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post 1667872813 09-14-2022, 04:22 PM
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Nobody cleans their ass better than me with paper alone

You have to crumble, fkn LOL at folding. And you must wipe in increasingly aggressive fashion near the end to get every last bit. Wipe standing up, knees slightly bent. Always wipe up the ball sack as well, lots of smearing going on there. It’s not just the *******. Both inside cheeks, a clean swipe across the outer cheeks. But above all, crumble and really get in there.

NEVER do I get **** on my hands. It’s a fine art.
post 1667874493 09-14-2022, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted By AncientYouth⏩
I think we need the MISC CHIT expert Bodhy to comment on all chit related issues
Think about it: For all of us, our parents thought us as an infant and the subject is so taboo that it was never ever brought up or ever gave a second thought about your indoctrinated routine. Now think about the average intelligence and average hygiene of people…

Where is all the Harvard research and studies of the most efficient way? Needs to be thought in school
post 1667874513 09-14-2022, 05:09 PM
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poop in toilet, hop in the shower to clean up.
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How the fuk does one "crumble" TP? Do you bake it to a crisp until it can be crumbled into tiny pieces? Do you make pie crusts from them?









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Originally Posted By jmal2000⏩
Flushable wipes


Cleaner butt
No such thing as "flushable" wipes.


Just lying companies who don't give a chit about you needing to call a plumber for all the clogged un-disposable wipes you flush.
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post 1667875043 09-14-2022, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted By redwine91⏩
Nobody cleans their ass better than me with paper alone

You have to crumble, fkn LOL at folding. And you must wipe in increasingly aggressive fashion near the end to get every last bit. Wipe standing up, knees slightly bent. Always wipe up the ball sack as well, lots of smearing going on there. It’s not just the *******. Both inside cheeks, a clean swipe across the outer cheeks. But above all, crumble and really get in there.

NEVER do I get **** on my hands. It’s a fine art.
Just like what in the actual f0ck. See, subject never gets talked about and adults been living all their life cleaning their aszhole in the most inefficient way possible. Smh

Why do you think the TP is in a nice roll rectangular shape the width of an average hand? So you can pull it and crumble it in to a round ball? Why is t it in a box like nose tissues then?

When people use baby wipes to change a baby do they pull the rectangles and ball it up before wiping baby. Assuming the average human, when taking a dump sitting down your cheeks are spread by seat and ergonomics of a human ass. If you lean to the side, your ass cheek spread wider and you got perfecr angle to clean it. The moment you ass leaves the seat they clench and just made said mess into a bigger surface area.
post 1667882693 09-14-2022, 08:28 PM
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Just lol if you dont use baby wipes
post 1667883463 09-14-2022, 08:44 PM
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Can yall stfu about baby wipes, bidets, and showering? Obiously.

I have an asz anus water jet at home and carry wipes in the car crew. But I still wipe my ass with TP first and the wipes and water are to finish it.

Thread is full of skidmarkmaxxers.
post 1667883483 09-14-2022, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted By IPoopStandingUp⏩
I'll give you one guess brah
Can you give us a clue
Damn
post 1667883623 09-14-2022, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
Can you give us a clue
How he wipes after is the real question.

Does he gotta wipe from the top of his thighs down to calves...
post 1667883733 09-14-2022, 08:51 PM
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usually grab 3-4 squares
wrap around finger tips
dig once and toss in toilet
repeat
once not much poop on tp i dab instead of dig
when no poop on tp i stop wiping - am done

sometimes ill wet tp and wipe/dab as well followed by 1 dry wipe

stand in like half squat and stick butt to side lmao
post 1667883973 09-14-2022, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted By iLLVibeBuzz⏩
usually grab 3-4 squares
wrap around finger tips
dig once and toss in toilet
repeat
once not much poop on tp i dab instead of dig
when no poop on tp i stop wiping - am done

sometimes ill wet tp and wipe/dab as well followed by 1 dry wipe

stand in like half squat and stick butt to side lmao
Like why stand any amount doe? Have you thought about it? Just because that's how parents thought you right?
post 1667884023 09-14-2022, 08:57 PM
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How the hell do people wipe sitting down???!!! Does your seat not have a back to it or something?


And yeah in public restrooms I ain’t getting close to sitting down.
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post 1667884253 09-14-2022, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Goat_187⏩
Like why stand any amount doe? Have you thought about it? Just because that's how parents thought you right?
i can check the tp faster/easier/not accidently touch rim of seat. plus when you sit you still have to levitate (semi squat) over the seat a bit to wipe dont you? seems harder on the knees.
post 1667884363 09-14-2022, 09:07 PM
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Like.... I can't focking even.

Forget your anus, if you had to clean ANYs sort smudge from any surface... which one would you use:

post 1667884523 09-14-2022, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted By desslok⏩
How the hell do people wipe sitting down???!!! Does your seat not have a back to it or something?


And yeah in public restrooms I ain’t getting close to sitting down.
Its not completely sitting down bro, you do a 45 degree lean to one side. One asz cheek stays on the seat the other one is raised above the seat for maximum spread.
post 1667884873 09-14-2022, 09:18 PM
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Found this.

I swear I'm about to record myself and do an instructional video for the misc.
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Have been bideting my Angus since 2012 and haven't looked back srs. Just lmao @ neanderthal wipers brb might as well burn all your clothes and shoes and live in a cave
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Originally Posted By Peacening⏩
Have been bideting my Angus since 2012 and haven't looked back srs. Just lmao @ neanderthal wipers brb might as well burn all your clothes and shoes and live in a cave
stfu about bidets already. That's not part of the question. Just lulz at all of you flexing about baby wiped and bidets.


And based on your avi you definitively need a bidet with firehose pressure to clean that hairy focking jungle you have between your ass cheeks.
post 1667888343 09-14-2022, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Goat_187⏩
Like.... I can't focking even.

Forget your anus, if you had to clean ANYs sort smudge from any surface... which one would you use:

Pretty clear proof from the undisputed expert on the subject:

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Loling at brah who doesn’t wipe but instead pinches angus hole.

Used to stand and wipe crew, now sit and wipe crew.

Bidets are kind of fukd / unsanitary seeming. Your chit falls back into the jet. Seems unsanitary.

When I’ve used them in other countries i always get water all over the seat
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Originally Posted By Goat_187⏩
lmao. doesnt look very comfortable and lots of potential for getting poop on seat/hand. and i only wipe once that guy was going back and forth wtf?? and i check tp after every wipe to see how much is on it and color of poop/how much is left. this is me usually but with tp on fingers

Originally Posted By Peacening⏩
Have been bideting my Angus since 2012 and haven't looked back srs.
how do they even work? i doubt the stream is hard enough to blast off poop by itself. dont you still have to wipe away? do you rub with bare hands (nasty)? what about drying? also isnt it easy to poop splatter all over the rod. doesnt seem cleaner to me.
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Oddly, someone was talking about this the other day.

I fold, and either sit or stand depending on the space. Lots of space - sit. Cramped, stand. I've had to take a dump in small spaces.

Oh, and 'squatting' like they do in China sucks. SRS.
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bump
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I use flushable wipes you savage
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Originally Posted By iLLVibeBuzz⏩
bump
See above, twit.
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Originally Posted By Eatforgains⏩
I use flushable wipes you savage
No such thing exists.


Stop being a dipchit who clogs your, and public's sewer pipes.
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