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Β» πŸ¦‘ Gordon, The Dried Squid has now become The Lord of Progressive OverBloat πŸ™
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post 1664076503 07-08-2022, 04:56 AM
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#31
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Originally Posted By PAU1
If this was a pensioners 2 v 2 tag team match, we’d have Kaz & Flex against Gordo and… who?
Leoslayer
post 1664076773 07-08-2022, 05:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet
I mean, how bad do you have to be to get a call out from one of the most respectful, generous, and selfless posters on here?

What did you do to Samraiwise Gordon? WHAT WAS IT?
This, not sure what the deal is. Sam's posts are inspirational and encouraging. Gordon's typically involve creep shots or air fryer abuse...oh wait, maybe that's it.
Early AM workout crew.
Holy crap dude, Satan's huge crew.
post 1664077223 07-08-2022, 05:24 AM
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Yall should do a Misc wrestling match nh
post 1664077793 07-08-2022, 05:50 AM
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lmao OP moggin the chit out of the dried squid

In for GordonXxX response
We're all gonna make it brahs
post 1664078003 07-08-2022, 05:59 AM
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I could just feel Gordon's shoe size get smaller and smaller with each call-out.

The good news is that his **** genes die with him.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1664078053 07-08-2022, 06:01 AM
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Originally Posted By jtaylor2010
Lmfao at the whole thing, but dried squid put it over the top
Dried squid is an A+ insult
post 1664078513 07-08-2022, 06:14 AM
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Gordon come out and play

FL > PA
post 1664078643 07-08-2022, 06:18 AM
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How does someone do pec flyes with the same weight they are pressing? Even though pec flyes are one of the most useless exercises in the gym. (Ded fkn Srs)
post 1664078723 07-08-2022, 06:20 AM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40
How does someone do pec flyes with the same weight they are pressing? Even though pec flyes are one of the most useless exercises in the gym. (Ded fkn Srs)
This is a question that has troubled many of us for a long time, despite his occasional posts attempting to explain the mystery.
post 1664078873 07-08-2022, 06:24 AM
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Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans
Leoslayer


You've got years of hostility plus the international vs domestic dynamic. I'm buying that PPV.
post 1664078933 07-08-2022, 06:27 AM
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*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1664079823 07-08-2022, 06:50 AM
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Kaz crew checking in. Get em my friend!
DYEL?
post 1664080193 07-08-2022, 07:01 AM
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah
Oops, missed that sorry.

How old are you?

And I thought your enemies were the rentcels? I'm certainly not gonna be one of those losers!
I’m 42 but I get honorary boomer status because I own multiple properties

Also rentcels aren’t my enemies I just feel sorry for them. Unless they start shooting up schools and let’s face it that’s the next logical step. Until then they are only worthy of pity.

You moran! Negged!
post 1664080483 07-08-2022, 07:09 AM
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Maybe a 1v1 grudge match before the tag team title bout?

post 1664081003 07-08-2022, 07:24 AM
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It only takes 3 inches to satisfy a woman..




Its because that's the approximate size of a credit card.
post 1664081213 07-08-2022, 07:29 AM
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Absolutely Ded @ Dried Squid.

Kaz makes the best call out threads. Looking thick, solid, tight, brother!
post 1664081423 07-08-2022, 07:33 AM
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Here for team Flex and Samrai ….ffuuuaarrkkkk
β˜† Member of the Brave 767 crew β˜† Never forget.
-Florida Gators-
post 1664081453 07-08-2022, 07:34 AM
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looking good bro
Cherish your life. Live to tell your story
post 1664081493 07-08-2022, 07:35 AM
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Kaz is my favorite forum friend, but I do have a soft spot for Gordon -- except for creepshots and air fryers, he and I have a lot in common. Plus Gordon puts himself out there with progress photos, and I'm still a pussy no-avi crew.

That being said, I LOLd hard at this thread.

Edit: Kaz looking good as always
post 1664081543 07-08-2022, 07:36 AM
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Gordon is gonna marry Kazs daughter and plot the ultimate mogging in misc history
Survival. When the jungle tears itself down and builds itself into something new. Guys like you and me, we end up dead. Doesn’t really mean anything. Or, if we happen to live through it, well that doesn’t mean anything either.
post 1664081553 07-08-2022, 07:36 AM
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All I know is that I hope I look as good as Kaz does at 62 years old.
6'1 - 240lbs

<HTC>
post 1664081783 07-08-2022, 07:43 AM
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post 1664082803 07-08-2022, 08:04 AM
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Too much air frying not enough lat flaring
post 1664082923 07-08-2022, 08:08 AM
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lol at samaricuck doing gay fu fu kicks in the park in short shorts. Keep your children away if you see him at the park
post 1664083253 07-08-2022, 08:18 AM
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Strong callout
post 1664083313 07-08-2022, 08:19 AM
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lmao gordon got rekt srs
post 1664083873 07-08-2022, 08:31 AM
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I am so in for misc wrestling match.

Charge 10$ per viewer, winner keeps all, and bragging rights of course.

Loser has to commit to sticking around in order to be harassed about being a pathetic worthless DYEL piece of chit on a regular basis.
β€œThe stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.β€œ

PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 1664084783 07-08-2022, 08:46 AM
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get em
This fool's running a Honda 2000
O|||||||O Misc Jeep Crew O|||||||O
30 Year Old Boomer Crew
Just lol at officels *Tradie Crew*
Grumpy Old Married Guy Crew
post 1664085533 07-08-2022, 09:04 AM
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5 dried squids have been deposited on your seaworld account.
post 1664086083 07-08-2022, 09:17 AM
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SW came running out the front door and unloaded both barrels, damn son!
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