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post 1662012893 05-28-2022, 10:32 AM
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Misc turned me gay

Great. Thanks a lot, you pack of miserable turds.
post 1662012943 05-28-2022, 10:34 AM
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Great, a gay poopwhore now. U lick some nasty gash did ya? Scissor some sideways sloppy joe?
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post 1662013093 05-28-2022, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
shut your whore mouth
whores get paid. since I've not gotten money the technical term for me is "sloot" not whore. Figure it out, you dumb fukk.
Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Great, a gay poopwhore now. U lick some nasty gash did ya? Scissor some sideways sloppy joe?
I'm thinking about it. I guess I don't like dick. This is an existential crisis as I truly was Mega in my slooting. Now, I seem to not like dick. How can this be? How can you filthy maggots have been that repulsive as to conquer my prodigious and epic lust? So awful.
post 1662013143 05-28-2022, 10:41 AM
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score 1 for men everywhere, sorry ladies
post 1662013163 05-28-2022, 10:41 AM
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what about the gangbang?
Originally Posted By SeymourGains⏩
OP is an incel FBI thirst trap

Very srs
how so? srs
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post 1662013383 05-28-2022, 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
score 1 for men everywhere, sorry ladies
The ladies will be happy not sorry.
Originally Posted By SeymourGains⏩
OP is an incel FBI thirst trap

Very srs
I thought there were no female incels. Plus, I'm too dumb to work for the FBI.
Originally Posted By ScramFranklin⏩
what about the gangbang?



how so? srs
Now there will be no dicks allowed.

Women can be unkind, certainly, but the thing is, they don't pose the physical threat. That's appealing.
post 1662013653 05-28-2022, 10:57 AM
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Inb4 “it was just a phase”
See sig.
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post 1662013663 05-28-2022, 10:58 AM
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Who took that pic of your avi?
post 1662013763 05-28-2022, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted By Krackerjacked⏩
Inb4 “it was just a phase”
See sig.
but I haven't fukked dick in 11.5 years.

Now that I think I might be a dyke, my future as a miscer is in jeopardy. if I don't want to kid myself that a I still want to fukk y'all then that means I may have outgrown this place ... Can i have finally become such a battle axe that I'm leaving my beloved dicks behind? How did things come to this? I thought I'd be the raunchinest slut in the old age home, but now ...
post 1662013863 05-28-2022, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
but I haven't fukked dick in 11.5 years.

Now that I think I might be a dyke, my future as a miscer is in jeopardy. if I don't want to kid myself that a I still want to fukk y'all then that means I may have outgrown this place ... Can i have finally become such a battle axe that I'm leaving my beloved dicks behind? How did things come to this? I thought I'd be the raunchinest slut in the old age home, but now ...
Cliffs
~men dont want me any more. i'll pretend i don't like them
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post 1662014003 05-28-2022, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
score 1 for men everywhere, sorry ladies
I mean very few true lesbians are remotely desirable in the first place. op is just out of options and falling into what fate had in store for her.
post 1662014103 05-28-2022, 11:15 AM
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Well, men can be annoying at times. I wish I was attracted to women as men and women are so different to live with.
post 1662014153 05-28-2022, 11:16 AM
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post 1662014163 05-28-2022, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted By CementPizza⏩
Cliffs
~men dont want me any more. i'll pretend i don't like them
that's another aspect of it. Males like you run from me, screaming and pissing themselves. One guy got a lung full of my musk and he ran so fast that he tripped over a weight bench. Then he nearly choked to death on his vomit. I tried to help him and ended up with security all over me. It was a difficult scene, but such is the life of a geezer like me.
There are two issues. 1. the overwhelming antipathy that males have toward me, and 2. my long standing celibacy and the possible reasons for it. You are conflating them as one issue because you're a self centered sac of chit, and the other side of the story doesn't even exist to you. My thread is about my my kunt, not about your penis.
Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
OP Post your sexiest pic. I wanna fap to it. Video would also work, preferable sweaty and after a workout
Am throbbing by the thought of it..
if only they were all like you.
post 1662014273 05-28-2022, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
jesus that’s a solid 2/10 you have the lower body of a man
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post 1662014323 05-28-2022, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
but I haven't fukked dick in 11.5 years.

Now that I think I might be a dyke, my future as a miscer is in jeopardy. if I don't want to kid myself that a I still want to fukk y'all then that means I may have outgrown this place ... Can i have finally become such a battle axe that I'm leaving my beloved dicks behind? How did things come to this? I thought I'd be the raunchinest slut in the old age home, but now ...
I sincerely hope you haven’t used dildos either.
Lesbians have to let phallic shaped items go,
Otherwise they’re kidding themselves imo.

Also lol at lesbians claiming they have sex.
Bros can’t call bjs sex because oral doesn’t count. Neither does fingering.
Women can’t fukk each other.

Brb
Rubbing boxes together isn’t INTERcourse.


