Long time buddy who's an attorney just got SCREWED

09-17-2022, 12:35 PM

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Long time buddy who's an attorney just got SCREWED

Have a lawyer friend in the city, he bought a 3.5 million dollar house just a couple years back.

Six months ago he met the "girl of his dreams" and I'll admit she was pretty cool, did everything a good women would do etc...

Then they got married ONE month ago....I know you all know where this chit is headed....

So I guess yesterday (friday) they got in an argument and she started getting physically violent...Hitting him in the face, saying the meanest chit one could think of and then....

She threw a frozen burrito at his face and it hit him directly in the eye causing bruising/temporary blindness (eye swollen shut). So what does he do?

He heats the burrito up in the microwave FOR 20 MINUTES and throws it onto her splattering scolding hot burrito all over her...

Long story short she calls the cops, he's arrested, she's filing for divorce today and its already looking like she's getting half the house and half his money...

This pathetic excuse of a women had NOTHING before she met him and now she's a god damn millionaire....

Clown world hasn't even peaked boys, be very very careful....PLS STAY SAFE

09-17-2022, 12:36 PM

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There are 2 females in this story

09-17-2022, 12:37 PM

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That’s a sad story, but she should only receive half of what he made during the marriage, not half of his assets.

He’s got to get a good lawyer.

09-17-2022, 12:39 PM

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Your friend is a complete moron for multiple reasons.

09-17-2022, 12:41 PM

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^ Agreed he shouldn't have done that with the burrito, I guess she really pushed him to the edge and this guy generally never loses his temper so I know this was a HYOOGE argument over petty BS

The most fuked up part to me is her demeanor COMPLETELY changed after they got married.

She went from being an angel to being a controlling devil with no regard for my buddies own personal well being.

09-17-2022, 12:44 PM

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If she legit gets half the money, I'd just kill her and then flee the country

Is your buddy a simp? Wonder if she sensed he was a nice guy before marriage and knew she could exploit him

09-17-2022, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted By dopamine72⏩

Six months ago he met the "girl of his dreams"

Then they got married ONE month ago....

Good on her dead srs.

Banked a few mil from a retard in only 5 months. Pretty hilarious how you're defending him too, I guess idiots move in packs.

09-17-2022, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted By TheWorldIsUrs⏩

Good on her dead srs.

Banked a few mil from a retard in only 5 months. Pretty hilarious how you're defending him too, I guess idiots move in packs.

I know what you mean, I strait up said it was too soon but you know how some people are.

Also wtf bro "CEO of Flat Earth Society"

09-17-2022, 12:48 PM

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Good, in this environment every man should know better not to get married when you are worth something. Hope she is worth more than him after she wins and he has to pay for lawyers. No excuse anymore.

09-17-2022, 12:48 PM

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09-17-2022, 12:48 PM

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To many women are not sane enough to even boil water.

09-17-2022, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted By SamIAm1892⏩

To many women are not sane enough to even boil water.

Hence why the burrito was rock hard frozen

To me that's the same as throwing a rock, especially when it hits you directly in one eye

09-17-2022, 12:49 PM

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Microwaving the burrito for 20 minutes then throwing it on her? Full retard moment.

He had it all wrapped up. An injury, could've just called the cops and insulated himself from responsibility since, at the point she hurled the frozen burrito, it was all on her.

Now he's gonna lose EVERYTHING because he retaliated. Hell, he might not have even "won" if he just reported her and isolated himself.

09-17-2022, 12:49 PM

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Burritos strike again

09-17-2022, 12:51 PM

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20mins? how that mutha ****a even grab it with out burning himself? using an oven mit? dumbass shood have called cops first now he gonna get ****ed financially.

09-17-2022, 12:51 PM

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^ yeah he should have stayed calm, lesson learned I hope

Originally Posted By CrimsonSteel⏩

Microwaving the burrito for 20 minutes then throwing it on her? Full retard moment.
He had it all wrapped up. An injury, could've just called the cops and insulated himself from responsibility since, at the point she hurled the frozen burrito, it was all on her.
Now he's gonna lose EVERYTHING because he retaliated. Hell, he might not have even "won" if he just reported her and isolated himself.

Yep, he dun goofed harddddd

Originally Posted By jreacher⏩

Burritos strike again

LMAO

09-17-2022, 12:51 PM

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09-17-2022, 12:52 PM

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Sorry OP but I can't find literally ANY sympathy for your friend who is apparently short a chromosome.

09-17-2022, 12:53 PM

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Lmao

10/10 story. Your friend is a Fuking retard and I hope to hear more stories about how he fuk’d himself

09-17-2022, 12:54 PM

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^ Well he's out 100k on bail, he paid for it himself and he'll get it all back on his arraignment when he shows up

Originally Posted By ymer⏩

lol doesn't matter if she hit him, if she called him mean things or if she cheated.
In this clown world she files for divorce for any reason she's taking half your chit and your children.

Indeed

Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩

Sorry OP but I can't find literally ANY sympathy for your friend who is apparently short a chromosome.

I only have some sympathy because of the way she manipulated him into all of this simply to take half his chit

I understand what he did was the wrong move, he made a drastic mistake

09-17-2022, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted By azumi121⏩

Your friend is a complete moron for multiple reasons.

And the fact he's a lawyer. he knows exactly how this is going to end.

09-17-2022, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩

And the fact he's a lawyer. he knows exactly how this is going to end.

Especially being in San Francisco, Cali

He may as well just bend over now and take it / get it over with

09-17-2022, 12:58 PM

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She does not automatically get half.

I don't know the state but after 1 month they will not consider his prior assets as marital property. If they do divorce she will likely get next to nothing.

09-17-2022, 12:59 PM

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well, i think microwaving the burrito was uncalled for. but she didn't get in trouble for throwing the burrito?

also find it hard to believe she'd get half his chit

did the burrito cause permanent burns?

my gma was a divorce lawyer so ive heard a lot of stories

09-17-2022, 01:02 PM

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love stories like this (srs). Makes me feel less miserable about being an incel

09-17-2022, 01:02 PM

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09-17-2022, 01:11 PM

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Thanks for the reminder why I stay single and don't even shack up with sloots.
Smash and dash

09-17-2022, 01:13 PM

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Somehow I'm not able to reply to quotes in this thread anymore wtf???

Says access denied every time I try to respond

pls respond

Edit- To answer some questions:

This is Cali, specifically SF...Where the female always wins regardless if she's wrong or right

She was not perma burned from the burrito, I guess it was the equivalent of spilling hot coffee on yourself

He hucked the burrito from a plate and it hit her in the sternum exploding burrito everywhere

Cops saw my boys busted up eye and did NOTHING about it srs

They were too worried about this bish balling her eyes out and took my buddy away immediately

Yes, she is going to take him for as much as she can and she most likely will

She's already getting half the house so that's 1.75 mil right there cuz he bought it cash. Probably more like 2 mil today.