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05-25-2022, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
Yeah the his and hers side by side toilets were always kinda sus. Probably just a ruse so she can have another one close by once she's filled up the first one. I also suspect it's more of a job for a shovel than a plunger when it's time to clear them out.Yeah you can tell she's holding one in real bad in this pic. The white suit is an homage or an omen perhaps to the porcelain she is about to decimate later that day when she unleashes her ass upon her husband's toilet. He forgot to pick up an extra bag of double stuff Oreos at the store and she's been plotting her revenge for the last couple days.

05-25-2022, 09:15 AM
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05-25-2022, 09:19 AM
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05-25-2022, 09:31 AM
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05-25-2022, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted By JoeDelts⏩
That's interesting I wasn't aware they have separate toilets. I wonder why one of them is rectangular like that. Maybe Meghan needs to clench her thighs against the sides to brace herself during her mammoth anal evacuationsYeah the his and hers side by side toilets were always kinda sus. Probably just a ruse so she can have another one close by once she's filled up the first one. I also suspect it's more of a job for a shovel than a plunger when it's time to clear them out.


05-25-2022, 04:22 PM
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I’m so hard reading this thread.
Wait wut
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05-25-2022, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
The rectangular one seems to be some type of high tech shhitter - notice it doesn't have a tank like a traditional toilet. Possibly a prototype given to her for beta testing figuring if it can handle the atrocities she's producing on the daily, it can handle anything.That's interesting I wasn't aware they have separate toilets. I wonder why one of them is rectangular like that. Maybe Meghan needs to clench her thighs against the sides to brace herself during her mammoth anal evacuations
05-25-2022, 04:47 PM
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Brittany Spears.
After years and years of her conservatorship forbidding her to experience porcelain explosions, I imagine a night out at Chipotle now results in her gut creating something so abnormal she believes she pregnant. The fowl growing sludge gets larger and larger with every burrito she's inhales .....until it gets to the point she has to run to the bathroom stalls and gives birth to 20 lb stillborn of stank.
After years and years of her conservatorship forbidding her to experience porcelain explosions, I imagine a night out at Chipotle now results in her gut creating something so abnormal she believes she pregnant. The fowl growing sludge gets larger and larger with every burrito she's inhales .....until it gets to the point she has to run to the bathroom stalls and gives birth to 20 lb stillborn of stank.
05-25-2022, 04:54 PM
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Wait yeah what is the deal with that rectangular toilet is there a lady out there farting out rectangular parallelepiped logs like some sort of chubby hairless wombat
05-25-2022, 05:21 PM
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Up until recently, I'd have pegged Bridget Fonda as maybe dropping a log the size of a roll of dimes. Her recent pics have made me reconsider.
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Up until recently, I'd have pegged Bridget Fonda as maybe dropping a log the size of a roll of dimes. Her recent pics have made me reconsider.
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05-25-2022, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
Looks like the rectangular state of the art shhitter is actually hers.Wait yeah what is the deal with that rectangular toilet is there a lady out there farting out rectangular parallelepiped logs like some sort of chubby hairless wombat

Edit- confirmed it's hers. Apparently it has an ass heater built into it (1:33) which gives you some idea of how much time she's spending producing anal extrusions of other worldly proportions.
05-25-2022, 06:24 PM
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Which celebs drop the most liquid, unhealthy anal shotgun blasts though?
I imagine Amber Heards have become that way as of late due to stress and probably a liquid diet so she looks as attractive as she can make herself for the cameras
I imagine Amber Heards have become that way as of late due to stress and probably a liquid diet so she looks as attractive as she can make herself for the cameras
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
Billie EilishWhich celebs drop the most liquid, unhealthy anal shotgun blasts though?
Jennifer Lawrence (she looks like she has a stinky pussy, too)
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I don't know why but I've always imagined Michelle Obama produces 30 foot fudge trollies that smell like PF Changs lo mein special. Imagine being the Obamas personal plumber and plumbing Michelle's 10lb fresh steaming chocolate beef wellingtons on a daily basis. Dude probably putting his kids through college unclogging that toilet.
05-30-2022, 12:40 PM
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Imagine being chained to the wall of a bathroom with no ventilation while James Cromwell takes a dump, that’s some Guantanamo bay prison level torture techniques!


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Guy Fieri for sure
Action Bronson oh lord it must be awful
Dana White, probably stinks so fuking bad man
Chris Bumchit and all those guys obvi
Oprah probably sits on the toilet for hours
Action Bronson oh lord it must be awful
Dana White, probably stinks so fuking bad man
Chris Bumchit and all those guys obvi
Oprah probably sits on the toilet for hours
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩
Amber Heard?

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