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post 1679670593 03-27-2023, 01:34 AM
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Which r/p miscer would you fight irl?

I choose Hades. He talks all that sht in my CP but he doesn't want to see me irl cause face to face you won't say say sht cause I would beat your ass n you fukkin know it.

I'm sure some of you relate given the abundance of personal attacks on here. You?
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I might feel bad knocking Snizzel or JabbaJabba the fuk out. Might trigger heart attacks due to their high BMIs.
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Originally Posted By Phil9⏩
I might feel bad knocking Snizzel or JabbaJabba the fuk out. Might trigger heart attacks due to their high BMIs.
Damn.
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Originally Posted By georgeenoob⏩
I choose Hades. He talks all that sht in my CP but he doesn't want to see me irl cause face to face you won't say say sht cause I would beat your ass n you fukkin know it.

I'm sure some of you relate given the abundance of personal attacks on here. You?
Hades is a ****git. Dude constantly bitches at me because I talk about negs. Very gay. But he’s more of an annoyance.

I’d fight USRanger. Why? He still is active and negs and hasn’t posted in years. I feel like that is really lame and not cool.
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Originally Posted By Phil9⏩
I might feel bad knocking Snizzel or JabbaJabba the fuk out. Might trigger heart attacks due to their high BMIs.
Your ****lian ass ain't beating up chit lmao
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Fuark, man, I'd take a few on at once.


Not because I'm necessarily an expert or even good fighter, but because I am assured most of my e-enemies on here are grossly overweight, weak, estrogen-riddled, chicken nugget gobbling simps.


There's one issue I foresee, though. I don't like to fight by going toe to toe and throwing punches. I prefer a bit of grappling and clinchwork, so throwing some knees from the clinch might be less effective against their lard shields, or god forbid, it goes to the ground and one of these obese POS's rolls on top of me.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Fuark, man, I'd take a few on at once.


Not because I'm necessarily an expert or even good fighter, but because I am assured most of my e-enemies on here are grossly overweight, weak, estrogen-riddled, chicken nugget gobbling simps.


There's one issue I foresee, though. I don't like to fight by going toe to toe and throwing punches. I prefer a bit of grappling and clinchwork, so throwing some knees from the clinch might be less effective against their lard shields, or god forbid, it goes to the ground and one of these obese POS's rolls on top of me.
Tell em. They talk all that sht cause they know you can't beat their ass. They got to respect you irl or else they finna get a beating.
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Fuark, man, I'd take a few on at once.


Not because I'm necessarily an expert or even good fighter, but because I am assured most of my e-enemies on here are grossly overweight, weak, estrogen-riddled, chicken nugget gobbling simps.


There's one issue I foresee, though. I don't like to fight by going toe to toe and throwing punches. I prefer a bit of grappling and clinchwork, so throwing some knees from the clinch might be less effective against their lard shields, or god forbid, it goes to the ground and one of these obese POS's rolls on top of me.



Also, notice (so far at least) that all of the keyboard warriors itt are lefties.
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Fuark, man, I'd take a few on at once.


Not because I'm necessarily an expert or even good fighter, but because I am assured most of my e-enemies on here are grossly overweight, weak, estrogen-riddled, chicken nugget gobbling simps.


There's one issue I foresee, though. I don't like to fight by going toe to toe and throwing punches. I prefer a bit of grappling and clinchwork, so throwing some knees from the clinch might be less effective against their lard shields, or god forbid, it goes to the ground and one of these obese POS's rolls on top of me.
I volunteer. Just please wash your hands before anything starts.
Originally Posted By Polaris⏩



Also, notice (so far at least) that all of the keyboard warriors itt are lefties.
I love how Doodhy isn't just someone that has multiple degrees, but also steals from Wal-Mart, loves getting bottomed by trannies, smears fecal matter on walls, and even has some experience fighting. LMAO
Wort ew in th wold.
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Originally Posted By ClivesTriceps⏩
I volunteer. Just please wash your hands before anything starts.
lmao, the ****ot can't even post a transcript - he sure as Hell isn't going back up his post here.
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Fuark, man, I'd take a few on at once.


Not because I'm necessarily an expert or even good fighter, but because I am assured most of my e-enemies on here are grossly overweight, weak, estrogen-riddled, chicken nugget gobbling simps.


