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post 1661031673 05-09-2022, 11:40 PM
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Just got my first Bumble match lined up. Help me not fuk this up

EDIT OF EDITS: JUMP TO POST #157

Cliffs:

OP is 26 yo and has never hugged a girl.
OP has never texted a girl either, except for platonically with an incredibly high test electrical engineering PhD (srs) (rides a crotch rocket) (packed a gun to class).

OP goes on Bumble last month.
Couple weeks of no matches.
OP finally gets a match tonight, girl swiped him first.

4/10 mid-20s girl.
Doesn't have a good education or job, bio kinda makes it sound like she wants a beta provider.
But OP really just needs to get started somewhere.

She started the text with the classic "hey. what are you doing."
I'm like "golfing lol. wbu"
"Just relaxing after work."

OP knows this is going absolutely nowhere and will fizzle out.
OP has zero text game to turn it around.
OP needs the help of the misc.

Pics of match.

Spoiler!




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post 1661031893 05-09-2022, 11:46 PM
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she disabled?
post 1661031923 05-09-2022, 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted By mcdojo⏩
she disabled?
Kinda does look Downy, huh.
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post 1661031933 05-09-2022, 11:47 PM
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"Well, it's nice to meet you here on this app ---her name---.

Have you had much success with meeting people on here? I don't come on here too often but it seems to be the way the world is moving these days haha...

So what do you do for work? And, if you won the lottery tomorrow, would you keep your job or quit?"

And then maybe say some BS about yourself.
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post 1661031953 05-09-2022, 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted By mcdojo⏩
she disabled?
Top tier first reply.
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post 1661032023 05-09-2022, 11:49 PM
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LOL at get started somewhere

You sound hopeless

I say make this chick your long term gf
post 1661032043 05-09-2022, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted By robertbaggiojr⏩
LOL at get started somewhere

You sound hopeless

I say make this chick your long term gf
I'm less experienced than most 8th graders at age 26. Hopeless is a fair fukkin judgement.
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post 1661032103 05-09-2022, 11:52 PM
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mogs me

cause shed report my profile if I matched with her
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post 1661032113 05-09-2022, 11:52 PM
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She doesn’t look morbidly obese so she’s by definition a 5 by US standards
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Lolz that’s rough. Can’t imagine being intimate with a sub-8.
post 1661032223 05-09-2022, 11:55 PM
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this is good mentality OP, fake it before you make it and good you arent super desperate for her but you need practice for going on dates.

heads up if it fizzles out sloots will almost never tell you why, you have to gather from their actions and other comments they make and kind of guess what is really going on, so you dont get as much feedback as you would like.
post 1661033473 05-10-2022, 01:09 AM
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Originally Posted By FA*******⏩
Cliffs:

OP is 26 yo and has never hugged a girl.
OP has never texted a girl either, except for platonically with an incredibly high test electrical engineering PhD (srs) (rides a crotch rocket) (packed a gun to class).

OP goes on Bumble last month.
Couple weeks of no matches.
OP finally gets a match tonight, girl swiped him first.

4/10 mid-20s girl.
Doesn't have a good education or job, bio kinda makes it sound like she wants a beta provider.
But OP really just needs to get started somewhere.

She started the text with the classic "hey. what are you doing."
I'm like "golfing lol. wbu"
"Just relaxing after work."

OP knows this is going absolutely nowhere and will fizzle out.
OP has zero text game to turn it around.
OP needs the help of the misc.

Pics of match.

Spoiler!




Any updates OP?

doit*******.jpg
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post 1661033513 05-10-2022, 01:11 AM
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Originally Posted By FA*******⏩


post 1661033733 05-10-2022, 01:30 AM
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post 1661033913 05-10-2022, 01:43 AM
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Ask if it was hard to find a job with wheelchair access
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post 1661033933 05-10-2022, 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Good for you op good start.

Just make some small talk and then ask her out to dinner for the next day. Schedule as soon as possible not later than a couple of days out.
Make sure it has wheelchair access
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post 1661033973 05-10-2022, 01:48 AM
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post 1661033993 05-10-2022, 01:50 AM
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Originally Posted By steeler505⏩
Ask if it was hard to find a job with wheelchair access
Originally Posted By steeler505⏩
Make sure it has wheelchair access
Fukkin brootal lol
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post 1661034043 05-10-2022, 01:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Idk why you guys are so mean.

She’s prob just average which is totally fine. If op can meet her for a date that will be great experience for him. And who knows maybe they will hit it off.

Just small talk a bit and ask her out op.
I agree. Absolutely disgusted op is taking advantage of the handicapped
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post 1661034083 05-10-2022, 02:01 AM
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In b4 OP falls in love and gets married.
post 1661034113 05-10-2022, 02:02 AM
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post 1661034143 05-10-2022, 02:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
That would be an amazing outcome srs
Shut your whore mouth
post 1661034753 05-10-2022, 02:36 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Good for you op good start.

Just make some small talk and then ask her out to dinner for the next day. Schedule as soon as possible not later than a couple of days out.
dinner is a bit much for the first date
post 1661034763 05-10-2022, 02:36 AM
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Send her this:

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post 1661035173 05-10-2022, 02:59 AM
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Originally Posted By mcdojo⏩
she disabled?
This is easy pussy for op.

I don't care how awkward or ugly op is, this girl is a 2/10 and might be desperate.


Good luck op but you don't need it
post 1661035193 05-10-2022, 03:01 AM
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Not the prettiest but hey OP, all sloots look like sh*t past 30. Seems like a nice girl.


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Most likely you're trolling, because your only SRS tag is talking about yourself.

If true, then how the phuck are we suppose to help you when you built an entire persona around being an incel? Your name is FA*******, you immediately go into to the woe is me "I have no experience" typical crybaby chit you see on reddit. You played into what you personally could consider a weakness instead of turning it into a strength. To actually help you in this situation would require an entire make over of your personality. You are definitely someone who sees the glass half empty and not half full.
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Invite her out to play golf or mini golf with you one day
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