TEXAS REPS

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I don't really sweat too much at night and my sheets never end up smelling but I can see changing them more regularly if I was a stinky kunt.

There's something really nice about sticking a pile of sheets in the washer with fabric softener and having them dry out on the line and bringing them in and rubbing your naked body all over them basking in their cool freshness.

I remember when my mother used to change the sheets on my bed when I was a kid. I'd come in my room and fresh new sheets would be on there. HNNNGGGGGG. Used to have these pissening power rangers sheets I wore out like crazy.

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*

worse things happen at sea

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*