There's one issue I foresee, though. I don't like to fight by going toe to toe and throwing punches. I prefer a bit of grappling and clinchwork, so throwing some knees from the clinch might be less effective against their lard shields, or god forbid, it goes to the ground and one of these obese POS's rolls on top of me.
The guy who smears **** on walls, gets ****ed in the ass by trannies, received numerous vaccines and shoplifts is definitely someone who's fit, with high test.
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But wouldn't fight none of them, not worth it.
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Originally Posted By Dave22reborn⏩
But wouldn't fight none of them, not worth it.
That's what I thought
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Originally Posted By georgeenoob⏩
That's what I thought
What if I broke my hand? What if I hit someone as frail as Wincel too hard, and he died?
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Fuark, man, I'd take a few on at once.


Not because I'm necessarily an expert or even good fighter, but because I am assured most of my e-enemies on here are grossly overweight, weak, estrogen-riddled, chicken nugget gobbling simps.


There's one issue I foresee, though. I don't like to fight by going toe to toe and throwing punches. I prefer a bit of grappling and clinchwork, so throwing some knees from the clinch might be less effective against their lard shields, or god forbid, it goes to the ground and one of these obese POS's rolls on top of me.
I wouldn't advise that unless you want to see your own chit smeared on the walls again.
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩



Also, notice (so far at least) that all of the keyboard warriors itt are lefties.
I’m not a lefty, you assuming azz
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statistically... about 40% of them would off themselves before I had the chance to square up
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Originally Posted By ClivesTriceps⏩
I love how Doodhy isn't just someone that has multiple degrees, but also steals from Wal-Mart, loves getting bottomed by trannies, smears fecal matter on walls, and even has some experience fighting. LMAO
oh he claimed to have worked security at bars and then revealed that he knew next to nothing about it
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
oh he claimed to have worked security at bars and then revealed that he knew next to nothing about it
He also said he continued to beat and kick someone after they were unconscious. He's a world class *******
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Definitely not Benny, the threats and rages at me saying he will kick my ass and hes 260lb pure muscle... no thank you!
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i would spar with anyone, because debates here are for fun and are not real life.
You can't take many of the clowns who never make real political points seriously, they are here with other goals in mind.
Who the fuk is 260 pounds?
A perfect( above) example of the clownism i was just describing, a real circus act.
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
oh he claimed to have worked security at bars and then revealed that he knew next to nothing about it
Only if you misunderstood and misconstrued what was being said, which you did, because you have the literacy skills of an idiot child.
Originally Posted By goody1⏩
He also said he continued to beat and kick someone after they were unconscious. He's a world class *******
And here's that hypocrisy again. PhD candidate? Won't believe me when I post about it and won't believe it even after shown multiple pieces of tangible evidence.


But I pound on someone already knocked out in a fight? Takes a single post as gospel and doesn't need a shred of further evidence to believe it. Why? Because he can make a boogeyman out of that.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
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Originally Posted By ClivesTriceps⏩
I love how Doodhy isn't just someone that has multiple degrees, but also steals from Wal-Mart, loves getting bottomed by trannies, smears fecal matter on walls, and even has some experience fighting. LMAO
This is the same guy humble bragging about 'nearly killing someone' with his bare hands, for no reason other than him wanting to test the deadliness of his intense BJJ training. Later in another thread, he wasn't sure if using a professional wrestling move (the RKO) in a bar fight was a bad idea or not.

To address the OP: Nobody. Why I would I fight anyone for some stupid e-beef? The closest I might even entertain would be Pat, and not for anything he's said about me, but his racist insults and lies about my wife, but at the same time - he's a disgusting racist and his idiotic lies are obviously untrue, so there isn't anything to prove on that one.

Also, I've seen his youtube videos, anyone fighting him might be doing him a favor, if they knocked out those crooked teeth of his, medicare might get him a set of those fake teeth old fuks like him get that look so ridiculous. Still an upgrade in his case.
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Only if you misunderstood and misconstrued what was being said, which you did, because you have the literacy skills of an idiot child.




And here's that hypocrisy again. PhD candidate? Won't believe me when I post about it and won't believe it even after shown multiple pieces of tangible evidence.


