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post 1668033063 09-17-2022, 01:16 PM
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microwaving food items for 20+ minutes and throwing it at someone is prison yard psychopath chit, srs.
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post 1668033253 09-17-2022, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Techriding101⏩
microwaving food items for 20+ minutes and throwing it at someone is prison yard psychopath chit, srs.
Wouldn't if have exploded after 5 minutes?

Never microwaved anything longer than 5 unless defrost
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post 1668033453 09-17-2022, 01:24 PM
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^ I thought the same thing, will have to get more details
Originally Posted By Techriding101⏩
microwaving food items for 20+ minutes and throwing it at someone is prison yard psychopath chit, srs.
Yeah it is

Never seen him lose his chit like this before...I mean he's been a damn lawyer for over a decade....

All I got from the argument was she's been doing absolutely NOTHING since they got married and lazing around the house all day on her phone, she literally provides NOTHING.

He asked if she could cook dinner since he's the one financially providing and somehow it escalated into a burrito war, I guess towards the peak of the argument she insulted his dead mother....

Now he's in a hotel and she gets to stay at HIS HOUSE HE BOUGHT

AND she has a restraining order so he can't even go gather his personal belongings till cops escort him there...
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post 1668033483 09-17-2022, 01:24 PM
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Story makes absolutely no sense. Your buddy should have called the cops and recorded while his psycho woman made an ass out of herself. Would've tried to get her involuntarily committed for 72 hours to GTFO.
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post 1668033583 09-17-2022, 01:26 PM
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Calling BS on him microwaving it for 20 minutes. Wouldnt that just be a blob of steaming lava chit?
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post 1668033613 09-17-2022, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
That’s a sad story, but she should only receive half of what he made during the marriage, not half of his assets.

He’s got to get a good lawyer.
OP's location is California, so you never know.
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post 1668033693 09-17-2022, 01:27 PM
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^ He called me from jail...So it happened

But yeah there's some holes in the story for sure and I thought the same thing about the burrito
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post 1668033873 09-17-2022, 01:30 PM
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post 1668034013 09-17-2022, 01:32 PM
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Hilarious story

But if you microwaved a burrito for 20 min, it would be hard as a rock when you took it out. The beans would have been fried to a crisp and nonexistent.
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post 1668034033 09-17-2022, 01:32 PM
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^ I doubt it was 20 minutes then, that's what was said to the police by her so she's obviously embellishing said story, what a fking surprise
Originally Posted By ymer⏩
He called from jail and told you he microwaved it for a full 20 minutes. A successful attorney did that.

I'm gonna have to call bullchit.
No stop putting words in my mouth

He called me from Jail to see if I could pick up some belongings at HIS HOUSE

He's out on bail now and I just talked to him a half hour ago getting more details

Now he's trying to get valuables out of his safe before she breaks into it

The whole thing is fuked and its clear she just wanted to take his chit from the beginning
Originally Posted By imiscubb⏩
and during those intense 20minutes op’s buddy was being a goodguy greg; warning his wife every now and then about keeping distance off the microwave to avoid cancer radiation
LOL
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post 1668034343 09-17-2022, 01:36 PM
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Man that sounds rough. Dude needs some support. You should spend some time with him, maybe get a beer and play some cards to get his mind off of this.

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post 1668034443 09-17-2022, 01:38 PM
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I don't particularly care if the story is true or not (sounds rather fishy), but it is as simple as this:

She snapped and threw something.

He made a plan, spent 20 minutes preparing and then executed the plan. He didn't "snap". It was premeditated

Thatis why he is fked.
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post 1668034883 09-17-2022, 01:46 PM
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Couple things:
Any idea ballpark what he's worth and what she'll get?
Hard to believe one could take a burrito that has been microwaved for 20 mins, it'd be pure mush. She's also an idiot for not seeing him do that and he's an idiot as well.
Lawyers are sometimes the most childish group of adults there are. Guy probably composes himself well in public (his job) but is a complete loon in his personal space.
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post 1668034943 09-17-2022, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted By dopamine72⏩
^ I doubt it was 20 minutes then, that's what was said to the police by her so she's obviously embellishing said story, what a fking surprise


No stop putting words in my mouth

He called me from Jail to see if I could pick up some belongings at HIS HOUSE

He's out on bail now and I just talked to him a half hour ago getting more details

Now he's trying to get valuables out of his safe before she breaks into it

The whole thing is fuked and its clear she just wanted to take his chit from the beginning


LOL
Hmm. Sounds like your friend could use a forensic frozen burrito analyst.

