Squattermaxxing is a bold position to take lol

many times. Saved enough money to buy my first house ngl.



Stop paying rent. come up with good excuse. So landlord doesn't file for eviction right away. You want to delude them for as long as you can.

Once you assume the eviction process started, you're already 2-3 months rent free.

then you know you have another 6 month window before you get served papers. Right now it's over 8 months.

When I first started doing this I'd stiff around 5 months of rent. When I got good, I stiffed legit 8 months before.


So you want to move before the papers can be served to you. this is key.

Once you get served papers then it's going to be trouble for sure.

You bounce in the middle of a month out of no where while working on a payment plan with them.

There is NOTHING they can do once you're gone. Go completely NC. this won't affect your credit. they cannot garnish your account or wages if you didn't get served papers.


now you're in the clear =)

trashing the place is completely optional

lol I appreciate the hustle, but at least in the USA that is definitely not true. You still have a contractual obligation to pay, and they can take you to court. After they get a judgment, they can collect on it (potentially by garnishing your wages).

There is one exception to the above: declare bankruptcy.

True story:

- A buddy at work was renting a house to some astronauts during COVID who took full advantage of the eviction moratorium
- Completely stopped paying rent
- They would still hit him up for repairs though (like to the A/C) lol
- Finally, the moratorium is about to end and my buddy getting ready to evict
- On the day the moratorium ends, they file for bankruptcy - he is stayed from evicting them
- Several more months of rent free housing
- He sold this house immediately after he got them out

lol I appreciate the hustle, but at least in the USA that is definitely not true. You still have a contractual obligation to pay, and they can take you to court. After they get a judgment, they can collect on it (potentially by garnishing your wages).

There is one exception to the above: declare bankruptcy.

True story:

- A buddy at work was renting a house to some astronauts during COVID who took full advantage of the eviction moratorium
- Completely stopped paying rent
- They would still hit him up for repairs though (like to the A/C) lol
- Finally, the moratorium is about to end and my buddy getting ready to evict
- On the day the moratorium ends, they file for bankruptcy - he is stayed from evicting them
- Several more months of rent free housing
- He sold this house immediately after he got them out

dam man, your buddy got brutally cucked and that's not an over exaggeration. That's like years of free housing. Paying for another man's shelter is like the ultimate and final cuck.

Yes and they destroyed their credit and rental history in the process and will have a VERY hard time finding a place to live in the future that is not Section 8 gangsterland.

I've had renters move out in the middle of the night and I just let them go, can have another renter in there in 2 days. Someone ever try to squat on me and I'd 100% get a judgement and destroy their credit.

60 days, you're out on your ass, and there's no hearing required.

You keep saying this even though you're totally wrong. Don't get how that makes you feel like you're flexing, but whatever.

I won't bother to ask for proof because you'll just claim that "you're not going to do the work for me" which means you can't provide it.

The fed just announced they plan to hike rates again.....


Okay look, nobody is disputing that if you plan to live in your home for the next 30 years that interest rates and market values are irrelevant, but the people who bought properties as investments are about to see a drop in value.


Insurance + maintenance + property taxes + renters not having to pay = landlords unloading their properties at deep discounts and cutting their losses...


60%.....get your shekels ready, boyos....

While this is true in the case of OP's "buddies", try to guess what will happen when the demand is higher than the supply in the rental market?

Uhh families of 5 will be renting out overpriced 1bdr's causing thousands of damage, eventually getting evicted for violating the lease by having more people than they were supposed to, and then leaving the landlord hanging on months of back rent and damages. Lmao

Uhh families of 5 will be renting out overpriced 1bdr's causing thousands of damage, eventually getting evicted for violating the lease by having more people than they were supposed to, and then leaving the landlord hanging on months of back rent and damages. Lmao

Imagine thinking you're smart.

But that's OK, you don't know any better, rentards never do.

Negged


Looking forward to 6 months from now when OP suddenly disappears & then pops back up in late 2023 with "Just LMAO if you're not living out of your car to avoid paying rent"

Rents have gone up what, 300% in 3 years? There's never been a worse time to be a rentard

If it weren't for bad advise you'd get no advise on the Misc.

GoldenBull's advise: FAFO/10