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post 1675638653 01-23-2023, 08:26 AM
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Would you bang lizzo for 20k?

You have to last for at least 5 minutes. You receive 20k straight up in cash after.

“Steroids is now just a word that the lazy and ignorant use to describe any guy that has more muscle and dedication than them”– Mike O'Hearn


"I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym; I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home; I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It's terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven."
post 1675638973 01-23-2023, 08:29 AM
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I'd do it for free, it would make a fun story. Got a lot of those over the years...
Short cuts to success are often paved with lies.
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post 1675639123 01-23-2023, 08:31 AM
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My only question prior to deciding is:

How long ago was her last shower?

If she showers within the hour immediately prior to having sex, then sure.

If it's been more than one hour then fukk no - the smellz would prevent me from getting hard (srs).
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post 1675639163 01-23-2023, 08:32 AM
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Bang her with shotgun sure
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Holocaust denial is illegal in over 18 countries. if an organized killing of jews happened so definitely, why would people need to serve prison sentences for questioning it?
post 1675639213 01-23-2023, 08:32 AM
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For 20k, absolutely.
post 1675639383 01-23-2023, 08:36 AM
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not worth it

heart would most likely explode with the amount of Viagra it would take
Subscribe for extra premium content (no noodz sorry guys)
post 1675639393 01-23-2023, 08:36 AM
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Gotta ask my gf if it’s ok first
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1675639573 01-23-2023, 08:38 AM
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Lasting 5 minutes won't be the problem....it'd be trying to get started while looking at blob. Probably stinks too.
There is but one path....we kill them all.
post 1675639623 01-23-2023, 08:38 AM
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No thanks Jeff
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post 1675639913 01-23-2023, 08:42 AM
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Prime htc hit that cht for free
1096 ng/dl
post 1675640193 01-23-2023, 08:47 AM
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ah heel nahw
post 1675640283 01-23-2023, 08:47 AM
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What's the catch?
post 1675640823 01-23-2023, 08:57 AM
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fuk a gross fat negress for 20k..?

After verifying she's not one of the 50% of black women with an STD, fuk it, let's go
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post 1675641013 01-23-2023, 09:01 AM
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Subscribe for extra premium content (no noodz sorry guys)
post 1675641433 01-23-2023, 09:08 AM
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Do I lose the 20k if I nut quicker?
post 1675641733 01-23-2023, 09:13 AM
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Would be like banging a jolly jumper.
post 1675641893 01-23-2023, 09:15 AM
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What in the atual fuk is that? Dead fkn srs. Never heard of this person before. Is this the new idol braindead americans are now worshipping?
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*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
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post 1675641973 01-23-2023, 09:18 AM
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Yes but I don't have $20k...
Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead.

I am black.
post 1675642423 01-23-2023, 09:24 AM
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post 1675642503 01-23-2023, 09:25 AM
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I mean why not, I’ll be needing a LTC fluffer to balance it out.
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post 1675642853 01-23-2023, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted By leoaa777⏩
I mean why not, I’ll be needing a LTC fluffer to balance it out.
I can see getting sucked off by a tight little piece of ass sitting by your nice pool drinking a cold cocktail
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post 1675642903 01-23-2023, 09:35 AM
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Wouldn’t pay more than $100 tbh
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post 1675642953 01-23-2023, 09:36 AM
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I'd probably fuk anyone for 20k.

Bust a nut and get paid? Ok.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1675643053 01-23-2023, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
I'd probably fuk anyone for 20k.

Bust a nut and get paid? Ok.
Lmao. Repped
post 1675643203 01-23-2023, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
Seems like a “did not read” gif
Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.
Vybz Kartel crew
post 1675643423 01-23-2023, 09:45 AM
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wouldnt even last 5 seconds
post 1675643493 01-23-2023, 09:46 AM
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it's only smellz
post 1675643563 01-23-2023, 09:48 AM
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That's a hard 'no from me. She literally looks like someone who would suddenly give birth at a grocery store and not realize she was pregnant.
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post 1675643583 01-23-2023, 09:48 AM
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For $20k sure, but I'm probably not well-endowed enough to get past two feet of ass.
Best thread: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=168274783
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post 1675643853 01-23-2023, 09:54 AM
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sure
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