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post 1675643933 01-23-2023, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted By ImpressiveGainz⏩
For $20k sure, but I'm probably not well-endowed enough to get past two feet of ass.
This. Only way to get it in would be to see her horrendous fat gut spread out on a bed with her legs back and even then her thighs might keep you out. No way you could get in doggie style or have her ride you.
post 1675645123 01-23-2023, 10:13 AM
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post 1675645253 01-23-2023, 10:15 AM
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Do I get to choose which fat fold I get to fuk?
post 1675645603 01-23-2023, 10:21 AM
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OOOOOF never, 20k just wouldn't do it. That is really groce.
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post 1675646123 01-23-2023, 10:33 AM
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No. She's not just gross to look at, she's gross to hear speak. She has an obnoxious, narcissistic personality. Racist against whitey. Just a fat tub of self-absorbed lard.

Also, every time I see a picture of her, her face has this annoying, smug facial expression. Her face always looks like she just ripped a loud, wet, stinky fart and is daring you to comment about it so she can call you a bigot.
post 1675647083 01-23-2023, 10:47 AM
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of course.

Would just make sure I strapped a 2 x 4 across my ass so I didnt fall in.
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post 1675647783 01-23-2023, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
I can see getting sucked off by a tight little piece of ass sitting by your nice pool drinking a cold cocktail
That’s probably what heaven is like.
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post 1675648733 01-23-2023, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted By CrimsonSteel⏩
No. She's not just gross to look at, she's gross to hear speak. She has an obnoxious, narcissistic personality. Racist against whitey. Just a fat tub of self-absorbed lard.

Also, every time I see a picture of her, her face has this annoying, smug facial expression. Her face always looks like she just ripped a loud, wet, stinky fart and is daring you to comment about it so she can call you a bigot.
lost it lmfao
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