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Just watched top gun maverick. LMAO @ that crap
08-27-2022, 10:50 PM
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Just watched top gun maverick. LMAO @ that crap
Seriously what a fuken absurd and over the top cringefest, felt like a family guy parody at some points. Fuken Tom Cruise is pathetic, the kind of narcissit who HAS to look cool and heroic in every single scene, "oh look at me I ride bikes and I have a mustang in my cool mechanic garage that I copied from a 12 year olds drawing, FUKEN CRINGE " The entire movie is crap, too long and feels 100% like an absurd parody of an 80s movie. Brought to you by your friends from the industrial military complex. Just fuken LOL @ hollywood, it's either heroic military propaganda cringefests or bs remakes.
08-27-2022, 10:53 PM
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Dude, I got back from seeing the movie. So cringe and filled with cheese, acting was horrendous, one liners brutal. Fight scenes were amazing. It’s like the same group of people who were brainwashed into thinking the vax was a good idea were brainwashed into thinking this movie was impeccable. Jennifer Connelly was brutal too.
08-27-2022, 10:54 PM
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That was kinda how I felt when that first Avengers movie came out back in like 2012. People were celebrating that movie like liberals were celebrating when the SCOTUS signed off on Obamacare in 2010. Meanwhile, I was kinda like 'meh", just like how I feel about most of that sort of chit.
08-27-2022, 10:54 PM
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They have cinemas in Peru?
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08-27-2022, 10:58 PM
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I really enjoyed the movie, especially more than the first movie. I was on the edge of my seat the entire time and I haven't been to a movie theater in years.
I loved the action scenes, especially the last 45 minutes.
I'm vegetarian, not vegan.
I loved the action scenes, especially the last 45 minutes.
I'm vegetarian, not vegan.
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Originally Posted By Gryphonly⏩
Yes lmao @ all the cringey one liners and I got a really bad trip about Tom Cruise , moderfuker is 60 and keeps showing off this cool teenager persona to the world. His entire persona is a cringefest. You can tell the whole movie was pretty much brought up by a souless alghoritm that matched the hashtags #nostalgia #actiofnfilm #hsteenagerdrama #murica and vomited this horrendous crap. Also lol @ Jennifer Connelly being 50 and accepting a role of an infantilized retarded teenager milf, the overall nosthalgia abuse is cringe inducing.Dude, I got back from seeing the movie. So cringe and filled with cheese, acting was horrendous, one liners brutal. Fight scenes were amazing. It’s like the same group of people who were brainwashed into thinking the vax was a good idea were brainwashed into thinking this movie was impeccable. Jennifer Connelly was brutal too.
08-27-2022, 10:59 PM
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I had to turn it off after like 10 mins. Too much propaganda. I can't take it anymore man. I'm sick of it. Srs.
I read the plot, and it is basically star wars. They aren't even original.
I read the plot, and it is basically star wars. They aren't even original.
08-27-2022, 11:01 PM
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damn i heard so many great reviews and thought i would check it out...now im having 2nd thoughts
08-27-2022, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted By northernlights7⏩
Fuken hollywood I swear, wants men and women to be perpetually infantilized docile idiots. Don't get me started on avengers and marvel crap lmao that's an even bigger cringefest for soycucks. Imagine how many millions the us navy wasted in order to make and promote this crap.That was kinda how I felt when that first Avengers movie came out back in like 2012. People were celebrating that movie like liberals were celebrating when the SCOTUS signed off on Obamacare in 2010. Meanwhile, I was kinda like 'meh", just like how I feel about most of that sort of chit.
08-27-2022, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted By northernlights7⏩
Couldn't agree more. It's all this special effects spectacular capechit. Never saw the appeal, I mean it's just so phucking stupid.That was kinda how I felt when that first Avengers movie came out back in like 2012. People were celebrating that movie like liberals were celebrating when the SCOTUS signed off on Obamacare in 2010. Meanwhile, I was kinda like 'meh", just like how I feel about most of that sort of chit.