Have him PM me. My rates are reasonable.
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post 1668035053 09-17-2022, 01:50 PM
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He fukked up so bad. He's a fooking lawyer and did that?

I get how emotions run hot but this guy should have kept his cool, got all his ducks in a row, then right his wrong for marrying the wrong woman.
post 1668035133 09-17-2022, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted By dopamine72⏩
^ Agreed he shouldn't have done that with the burrito, I guess she really pushed him to the edge and this guy generally never loses his temper so I know this was a HYOOGE argument over petty BS

The most fuked up part to me is her demeanor COMPLETELY changed after they got married.

She went from being an angel to being a controlling devil with no regard for my buddies own personal well being.
Still haven't figured that part out yet? It's a huge stage act. It's like taking your SO to meet your parents and she's wonderful and then the moment you get in the car it's non stop complaining or criticisms about the dinner or w/e. Same applies in "courting". Play the part to land the guy and then once that's done, do as you wish. Thankfully every girl I have dated were never vengeful types but that's because I treated them right and didn't let them step all over me and was the MAN in the relationship. One thing strongly lacking in most relationships these days.
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post 1668035283 09-17-2022, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted By dopamine72⏩
Hence why the burrito was rock hard frozen

To me that's the same as throwing a rock, especially when it hits you directly in one eye
Yeah that is pretty much throwing a brick. Remembering a long time ago after school with friends. Friend tossed a frozen burrito and it hit my shoulder. That hurt for a solid couple days.
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post 1668035673 09-17-2022, 02:01 PM
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Is this how males* behave in Cali?
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Originally Posted By Evolutionary1⏩
Is this how males* behave in Cali?
Not just Cali my man. This is primarily a US male issue.
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post 1668035763 09-17-2022, 02:02 PM
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she's filing for divorce today and its already looking like she's getting half the house and half his money...
why do you think that?
he should've done a Ken Shamrock and put her in an ankle lock.
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post 1668035983 09-17-2022, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted By DuracellBunny⏩
I don't particularly care if the story is true or not (sounds rather fishy), but it is as simple as this:

She snapped and threw something.

He made a plan, spent 20 minutes preparing and then executed the plan. He didn't "snap". It was premeditated

Thatis why he is fked.
yea, that and injuries she can claim

i would think that most of the fight stuff cancels out because she instigated and he retaliated but that is word of mouth, which is why this chit sucks

im just guessing though if the cops came and his eye was swollen and he said what he said it'd make sense
post 1668035993 09-17-2022, 02:07 PM
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He kind of deserves it for liking frozen burritos
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

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post 1668036203 09-17-2022, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Evolutionary1⏩
Is this how males* behave in Cali?
They're pretty effeminate in Cali.
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what race are they?

also, pls post pics of both ppl and the house if possible.

i doubt it's a "Tina's" burrito 3 for $.099 since he's a baller? pls confirm that.

they're pretty good.
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon⏩
He kind of deserves it for liking frozen burritos
Hey man, fukk you. Frozen burritos are delicious.
post 1668036933 09-17-2022, 02:31 PM
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A wife doesn't get half of stuff from before a marriage. They get the estate if their husband dies or half of what was earned during the marriage.
post 1668037293 09-17-2022, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Kokanee⏩
A wife doesn't get half of stuff from before a marriage. They get the estate if their husband dies or half of what was earned during the marriage.
Alimony bruh
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post 1668037713 09-17-2022, 02:49 PM
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At least he probably has a lawyer
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How can she get half his house if they only been married and divorced within a month?
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Lol at living in California but buying frozen burritos

Fukkin retards can’t even live In California properly anymore.
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