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post 1661316183 05-14-2022, 07:47 PM
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Celebrities who probably produce humongous fudge cobras

I was settled on lizzo and Kelly clarkson I mean setting aside the kardashian family of course but then I saw Kendrick Perkins on TNT the other night and I was like my god that gentleman must have shockingly humongous bowel movements like does he have a special toilet or something or does he just fart them directly into a wood chipper your thoughts
post 1661316693 05-14-2022, 07:56 PM
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Rosie O'Donnell quite obviously drops bowl clogging toilet vipers several times a week minimum.

Whoopie Goldberg has been caught on footage accidentally ripping nasty asss gas on TV numerous times now. Pretty sure those are precursors to tironosauric pooping episodess that occur constantly for her.


In fact, let's just say anyone that has ever been a regular host on The View.
post 1661316823 05-14-2022, 07:59 PM
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Shaq's turd (and dink probably) would be all-time greats n-n-no homo
post 1661317023 05-14-2022, 08:04 PM
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post 1661317083 05-14-2022, 08:05 PM
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Whoopie Goldberg is a good candidate in that I could envision her screaming obscenities whilst hiney birthing a particularly girthy mocha tinted stink snake but your mention of her publicly farting reminds me of star Jones I mean that lady may have had lapband surgery but you know for sure she is producing some really groce smelling and looking excrement

And I take offense at Taylor swift although she does have that sleeper build where you might have her over then wake up in the middle of the night only to discover she had farted a forty six foot chocolate keister sausage into your courtyard and in obvious fear of the repercussions called an Uber and left the scene with a plan of full denial should you mention the occurrence to any mutual acquaintances
post 1661317193 05-14-2022, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted By MilkforBrains⏩
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post 1661317333 05-14-2022, 08:09 PM
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post 1661318003 05-14-2022, 08:22 PM
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On the contrary if you had Taylor Swift over you would notice she’d been in there for an hour emitting steady low level groaning noises and making the house shake as she pressed her hands against the walls like Sampson trying to bring down the palace grimacing until her eyes nearly pop out of her head until finally with an almighty roar that seems to come from the very depths of the earth itself she send rifling out of her tight little sphincter a high velocity projectile the size of an M&M the colour of pure carbon with the hardness of a diamond and the density of a dwarf star
post 1661318453 05-14-2022, 08:29 PM
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Ok you might be overthinking this I mean I’m just making poop jokes here
post 1661318753 05-14-2022, 08:35 PM
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post 1661318813 05-14-2022, 08:36 PM
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Does Megan Trainor still count as a celebrity? Literally shaped like a rectangle.

post 1661318883 05-14-2022, 08:37 PM
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post 1661319093 05-14-2022, 08:40 PM
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Lol the Megan trainor fridge body picture reminded me of Amy Schumer I mean that lady is undoubtedly keeping many plumbers well compensated and perhaps that in and of itself somewhat compensates for her being not even remotely funny
post 1661324423 05-14-2022, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
Ok you might be overthinking this I mean I’m just making poop jokes here
You know it's true
post 1661324523 05-14-2022, 10:41 PM
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post 1661326243 05-14-2022, 11:47 PM
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post 1661326403 05-14-2022, 11:51 PM
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post 1661329513 05-15-2022, 02:49 AM
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Started reading this while drinking coffee, almost spit a mouthful all over the place cause this thread is just plain hilarious.

“Forty six foot chocolate keister sausage” - still recovering from another giggling fit.

The new following posts are just as hilarious!

„ A gargantuan mahogany fudge biden“

This thread turns out to be epic!
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I'd throw in Ann Wilson, Rebel Wilson, and Michelle Obama. They've probably all pulled up their shirts over their noses whilst aggressively plungering the chocolate alligator gar in their bubbled out, over-stressed pipes.
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post 1661329833 05-15-2022, 03:15 AM
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Niki Minaj would surely birth some massive colon shaking, leg trembling corn encrusted stink nuggets with her ridiculously huge turd cutter
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A vote for lizzo.


Her crack probably completely envelopes the toilet and cheeks touch the ground on each side.


Needs a tractor do dislodge the porcelain throne from her heiny cavern after a morning of aggressive pushing and heaving after she attempts to excize a giant twelve coiled fudge demon from her about to burst colon.
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Amber Heard leaves nice little gifts in your bed as a cute joke. I bet Ava Devine drops huge logs heavy enough to make a plane nosedive

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On the same topic for some reason I have always thought ray romano is probably the polar opposite of his public persona when in private and by that I mean he is angrily eating a lot of oatmeal and intentionally crapping out some gnarly mahogany caboose cobras then screaming at his personal assistant to get her fat ass into the bathroom with the plunger and address the clogging situation and he probably even forces her to do it without her blouse pulled up over her nose and he just stands there and is like yeah breathe in my feces particles dummy or perhaps I am wrong and he is just as nice in real life as he seems on television
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Tony Robbins. Guy probably chugs milk too.
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩
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post 1661854003 05-25-2022, 08:13 AM
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Not really a celebrity per se but it struck me today that much of the tension between former press secretary jen psaki and Fox News reporter Peter Doocy, no pun intended, likely stems from her rushing to the podium after returning from a chipotle lunch then running off stage to absolutely annihilate the nearest bathroom with a gargantuan mahogany fudge biden that probably created an unimaginable clogging situation and being the good guy he is pedro probably gave several hours of effort in the form of aggressive plungering with his Geraldo Tonight undershirt pulled up over his nose before throwing his hands up in frustration and calling her a disgusting land ham
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Something about Anna Kendrick. You just know she's on that daily fat dump crew. Mouse-fu is ultra-regular with a highly specialized colon. the most perfect log forming digestive tract.
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I would vote for Melissa McCarthy. Not only does she clearly ingest obscene amounts of food, it's no doubt she refuses to eat much fiber, so her internals are probably just backed up with all kinds of feces just waiting to jettison their way out of her well-oiled colon. Plus she also has years of experience in high intensity bowel movements and obstructions.
Originally Posted By JoeDelts⏩
Does Megan Trainor still count as a celebrity? Literally shaped like a rectangle.

Yeah you can tell she's holding one in real bad in this pic. The white suit is an homage or an omen perhaps to the porcelain she is about to decimate later that day when she unleashes her ass upon her husband's toilet. He forgot to pick up an extra bag of double stuff Oreos at the store and she's been plotting her revenge for the last couple days.

Dishonorable mention goes to Pierce Brosnan's wife. I'm sure he deliberately fattens up his wife so she can **** out the whole buffet into their septic system. The UK Commonwelf guvahmint hasn't been kind to Pierce since his James Bond days so he has to pay them back in spades and have the local Downey blokes unclog the sewer under the Brosnan estate like clockwork.
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