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post 1667842743 09-14-2022, 04:11 AM
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Do you fold the toilet paper or crumble it? Do wipe sitting down or standing up?

My mind was blown years ago when I found a lot of savages stand up to wipe. wtf

From dirty restrooms, I have seen that people crumble TP... another wtf. They probably get shyt on the fingers frequently.

I bet the misc is going to be divided af on this one.

Recently found my gf crumbles, cant see her the same after that knowledge.
post 1667842853 09-14-2022, 04:19 AM
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crumble and squat..........
post 1667842893 09-14-2022, 04:22 AM
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post 1667842913 09-14-2022, 04:23 AM
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I have short arms and have to stand up . Only use toilet paper in emergencies,as I usually poop at home and use the detachable shower head on jet .
Have no idea how people feel clean wiping with paper lol
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Originally Posted By AncientYouth⏩
crumble and squat..........
squat? oh lawd, another method. Need paint illustration...

Why not fold it into a nice rectangle the size of your hand for maximum surface coverage?

What is the advantage? Just how parents though since poop training?
post 1667843363 09-14-2022, 04:43 AM
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I poop exclusively on neighbors' gardens. The tomatoes came in extra red this year and they all threw me a party for my help. I drag my ass across grass to clean up. It's what God intended.
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post 1667843753 09-14-2022, 05:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Goat_187⏩
squat? oh lawd, another method. Need paint illustration...

Why not fold it into a nice rectangle the size of your hand for maximum surface coverage?

What is the advantage? Just how parents though since poop training?
flat smears , crumble has more grip squat improves the angle of attack
post 1667843773 09-14-2022, 05:08 AM
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Anyone who doesn't use wipes/bidet or even regular tissue followed by wet tissue is gross af

dead srs

Just using paper and then thinking that will suffice is disgusting
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post 1667843783 09-14-2022, 05:10 AM
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post 1667843803 09-14-2022, 05:11 AM
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Originally Posted By PissantSoldier⏩
Anyone who doesn't use wipes/bidet or even regular tissue followed by wet tissue is gross af

dead srs

Just using paper and then thinking that will suffice is disgusting
toilet tip , 2 dry , followed by 1 or 2 wet, when clear 1 dry

if you do not have wet tissue do a quick tap of the flush , this will release a small amount of water to wet your tissue without doing a full flush
post 1667843833 09-14-2022, 05:12 AM
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How low IQ does one have to be to think crumbling is the best way to go about it? LMFAO so fuking stupid

Unless you're a ****g0t who like getting some poo on his fingers, not washing his hands then sniffing hard as fuk all day long
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post 1667844013 09-14-2022, 05:20 AM
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Originally Posted By AncientYouth⏩
toilet tip , 2 dry , followed by 1 or 2 wet, when clear 1 dry

if you do not have wet tissue do a quick tap of the flush , this will release a small amount of water to wet your tissue without doing a full flush
Wait just a minute. So you crumble, get chit on your finger and also wet your tissue with toilet water

tf is wrong with you

your angus must be a primordial soup
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post 1667844053 09-14-2022, 05:21 AM
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Originally Posted By AncientYouth⏩
flat smears , crumble has more grip squat improves the angle of attack
You make the rectangle crumble it and open it again to the rectangle shape for more texture.

Also don't even know why its called 'wipe' with the fingers perfectly cover you put the middle directly on aszhole and do a pinch motion.

I cant fathom a bunch of nasty mfer that wipe shyt to their taint or top of their ass crack. smh
post 1667844083 09-14-2022, 05:22 AM
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Originally Posted By PissantSoldier⏩
Wait just a minute. So you crumble, get chit on your finger and also wet your tissue with toilet water

tf is wrong with you
why do you think crumbling gets chit on your finger unless you have the hands of a chimp, some of us use more than 1 square and have dexterity.....


and wash our hands after
post 1667844153 09-14-2022, 05:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Goat_187⏩
You make the rectangle crumble it and open it again to the rectangle shape for more texture.

Also don't even know why its called 'wipe' with the fingers perfectly cover you put the middle directly on aszhole and do a pinch motion.

I cant fathom a bunch of mfer that wipe **** to their taint or top of their ass crack. smh
You do a pinch motion?

hahhaaha wat in the fk is wrong with you

Why you wiping your taint? Front to back or back to front, wipe and get the chit off. Use a bidet or wet wipe and ensure no chit remains and then flush

Pinching the chit outta your angus

lmao
Originally Posted By AncientYouth⏩
why do you think crumbling gets chit on your finger unless you have the hands of a chimp, some of us use more than 1 square and have dexterity.....


and wash our hands after
Why are you even crumbling a bit of paper? You shoving it in your angus or something? You enjoy the feeling?

People who crumple and pinch are degenerates dead srs
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post 1667844193 09-14-2022, 05:25 AM
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Only a disgusting low life crumbles it. Shyt crumbling sons of bitches
post 1667844253 09-14-2022, 05:28 AM
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........then crumblecels wonder why they can't get or keep chicks around hahahahhaa


In the case of chicks though, I'm pretty sure they crumble it to wipe their pussy rather than ass. Unless you both are sick sons of bitches who throw poop covered things in the trashcan which I guess is common in Europe but I never do when visiting because I'm an American and can do as I please
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Originally Posted By jmal2000⏩
Flushable wipes


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Originally Posted By IPoopStandingUp⏩
I'll give you one guess brah
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Originally Posted By IPoopStandingUp⏩
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
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Crumbler with shyt under his nails detected.
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Originally Posted By jmal2000⏩
Flushable wipes


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This. Wipe out the chunks with TP, then clean up with flushable wipes. My next home will have a bidet.
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