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ยป Which r/p miscer would you fight irl?
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post 1679683663 03-27-2023, 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted By JUSA
I see YesLibs posted above me. I wonder who that aviless tough guy wants to fight?

Reminder, this is who he is:
You forgot his best hit.
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I cant wait until whites are a minority.
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post 1679683803 03-27-2023, 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy
What Iactuallysaid:

No, as someone who's worked in bars and clubs before, quickest way to end a violent confrontation is to use a RNC. Get it locked in properly and the target is out in 7-8 seconds. Or a guillotine if you can't get behind them, triangle if you're on the ground etc.
This right here - doing that in a bar fight is a REAL dumb idea
post 1679684103 03-27-2023, 08:41 AM
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I would do it in the form of a boxing match.

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post 1679684253 03-27-2023, 08:44 AM
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Which jew can I cause further brain damage to?
post 1679685643 03-27-2023, 09:12 AM
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Dave22

I would prearrange it, and make sure it's videod from multiple sources.


-first get Dave to seek counseling, and possible medication for work related stress & ptsd- possible depression.

-Then arrange the fight dramatizing it to look like I'm agitating him on until he completely lose it and beats me down- broken bones, etc. Possible notations in the agitation from a PTSD event he could have referenced in counseling.

- Sue the city for millions

-Create a double blind LLC/trust to add funds for Dave's legal defense - with a goal to get in off or probation max due to neglect by the city allowing him to work with known issues, planned plea bargains, etc.

-Split the lawsuit millions with Dave after the fact via a "cowboy cocktail"

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post 1679686173 03-27-2023, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33
This right here - doing that in a bar fight is a REAL dumb idea
Triangle Choke in a "bar fight".
post 1679686433 03-27-2023, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Polaris
Triangle Choke in a "bar fight".
as security, you put someone out with a choke and now you have an unconcious person on the bar floor you have to move. meanwhile, in his scenario he did this while a full on melee was going on around him so now it was doubly stupid thing to do.
post 1679686763 03-27-2023, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted By tecom911
Which jew can I cause further brain damage to?
I guess I volunteer again lol
Wort ew in th wold.
post 1679689323 03-27-2023, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted By XterraRob
I would do it in the form of a boxing match.

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You wouldn't make it past round 1.



Originally Posted By ClivesTriceps
I guess I volunteer again lol
You realize you don't have to get naked to fight right? Does that change your mind now? LOL
post 1679689443 03-27-2023, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy
Fuark, man, I'd take a few on at once.


Not because I'm necessarily an expert or even good fighter, but because I am assured most of my e-enemies on here are grossly overweight, weak, estrogen-riddled, chicken nugget gobbling simps.


There's one issue I foresee, though. I don't like to fight by going toe to toe and throwing punches. I prefer a bit of grappling and clinchwork, so throwing some knees from the clinch might be less effective against their lard shields, or god forbid, it goes to the ground and one of these obese POS's rolls on top of me.
You tell em Fraudhy. Also, where are the transcripts?
post 1679689543 03-27-2023, 10:08 AM
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post 1679689613 03-27-2023, 10:09 AM
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NYPat. I'd kick her in her female testicles
post 1679690543 03-27-2023, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted By DDSF1
You tell em Fraudhy. Also, where are the transcripts?
It's funny, and I mostly glossed over his goofy post, but I think in his mind everyone who jokes about him does fit this role of being 1) grossly overweight, 2) weak, 3) estrogen-riddled and 4) and again with the chicken nuggets.

Never mind, most of the people on his case have avis and aren't: I will single myself out, Bodhy doesn't look 5'11 and 190lbs in his Avi, not knocking him, but he's a normal-sized individual and in no position to talk chit to anyone his size, slightly bigger than him or in many cases: quite a lot bigger than he is. I am not quite a lot bigger than he is, but we appear to be in the same ballpark -- yet every 2 weeks like clockwork I get the neg messages yawning about chicken nuggets or he in this thread makes bad jokes about I guess humbling me and raping my wife, as if somehow he's that much my physical superior?

I would put to you Bodhy, and again, I am not knocking you for your physical shape or condition, I am just putting this out: You're hardly my superior in this regard, whether it be size or strength, unless you are (additionally) some kind of powerlifting prodigy and far stronger than you look. Whatever I think of you or have said about you, it's never been that somehow I am so much bigger or stronger, so please, don't pretend I'm doing that now.

I'm only questioning how you are doing it. You're an average looking guy, not particularly big at all.
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post 1679690733 03-27-2023, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted By JUSA
It's funny, and I mostly glossed over his goofy post, but I think in his mind everyone who jokes about him does fit this role of being 1) grossly overweight, 2) weak, 3) estrogen-riddled and 4) and again with the chicken nuggets.
all.
You just described Donald Trump and you worship him.
Republicans are weak men who pretend to be strong

Democrats are strong men who pretend to be weak
post 1679692703 03-27-2023, 10:56 AM
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I'd take a go at Nutsy. I'm sure with his limp wrist he would be an easy opponent. Only problem is, while I'm destroying him his boyfriend might blindside me, sneak up behind me, pull my pants down and enter me against my will. Other than that, he's a punk.
Cleveland33, there's a sissy in need of a beat down.
ImpressiveGainz is another one who would only want to fight me so he can cop cheap feels of my cock and balls while I crush him.
There are a few others who need their asses kicked.
post 1679693483 03-27-2023, 11:14 AM
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post 1679693523 03-27-2023, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted By dabbmw2002
watch out for the doodhy sh!t shower sneak attack. He turns his back to get you to drop your guard and then bam!

lol
post 1679693703 03-27-2023, 11:17 AM
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hell yeah, i think this is my first official call out


imagine getting this mad about green/red squares


i'll gladly beat the brakes off you tho
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post 1679701183 03-27-2023, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted By ~Hades~
hell yeah, i think this is my first official call out


imagine getting this mad about green/red squares


i'll gladly beat the brakes off you tho
Ima go get my cyber security wizard My Pillow man to come find out where you live *******.

Edit: I'm kidding you retard. Whole purpose of this thread is to exploit all the personal attacks going on around here. I actually don't care in the slightest about you.
post 1679705693 03-27-2023, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted By georgeenoob
Ima go get my cyber security wizard My Pillow man to come find out where you live *******.

Edit: I'm kidding you retard. Whole purpose of this thread is to exploit all the personal attacks going on around here. I actually don't care in the slightest about you.
cries about personal attacks while calling out people to fight and calling people retard

typical zero self awareness, hypocritical, deranged lib
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post 1679706033 03-27-2023, 02:22 PM
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Fighting someone on R/P is like fighting one of those dudes living under a bridge in Brooklyn:

(i) both are poorly educated; and
(ii) don't have much to lose.

Who in their right mind would fight someone like that? Yikes.
post 1679712103 03-27-2023, 03:53 PM
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JLC or whatever the initials are. The derailing of threads is too much, and never in an entertaining way.
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post 1679716213 03-27-2023, 04:58 PM
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I only pillow fight, so maybe Phil9.
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Originally Posted By tecom911
Which jew can I cause further brain damage to?
I would happily send your black ass to the grave.
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Originally Posted By ~Hades~
cries about personal attacks while calling out people to fight and calling people retard

typical zero self awareness, hypocritical, deranged lib
It's to exploit their reaction sophisticatlly so they realize how outrageous they sound. If that makes me a hypocrite then by all means. If it makes you feel any better, you're still a bitch ****git.
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Anyone who has been in fights can tell you fighting is stupid.

All it takes is one errant punch and someone can be killed and the other in prison.
post 1679722253 03-27-2023, 06:32 PM
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