08-27-2022, 11:03 PM
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pretty sure the movie wasn't made for commies. It was made for red-blooded, capitalist loving, meat eating Americans that lost their virginity at 13 to their female summer camp counselor
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08-27-2022, 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted By fistnazis4fun⏩
Yes it's borderline intolerable with its massive cringedom. Considered walking out early on but my morbid curiosity got the better of me. Alo yes LMAO @ glorifying attacking a sovereign nation to start a war with a nuclear powered rival. LOL. The things that disturbs me the most is Tom Cruise and his peter pan syndrome, poor fuk should be a grandpa and dresses in "cool" leather jackets and rides cool super fast bikes into the sunset... CRINGE.I had to turn it off after like 10 mins. Too much propaganda. I can't take it anymore man. I'm sick of it. Srs.
I read the plot, and it is basically star wars. They aren't even original.
I read the plot, and it is basically star wars. They aren't even original.
08-27-2022, 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
Props for being plant based, movie still sucks objectively tho.I really enjoyed the movie, especially more than the first movie. I was on the edge of my seat the entire time and I haven't been to a movie theater in years.
I loved the action scenes, especially the last 45 minutes.
I'm vegetarian, not vegan.
I loved the action scenes, especially the last 45 minutes.
I'm vegetarian, not vegan.
08-27-2022, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted By PowerPal⏩
yeah yeah yeah, here have a candy now go sit in the corner while the adults talk you stupid fuk.pretty sure the movie wasn't made for commies. It was made for red-blooded, capitalist loving, meat eating Americans that lost their virginity at 13 to their female summer camp counselor
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I thoroughly enjoyed it. Military propaganda or not, it was a breath of fresh air. No pandering no shoe-horning in LGBTQBBQ a simple high test movie with ample jet fuel. whats there to hate? The dogfights were filmed brilliantly and it wasn’t a CGI turd fest.
OP you should stick to marvel movies mang
OP you should stick to marvel movies mang
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08-27-2022, 11:08 PM
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The Miracle of Top Gun is based on the baseline against which it is being compared. People are coming out of the cinema realising that they haven't experienced a movie like that for decades, then wondering what happened to the movie industry in that time.
08-27-2022, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩
The movie industry has gone to hell since 2000.The Miracle of Top Gun is based on the baseline against which it is being compared. People are coming out of the cinema realising that they haven't experienced a movie like that for decades, then wondering what happened to the movie industry in that time.
08-27-2022, 11:53 PM
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Hm, I had no desire to see this new rendition at all. Do you have any feelings about the first film?
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you're telling me a liberal soycuck didn't like top gun? wow, what a surprise
08-27-2022, 11:56 PM
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I want to see the new brad Pitt movie but I already see they gayed him up too. Oh well. Maybe there’s some real butter I can sneak in from home
08-27-2022, 11:59 PM
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watched a couple mins of the original then turned it off
boring as phuk
boring as phuk
08-28-2022, 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted By JayJ350⏩
soyos can't stand anything with an ounce of testosteroneIf they hate something, it must be great, and vice versa.
OP turned top gun off and put on wonder woman
08-28-2022, 12:26 AM
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Wow. You’re actually the first person who I’ve heard from that didn’t fuking love it, OP. I still haven’t seen it, but I’ve heard nothing but good things.
Also, even if it IS propaganda, Idgaf. Almost all Hollywood movies are propaganda whether you notice it or not, but most just happen to be soy these days.
Also, even if it IS propaganda, Idgaf. Almost all Hollywood movies are propaganda whether you notice it or not, but most just happen to be soy these days.
08-28-2022, 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩
This.The Miracle of Top Gun is based on the baseline against which it is being compared. People are coming out of the cinema realising that they haven't experienced a movie like that for decades, then wondering what happened to the movie industry in that time.
I watched it at the cinema and legit felt I was like 12 years old again or something, I loved it.
08-28-2022, 01:00 AM
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You just mad they didnt recast the hag
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