Rant over lol
Sloots Gon Sloot.
post 1662014463 05-28-2022, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
I mean very few true lesbians are remotely desirable in the first place. op is just out of options and falling into what fate had in store for her.
I've never been much of a looker, but with time, I've become utterly repugnant. To not be saddled with a pack of screaming brats and fat old man who wants me to suck his dick and take my money is indeed a difficult fate, but somehow I'm managing.
Originally Posted By QuickShotSteve⏩
Good luck in your POOSAY conquests.
thanks, bro! I'm actually kinda nervous. I wish I was in a less conservative place. I'm likely to get killed over here. Deep south is like the worst place to decide you want to be a carpet muncher.
Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
Well, men can be annoying at times. I wish I was attracted to women as men and women are so different to live with.
Typical males ask me something like, "hey bby, want to cook for me?" "do my homework" or "meet my wife"
Typical women ask me something kind like, "I love your outfit, where did you get it?" or "you are so cool, I wish I was like you."
I'm not cut out for being a wife to a man I don't think. I'm just not that selfless. Plus, males cheat much more. They take it as a right since that's what they've always done in the past. Traditional arrangement is wife and family plus mistresses on the side. That's considered respectable. As a younger woman I was offered the wife position. Now I'm in demand for the mistress position. I didn't like the idea of being a brood mare to be cheated on. I don't like the idea of being a woman of the night.
The thing I kept hanging on to was the idea of a special friend who wanted to be around me. but why not have that friend be a woman. Dating would be so much easier without trying to not get raped/killed and thrown into a yeti bag. jussain.
post 1662014483 05-28-2022, 11:26 AM
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What is OP saying? I don't speak gypsy.
post 1662014733 05-28-2022, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted By SimplyFlacid⏩
jesus that’s a solid 2/10 you have the lower body of a man
Well I guess my dick is bigger than yours so yeah.
Originally Posted By Krackerjacked⏩
I sincerely hope you haven’t used dildos either.
Lesbians have to let phallic shaped items go,
Otherwise they’re kidding themselves imo.

Also lol at lesbians claiming they have sex.
Bros can’t call bjs sex because oral doesn’t count. Neither does fingering.
Women can’t fukk each other.

Brb
Rubbing boxes together isn’t INTERcourse.


Rant over lol
It seems i hate true fukking though or else I would have found a way to get fukked. So this pseudo fukking that is lesbian sex is perfect. Best part is that it's really up to me. I'm way better than any man Ive met about making the first move. There's no threat from women so it actually seems like fun. males stress me out with their pissing dicks always trying to take away my air supply. I think I really might be truly gay. I'm astounded. I've wondered in the past, but recently it's seemed very clear. I know for a fact that the average male really doesn't like women. But I thought that in spite of their gayness, that at least I wasn't gay. Now, well. I'm throwing in the towel. I think I'm a fairy.
post 1662014983 05-28-2022, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
u ugly af cuz
R.I.P. Hector Bluntz
I am sex yor butt.
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post 1662015063 05-28-2022, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
that's another aspect of it. Males like you run from me, screaming and pissing themselves. One guy got a lung full of my musk and he ran so fast that he tripped over a weight bench. Then he nearly choked to death on his vomit. I tried to help him and ended up with security all over me. It was a difficult scene, but such is the life of a geezer like me.
There are two issues. 1. the overwhelming antipathy that males have toward me, and 2. my long standing celibacy and the possible reasons for it. You are conflating them as one issue because you're a self centered sac of chit, and the other side of the story doesn't even exist to you. My thread is about my my kunt, not about your penis.
sounds like you think about my penis a lot
R.I.P. Hector Bluntz
I am sex yor butt.
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post 1662015113 05-28-2022, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted By CementPizza⏩
u ugly af cuz
you should see me without the bikini and war paint. You'd chit yourself, my little pal. I could swallow your entire scrawny body in my love hole and you'd never be seen or heard from again. better run, little boy.
post 1662015173 05-28-2022, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
I think I'm a fairy.
I don’t think women can be fairies.
Sloots Gon Sloot.
post 1662015183 05-28-2022, 11:49 AM
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OP would fit in well somewhere like this


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post 1662015213 05-28-2022, 11:50 AM
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Seek help

And a gynecologist for your odor issues
post 1662015303 05-28-2022, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted By CementPizza⏩
sounds like you think about my penis a lot
I studied penis professionally. I'm an expert and an avid enthusiast ... or so I thought. This is actually the crux of my existential angst. If I am the world's biggest dick fan, how then can I have not fukked in 11.5 years. How can I admit that I don't really want men because i see them as prissy little twigs? How can it be that I'm not actually as into your dick as I thought? It breaks my heart. say hi to the little fella for me.
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
you should see me without the bikini and war paint. You'd chit yourself, my little pal. I could swallow your entire scrawny body in my love hole and you'd never be seen or heard from again. better run, little boy.
lol, me little. ty baby that is very kind.

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post 1662015563 05-28-2022, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
OP would fit in well somewhere like this


you wound me.
Originally Posted By Krackerjacked⏩
I don’t think women can be fairies.
this guy does ^. I'm a goddamn fairy princess and I didn't even know it. welp, it's been a good run.
post 1662015623 05-28-2022, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
I studied penis professionally. I'm an expert and an avid enthusiast ... or so I thought. This is actually the crux of my existential angst. If I am the world's biggest dick fan, how then can I havenot fukked in 11.5years. How can I admit that I don't really want men because i see them as prissy little twigs? How can it be that I'm not actually as into your dick as I thought? It breaks my heart. say hi to the little fella for me.
Now add dogs into the equation.
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXGZu4yxjW0
post 1662015633 05-28-2022, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
you wound me.
Nothing wrong with hippies
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