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Thread: Just watched top gun maverick. LMAO @ that crap

post 1666878113 08-28-2022, 01:01 AM
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OP you sound low test and nobody invites you to parties. Imagine taking Top Gun so seriously...it was a great 'bro movie' banking on the original's nostalgia without compromising on the cuck grooming Hollywood been putting out.

I was going to guess it was your age, but you're 33. I remember watching the original's VHS so many times pre-teen. I watched on iMax and visuals with the sounds rumble my balls with that BASE, what it Didn't do is rustled my jimmies to come to cry about it online like a low test ****g0t.
post 1666878283 08-28-2022, 01:09 AM
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I also saw it yesterday and it was awesome

however I do understand what your gripes are with it, I also noticed some but I didn't let it ruin the experience

- yes it's cheesy, so was the original
- the propaganda is there, but that is something you absolutely should've known before watching lmfao
- "the mission" was retarded when you really think about it, but on the other hand it was really simple and straightforward which was refreshing to see since a lot of modern movies seem to make a sport out of making the plot as convoluted and nonsensical as possible
- when watching the movie I pictured Maverick as a late 40's something and not as a grandpa, it helps to believe it lol

the air combat scenes and minimal CGI alone make this stand out so much over any action movie in a very, very long time
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post 1666878333 08-28-2022, 01:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩
The Miracle of Top Gun is based on the baseline against which it is being compared. People are coming out of the cinema realising that they haven't experienced a movie like that for decades, then wondering what happened to the movie industry in that time.
Originally Posted By alltrapbrah⏩
This.

I watched it at the cinema and legit felt I was like 12 years old again or something, I loved it.
das it mane.

someone put soy sauce instead of butter on OP's popcorn.
Originally Posted By Immichaelski⏩
I want to see the new brad Pitt movie but I already see they gayed him up too. Oh well. Maybe there’s some real butter I can sneak in from home
It was hilarious and like doesn't take itself seriously, it's on purpose way over the top noir/comedy/action movie.
post 1666878893 08-28-2022, 01:43 AM
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Damn. Tom Cruise was handsome in the original. Imagine if he were 6 ft 4
post 1666879073 08-28-2022, 01:54 AM
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Let me guess OP, She-hulk is more your style?
post 1666879163 08-28-2022, 02:02 AM
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I loved the new Top Gun, it was free of political bs and aimed simply to entertain. The movie doesn't try to be smarter than it is like every other film today, the plot is basic and doesn't invite the viewer to poke holes in the story. It honestly feels like what action movies used to be, just easy to watch and entertaining flicks that didn't need you to follow the plot.
post 1666887423 08-28-2022, 08:02 AM
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Originally Posted By akferd⏩
Let me guess OP, She-hulk is more your style?
Lol no. I despise marvel/Disney more than anything. Srs.

Last decent recent movie I watched was the northman
post 1666887533 08-28-2022, 08:07 AM
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For a sequel it wasn’t that bad, the first one will never be beat though.
post 1666887623 08-28-2022, 08:08 AM
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Edge of Tomorrow is GOAT
post 1666887873 08-28-2022, 08:17 AM
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Interesting take from the resident of a 3rd world chithole that fornicates with llamas
post 1666887913 08-28-2022, 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted By 8PointBuck⏩
soyos can't stand anything with an ounce of testosterone

OP turned top gun off and put on wonder woman
Yeah Man geriatric Tom Cruise is super high test...lmao.
post 1666888033 08-28-2022, 08:21 AM
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Way overrated. Millennial’s just like all the re-con movies like Halloween, Elvis(Which was a terrible movie by the way) etc. This movie was made for millennials period. A 62 yr old shrimp playing volleyball. GTFOH. Plus the music was terrible during the volleyball game. Never heard of that crap music. It’s basically the same script as Top Gun with a different mission.
post 1666888043 08-28-2022, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Nomza⏩
I thoroughly enjoyed it. Military propaganda or not, it was a breath of fresh air. No pandering no shoe-horning in LGBTQBBQ a simple high test movie with ample jet fuel. whats there to hate? The dogfights were filmed brilliantly and it wasn’t a CGI turd fest.

OP you should stick to marvel movies mang
The "borrowed" a lot of Real planes and pilots to shoot it. So lots of cool scenes with real planes ill give them that.

But the dogfights sucked, anything related to irl military aviation sucked. Nothing made sense and was unrealistic as fuk. Random dcs dogfights on YouTube are more entertaining lmao.

