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post 1662015733 05-28-2022, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
I studied penis professionally. I'm an expert and an avid enthusiast ... or so I thought. This is actually the crux of my existential angst. If I am the world's biggest dick fan, how then can I have not fukked in 11.5 years. How can I admit that I don't really want men because i see them as prissy little twigs? How can it be that I'm not actually as into your dick as I thought? It breaks my heart. say hi to the little fella for me.
i have to admit my dick goes into hiding when you are around. Hell and he usually will phuark anything.

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post 1662015873 05-28-2022, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Gainzzz⏩
Seek help

And a gynecologist for your odor issues
stop projecting and go cry to your shrink if that's what you want to do with your time. I can't stand this clown world, "seek help" bs. I'd rather dry hump a telephone pole.
My vaginal flora can be preserved without alkaline semen. So, tbh, preserving my vaginal flora and not smelling like a heterosexual woman is a major bonus. It was always vastly humiliating to be ridiculed for the stench of sex. I don't think I ever got over that hurt. To smell like rotten cabbages and not dead pigs is a massive, massive benefit of being queer. In fact, I can't find anything I actually liked about calling myself heterosexual, except that is seemed normal.
I'm going to find some pussy.
post 1662015963 05-28-2022, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted By seanb1979⏩
Now add dogs into the equation.
teeheehee.
Originally Posted By CementPizza⏩
i have to admit my dick goes into hiding when you are around. Hell and he usually will phuark anything.

And here we all thought Michel Lynn's man died. But here you are! At least you finally learned to stay away from crack.
post 1662016023 05-28-2022, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
Nothing wrong with hippies
heretic! seriously, hippies are exactly the same as conservative pretty boys except they don't shower or work.
post 1662016063 05-28-2022, 12:07 PM
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HTC or LTC?

Post pics of your type


Also fist yourself
I'm back, bitches!
post 1662016123 05-28-2022, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
stop projecting and go cry to your shrink if that's what you want to do with your time. I can't stand this clown world, "seek help" bs. I'd rather dry hump a telephone pole.
My vaginal flora can be preserved without alkaline semen. So, tbh, preserving my vaginal flora and not smelling like a heterosexual woman is a major bonus. It was always vastly humiliating to be ridiculed for the stench of sex. I don't think I ever got over that hurt. To smell like rotten cabbages and not dead pigs is a massive, massive benefit of being queer. In fact, I can't find anything I actually liked about calling myself heterosexual, except that is seemed normal.
I'm going to find some pussy.
You're severely mentally ill and your pussy stinks

Please take my advice
post 1662016273 05-28-2022, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
HTC or LTC?

Post pics of your type


Also fist yourself
fisting myself is part of my morning routine.

But wow, what a great question. What kind of woman?! I guess I'd take what I can get. last time I checked there were only like 20 lesbians in mississippi. as long as it doesn't have a cock I'll work with it.
Originally Posted By Gainzzz⏩
You're severely mentally ill and your pussy stinks

Please take my advice
It would stink worse if I fukked dudes. I actually like the stink. It's kind of weird, but I do. This 'mental illness' chit is for pussies like you.
post 1662016323 05-28-2022, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
fisting myself is part of my morning routine.
It would stink worse if I fukked dudes. I actually like the stink. It's kind of weird, but I do. This 'mental illness' chit is for pussies like you.
you are mentally ill and a coward
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post 1662016373 05-28-2022, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted By CementPizza⏩
you are mentally ill and a coward
you going some where with this or just jerking off? It doesn't seem like you have a point.
post 1662016533 05-28-2022, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
heretic! seriously, hippies are exactly the same as conservative pretty boys except they don't shower or work.
Do you shower or work?
See Shakebrah's sig
post 1662016643 05-28-2022, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
HTC or LTC?

Post pics of your type


Also fist yourself
This. Maybe a little heavier.
post 1662016713 05-28-2022, 12:22 PM
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So are you a political lesbian now or something?
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post 1662016743 05-28-2022, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
Do you shower or work?
more interesting question ... do you have a vage? If not, then why are we talking? You fukkin hate me, and I'm not simping for dick anymore.
post 1662016873 05-28-2022, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
So are you a political lesbian now or something?
I'm not sure if politics and lesbian sex are connected, but if so perhaps I'll run for president. First I have to learn more about the Lesbian Party and their stance on shirts. I hate shirts. I deign to wear a bra if I'm running, but as far as I see it, shirts and bras are the same thing. so why do women have to wear two shirts? Makes no sense. Make America Free Again!
post 1662016883 05-28-2022, 12:26 PM
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Good job misc we saved thousands of innocent men
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1662016943 05-28-2022, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Antoine99⏩
Good job misc we saved thousands of innocent men
yes. your virginity is now safe at last.
post 1662016993 05-28-2022, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
you going some where with this or just jerking off? It doesn't seem like you have a point.
You want dick, but you wont do what it takes to get sum dik. Because you fear rejection. So you dishonestly embrace pussy stank as a defense mechanism.

