.
Originally Posted By HouseBrah⏩
Invite her out to play golf or mini golf with you one day
Yes skip straight to asking her out then act surprised when she goes silent. Not srs.

Do this, but not before a little banter.
Originally Posted By FA*******⏩
Cliffs: She started the text with the classic "hey. what are you doing."
I'm like "golfing lol. wbu"
"Just relaxing after work."
She isn't giving you anything to work with but all you need is something to get her talking.

"Hmm let me guess...hot tub and wine?" or Find some way to tie in golf with relaxation "You should relax with some golf, plus I'm getting tired of smoking all of my partners lol" or some silly guess on how she's relaxing.

It's hard mode when they make you do all of the heavy lifting, but it'll help you develop your own game.









Anyway it's just one match. I wouldn't get too invested and instead just practice your game on her. It'll get you used to pulling conversations outta your ass in a pinch lol.
post 1661036783 05-10-2022, 04:17 AM
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just meet for a coffee or drink. keep it simple. no f**king dinner, no elaborate complicated dates. do not text or talk chit chat - save all the talk for the date itself. only text to set up the next date.
post 1661037003 05-10-2022, 04:27 AM
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this is how i handle dating apps. Just keep it simple. No fancy stuff. They are on there for one thing. Just understand that.




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post 1661037333 05-10-2022, 04:42 AM
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This is what guys need to work on often. Pictures can get you matches, but then you need a tiny bit of text game to land a date. Then you need real life game in order to get laid.

Has she responded yet OP? If not then your chances are slim to none that she's interested. And never use things like hbu while texting, be funny if you can. For example, "I'm playing golf. Having a bit of trouble with my wedgie though." - you could say something like "I'm having trouble getting it into the hole" right away but odds are you're not good looking enough for sexual banter right away.

Ask a couple of open ended questions once a conversation starts, not something she can answer with yes or no. Don't text all day. Then tell her (don't ask) you should get together in person and suggest a date that YOU'RE free. Lead, don't follow. Odds greatly increase she'll accept and not flake.
post 1661037603 05-10-2022, 04:54 AM
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Originally Posted By imbored21⏩
this is how i handle dating apps. Just keep it simple. No fancy stuff. They are on there for one thing. Just understand that.




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post 1661037613 05-10-2022, 04:54 AM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
just meet for a coffee or drink. keep it simple. no f**king dinner, no elaborate complicated dates. do not text or talk chit chat - save all the talk for the date itself. only text to set up the next date.
ummm yes the instant classic. straight to the point no pua chit

post 1661037793 05-10-2022, 04:58 AM
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Originally Posted By FA*******⏩
Kinda does look Downy, huh.
Pussy is pussy especially if you a hugless brah (dfs)


First "dates" should be movies and wine at your place. Don't waste your time taking countless whores to dinner with no dessert on the menu
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post 1661037823 05-10-2022, 04:59 AM
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Originally Posted By imbored21⏩
ummm yes the instant classic. straight to the point no pua chit

Ok P.haggot post pictures of yourself. U chad?
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Originally Posted By mcdojo⏩
she disabled?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuark lost it
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Originally Posted By imbored21⏩
this is how i handle dating apps. Just keep it simple. No fancy stuff. They are on there for one thing. Just understand that.




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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
This is what guys need to work on often. Pictures can get you matches, but then you need a tiny bit of text game to land a date. Then you need real life game in order to get laid.

Has she responded yet OP? If not then your chances are slim to none that she's interested. And never use things like hbu while texting, be funny if you can. For example, "I'm playing golf. Having a bit of trouble with my wedgie though." - you could say something like "I'm having trouble getting it into the hole" right away but odds are you're not good looking enough for sexual banter right away.

Ask a couple of open ended questions once a conversation starts, not something she can answer with yes or no. Don't text all day. Then tell her (don't ask) you should get together in person and suggest a date that YOU'RE free. Lead, don't follow. Odds greatly increase she'll accept and not flake.
You need 0 text game. Matter fact you shouldn’t even be texting chicks on dating apps and only text to set up the date. Then you go ghost until then. Bad advice
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Only read OP.

She looks better*** than my first tindie smash. I was 26 then too.

Took an edible before the date.

Raw dog coomed in her five times that night.

EDIT: *** Sorry just saw pics properly.



Why did you even swipe on her.
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Good for you op good start.

Just make some small talk and then ask her out to dinner for the next day. Schedule as soon as possible not later than a couple of days out.
Dinner for first date with a tinder sloot...

Smh
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Originally Posted By steeler505⏩
SS do you eat ass? srs
He doesn't even give blowjobs
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yeah she's not giving you a lot to work with lol

just ask her some open ended stuff to get her to open up a bit and set up a date, keep it simple. be a normal person, ask her if she wants to grab some coffee and that you want to get to know her.

treat it all as a learning experience in which you eventually get more comfortable with the process
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Yes because of OP’s circumstances. If op was a player with tons of options and lots of dates lined up I’d tell him just go for coffee and screen as many as possible.

But OP’s situation is different and I think offering a dinner date is his best chance at actually meeting her. Doesn’t have to be an expensive place just a regular place is fine. Even if she ghosts him after dinner at least he will have gotten some dating experience. That is worth the price of dinner in his circumstances.
Suggesting dinner is too intense and will put her off. No one wants to go for dinner on a 1st date. You need something that you can bail on if it's not working or can escalate if it's going great.
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Originally Posted By AWSbruh⏩
You need 0 text game. Matter fact you shouldn’t even be texting chicks on dating apps and only text to set up the date. Then you go ghost until then. Bad advice
If you have no text game you won't even be able to set up the date in the first place. I agree with you on ghosting until date time though.
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Imaging pinning over such a basic sloot get it together op srs
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OP don't be so outcome dependent. It sounds like you have it in your head this girl is your only chance, and you're getting too much in your head and you are likely going to blow it due to the pressure. Just chat with her a bit, be comfortable and try to get to know the girl first. Yeah she will likely flake as that's what most women on dating apps do. See this as an opportunity to get some experience at building rapport and figuring out how to talk to women, more than anything else.

If anything extra comes of it then great, but don't put a lot of hope in this and a lot of pressure on yourself.
Originally Posted By blueberryboy⏩
Imaging pinning over such a basic sloot get it together op srs
strong pot calling the kettle black. op doesn't make weekly threads about girls not returning his texts so I'd say he has you beat on that
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Originally Posted By imbored21⏩
this is how i handle dating apps. Just keep it simple. No fancy stuff. They are on there for one thing. Just understand that.




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Thats a 2021 msg bro lol must been the highlight of the year

Had girls hit with me the " bring condom ' line before tho
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