Also lol @ them celebrating starting a nuclear war with Russia/Irán.
post 1666888163 08-28-2022, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah⏩
Way overrated. Millennial’s just like all the re-con movies like Halloween, Elvis(Which was a terrible movie by the way) etc. This movie was made for millennials period. A 62 yr old shrimp playing volleyball. GTFOH. Plus the music was terrible during the volleyball game. Never heard of that crap music. It’s basically the same script as Top Gun with a different mission.
Yeah it's painfuly obvious how multiple industries are just raping millenial markets with bs nostalgia.
post 1666888273 08-28-2022, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted By OrbOddLaw⏩
Hm, I had no desire to see this new rendition at all. Do you have any feelings about the first film?

Iconic song

Watched the first one when I was 12. Thought it was cool but it didn't leave a strong impression. Tried rewatching it a couple weeks ago and couldnt get pass the cringe wall. In general Tom Cruise makes me cringe, vanilla sky is his only movie I can tolerate, and eyes Wide shut too.
post 1666888333 08-28-2022, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Looksmaxxer101⏩
damn i heard so many great reviews and thought i would check it out...now im having 2nd thoughts
It's a great movie, OP is a goof
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post 1666888393 08-28-2022, 08:29 AM
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agree with op

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Same. My wife and I started watching it a few weeks ago and had to turn it off after 30-40 minutes. COULD NOT FINISH IT. Cheesy dialogue. Bad acting. Bad plot. Bad everything.

A few friends of mine saw it and loved it and it really made me question their sanity and view of reality if they thought that was a good movie.
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Originally Posted By Deutschlandbrah⏩
I loved the new Top Gun, it was free of political bs and aimed simply to entertain. The movie doesn't try to be smarter than it is like every other film today, the plot is basic and doesn't invite the viewer to poke holes in the story. It honestly feels like what action movies used to be, just easy to watch and entertaining flicks that didn't need you to follow the plot.
- free of political bs
- glorifies starting a nuclear war with Russia

Pick one lmao.

And yes it's painfuly obvious that the movie doesn't try to be Smart. It's incredibly retarded so it wont confuse brainded 30 yo boomers
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Also lol @ the retarded enemy

Brb lets place a dozen of Sam sites to defend a fuken shaft but let's leave the airbase completely undefended against missile attacks. Lmao

Brb lets leave random planes fully loaded and fueled in unguarded hangars just because.
post 1666888863 08-28-2022, 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted By BeachPro11⏩
Same. My wife and I started watching it a few weeks ago and had to turn it off after 30-40 minutes. COULD NOT FINISH IT. Cheesy dialogue. Bad acting. Bad plot. Bad everything.

A few friends of mine saw it and loved it and it really made me question their sanity and view of reality if they thought that was a good movie.
This is a Military Recruitment Movie that glorifies raw unfiltered EGO and narcissism. The first movie was a literal recruiting film that saw sign-ups increase over 1000% after the release
post 1666888923 08-28-2022, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted By suave2000⏩
Also lol @ the retarded enemy

Brb lets place a dozen of Sam sites to defend a fuken shaft but let's leave the airbase completely undefended against missile attacks. Lmao

Brb lets leave random planes fully loaded and fueled in unguarded hangars just because.
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post 1666889043 08-28-2022, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah⏩
Way overrated. Millennial’s just like all the re-con movies like Halloween, Elvis(Which was a terrible movie by the way) etc. This movie was made for millennials period. A 62 yr old shrimp playing volleyball. GTFOH. Plus the music was terrible during the volleyball game. Never heard of that crap music. It’s basically the same script as Top Gun with a different mission.
they were playing handegg brah
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why is some sailboat loving ******* from peru concerned with a red-meat eating heroic film like TG anyway?
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Originally Posted By Looksmaxxer101⏩
damn i heard so many great reviews and thought i would check it out...now im having 2nd thoughts
Bro its a great movie srs

Just watch


The fight scenes are incredible
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Originally Posted By suave2000⏩
- free of political bs
- glorifies starting a nuclear war with Russia

Pick one lmao.

And yes it's painfuly obvious that the movie doesn't try to be Smart. It's incredibly retarded so it wont confuse brainded 30 yo boomers
Where is Russia mentioned? Lol

They did a good job not mentioning country names.
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Originally Posted By JUSA⏩
It's a great movie, OP is a goof
This
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Way over hyped was expecting much more.

Can agree some scenes were cheesy af, action was ok tho
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Originally Posted By DavidEaslea⏩
They have cinemas in Peru?
no he watched it on a goats ass that doubles as a television.
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