br aware girls with nice pussies don't want a nasty, rank gypsie reject snail trail pussy.
R.I.P. Hector Bluntz
I am sex yor butt.
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post 1662017193 05-28-2022, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted By CementPizza⏩
You want dick, but you wont do what it takes to get sum dik. Because you fear rejection. So you dishonestly embrace pussy stank as a defense mechanism.

br aware girls with nice pussies don't want a nasty, rank gypsie reject snail trail pussy.
What it takes is more than what I ever had. I may have been passingly interesting to some dicks as a throw away, twenty years ago, but that day is long gone. We are actually in total agreement. I have no illusions about my chances with nice girls. But there other "nasty, rank gypsy reject snail trail women". That's my target. So don't worry, we're not even fishing in the same pond. you and your prissy preferences are utterly irrelevant to my life now
post 1662017573 05-28-2022, 12:43 PM
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'It's only smellz" hit a brick wall with this gal
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post 1662017633 05-28-2022, 12:44 PM
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See Shakebrah's sig
post 1662017733 05-28-2022, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
more interesting question ... do you have a vage? If not, then why are we talking? You fukkin hate me, and I'm not simping for dick anymore.
Lol I enjoy your contributions to the Misc
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post 1662018023 05-28-2022, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
'It's only smellz" hit a brick wall with this gal
lol. I can remember in my younger days pitifully trying to get people to like me. I literally said, "it's only smells." verbatim. Lesbian women have already been through the crucible. they're going against society ad making a choice. the average male has been through no such crucible. that means that a whole lot of them are just doing it because it's easier. I think that was also my case as well. Just going after dick because it was normal. but secretly kinda hating it. Last dude threw me and my head hit the night stand. Knocked the lamp off the table and hurt me becase my head hit the corner of it. I just hate that chit. Males and their pissing dicks. I think I've finally had it. I waited for 11.5 years. I tried to kindle my hetero side, but y'all fukkin killed her dead. She died of hypoxia, and now all that is left is this battle axe hag. I hath found myself. can't wait to dust off the equipment and find a woman.
post 1662018043 05-28-2022, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
I'm not sure if politics and lesbian sex are connected, but if so perhaps I'll run for president. First I have to learn more about the Lesbian Party and their stance on shirts. I hate shirts. I deign to wear a bra if I'm running, but as far as I see it, shirts and bras are the same thing. so why do women have to wear two shirts? Makes no sense. Make America Free Again!
Political lesbian = a woman who chooses homosexuality. More uncommon now, super common in the 70's.

Have you ever tried one of those crop top bras they sell now? I love 'em. Can just wear that or be a prude like me and throw a shirt on over it
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post 1662018223 05-28-2022, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
Well, men can be annoying at times. I wish I was attracted to women asmen and women are so different to live with.
Just lol if you think, in general, that living and dealing with women is better than with men (no homo btw).
post 1662018303 05-28-2022, 01:01 PM
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Mentally ill OP out here writing novels as responses and thinking people actually read them

Take your meds skitzo
post 1662018343 05-28-2022, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
Lol I enjoy your contributions to the Misc
Thanks, bro. I was first thinking that now that I think i'm a muff diver, I guess I should quit the misc ... but the truth is, my *******ry could mean I have more in common with y'all now that I'm not awkwardly reaching for your dicks all the time. Maybe I'll misc on, at least to 4 k posts.


My oneitus used to go nuts over two things. 1. when I paid attention to dogs. 2. when I paid attention to other girls. He literally killed my dog because he thought I was fukking him. Damn he was a mean dude.
I think him and my other pet dicks are all gone and it's safe. I'm too old, nasty and used up to interest top tier dudes like that so that means it's time to PLAY!!!!! Damn i wish I had a pile of money. It's going to be tough to be good to a chick on game alone.
post 1662018403 05-28-2022, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
(no homo btw).
the truth will set you free
Originally Posted By CellyTech⏩
Mentally ill OP out here writing novels as responses and thinking people actually read them

Take your meds skitzo
and here you are, taking a big sniff.
post 1662018643 05-28-2022, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
Lol I enjoy your contributions to the Misc
Same she might be stanky and mentally ill but at least she's entertaining.
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post 1662018753 05-28-2022, 01:10 PM
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op is a good miscer. i respect you or that. even if you are a stanky slit mung whore.

I need to introduce you to my ex if I can find her
R.I.P. Hector Bluntz
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post 1662018923 05-28-2022, 01:16 PM
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This forum would make almost any woman a lesbian.

When a female sees how much the typical misker likes big cawks, it makes a woman wonder if they could ever love dik that much.
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