But I pound on someone already knocked out in a fight? Takes a single post as gospel and doesn't need a shred of further evidence to believe it. Why? Because he can make a boogeyman out of that.
I could give a **** less if you’re a PhD candidate or not. Just curious why you keep ignoring Forn and Weights $700 offer. Fill us in on that.
And beating an unconscious man makes you a world class *******. There is no other way around it. It shows your character. Much like your stealing from the grocery store. You are a straight up douchebag and no amount of education will change that.
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What he said:
Originally Posted By JUSA⏩
This is the same guy humble bragging about 'nearly killing someone' with his bare hands, for no reason other than him wanting to test the deadliness of his intense BJJ training. Later in another thread, he wasn't sure if using a professional wrestling move (the RKO) in a bar fight was a bad idea or not.
What Iactuallysaid:
Originally Posted By Bodhy
Yeah, I don't know. Seems like you would need an awful amount of space and the exact circumstances to even attempt to pull it off.


How would that be practical in the chaos of a bar fight, with limited space, flashing lights, dank atmosphere, other people rushing in, thrown chairs etc.?


No, as someone who's worked in bars and clubs before, quickest way to end a violent confrontation is to use a RNC. Get it locked in properly and the target is out in 7-8 seconds. Or a guillotine if you can't get behind them, triangle if you're on the ground etc.
Fighting, though, in your adult life, is monumentally stupid. Forget about that tough guy image, that chit won't last beyond the doors of a courtroom or ambulance anyway. I'd rather challenge an R/Per to a game of some sorts which rewards wit and intellect.



In JUSA's case though, I might even bang his wife while he watches and masturbates (I hear he likes that thing). Of course, a saggy titted, menopausal old hag is below my standards but that's a price easily paid to revel in his utter humiliation.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
What he said:

What Iactuallysaid:

Fighting, though, in your adult life, is monumentally stupid. Forget about that tough guy image, that chit won't last beyond the doors of a courtroom or ambulance anyway. I'd rather challenge an R/Per to a game of some sorts which rewards wit and intellect.

In JUSA's case though, I might even bang his wife while he watches and masturbates (I hear he likes that thing). Of course, a saggy titted, menopausal old hag is below my standards but that's a price easily paid to revel in his utter humiliation.
The title of the thread was something akin to, "Should I use the RKO in a real fight?" and, yeah - any response other than: "No and you are a dipchit for even entertaining it" would be incorrect. Your deep analysis of it said all that needed to be said about your actual fighting expertise.

We will note your outrage, rather displaced at the mild criticism I gave to you -- those are calledtells.

Meaning, apparently, I hit a nerve with you Bodhy. As you are a known massive liar, fraud and insecure e-braggart, it's not like any of us can take anything you say at face value, but as you're rather simple it's not that hard to read between the lines.

To the specifics of your insult: That you're going to rape my wife, that she's ugly and yadda yadda -- yeah, tell us again how you're a PHD student/graduate/whatever. It's like you can lie about that all day, but then youshowus exactly how mature and who you really are with every silly post like that. And, seriously, the jab about me having a sexual oddity, for fuking real? It's like you're just begging for someone to re-bring up all your admitted sexual dysfunctions and aberrant sexual behavior. I'm not, because frankly I just don't care about you very much, but seriously - the temerity of you is off the charts, fuking guy brags about buying hookers, fuking manboys, getting pegged in the ass, this nut wants to talk chit all of a sudden?

Please.
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I'm not a violent person, but JUSA makes me irrationally angry.
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I will cut an R/P bitch!
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I see YesLibs posted above me. I wonder who that aviless tough guy wants to fight?

Reminder, this is who he is:
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Clinton is going to schlong him.
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YAASS QUEEN!!!!

55% of people will never vote for Trump, including 63% of women!

SHE IS A WOMAN, HEAR HER ROAR!
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That's the power of the Queen - the ability to turn adult men into crying babies. It's incredible. It's GLORIOUS!GIRRRRL POWER!
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I am going to enjoy working for immigrant services, helping people naturalize here when Clinton grants amnesty.
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Trump supporters are going to face defeat and it will be DELICIOUS!
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Hillary deserves to be Queen
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I am glad I am now a liberal and I cannot wait to see you lose. Are you going to cry when he loses?
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God I love being a liberal
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First of all,I would like to congratulate Secretary Hillary Clinton on her victory.
Second of all, I hate Trump.
It's all over.
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Only if you misunderstood and misconstrued what was being said, which you did, because you have the literacy skills of an idiot child.
no we went back and forth and had a legitimate conversation where I asked you to explain things and you really didn't know what you were talking about
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