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ITT: how often do you change your bed sheets?
Probably once every 2 months over here if I'm being honest. I have different sets for different seasons so thicker sheets for the winter and thinner for the spring/summer. I just put my 'in between' sheets for spring on my bed and was wondering what others do. I washed my large comforter and let it dry out on the clothesline all day long in the sun. That smell of outside freshness is one of my favorite smells. It takes over the entire bedroom and reminds me of those long lazy summer days of my youth in the 90s when my mother would dry everything out on the line and everything had that pleasant fresh breeze pungency.
Egyptian cotton of piss, though. Dat der high thread count. Feels so soft and comfortable against your naked ballbag. Like a mother sheep caressing it's young lamb.
Egyptian cotton of piss, though. Dat der high thread count. Feels so soft and comfortable against your naked ballbag. Like a mother sheep caressing it's young lamb.
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About as often as i shower.
04-04-2023, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Grandma taught us weekly or at the most every 2 weeks.Probably once every 2 months over here if I'm being honest. I have different sets for different seasons so thicker sheets for the winter and thinner for the spring/summer. I just put my 'in between' sheets for spring on my bed and was wondering what others do. I washed my large comforter and let it dry out on the clothesline all day long in the sun. That smell of outside freshness is one of my favorite smells. It takes over the entire bedroom and reminds me of those long lazy summer days of my youth in the 90s when my mother would dry everything out on the line and everything had that pleasant fresh breeze pungency.
Egyptian cotton of piss, though. Dat der high thread count. Feels so soft and comfortable against your naked ballbag. Like a mother sheep caressing it's young lamb.
Egyptian cotton of piss, though. Dat der high thread count. Feels so soft and comfortable against your naked ballbag. Like a mother sheep caressing it's young lamb.
I work out at night so sweaty gym guy needs new sheets weekly.
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04-04-2023, 05:02 PM
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Once a season or so. Usually when the corners quit staying tucked in all night its time to change them.
pro tip- people who say they change them weekly are lying.
pro tip- people who say they change them weekly are lying.
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Gross. At least every other week
04-04-2023, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
The **** man that's grossOnce a season or so. Usually when the corners quit staying tucked in all night its time to change them.
pro tip- people who say they change them weekly are lying.
pro tip- people who say they change them weekly are lying.
I actually change wash mine every 2 weeks religiously. Try to do it every week but I get lazy sometimes. I used to lie about it. Then I switched to white sheets and feel unbelievably gross if I don't.
Wash my comforter on the same schedule.
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Every week during the weekend. I have a few sets, so I don't have to hurry and get them back on.
Obvious that many of you don't regularly get laid. Even if I didn't, I still wouldn't go more than 2 weeks. Have some dignity.
Obvious that many of you don't regularly get laid. Even if I didn't, I still wouldn't go more than 2 weeks. Have some dignity.
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Originally Posted By TomPaine⏩
Only reason I washed them this time was because blood and ink leaked from my new tats on the sheets if not I could have probably gotten like 10 months out of them they Didn’t smell eitherEvery week during the weekend. I have a few sets, so I don't have to hurry and get them back on.
Obvious that many of you don't regularly get laid. Even if I didn't, I still wouldn't go more than 2 weeks. Have some dignity.
Obvious that many of you don't regularly get laid. Even if I didn't, I still wouldn't go more than 2 weeks. Have some dignity.
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Every other week. Pillowcases once weekly on Sunday.
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I wash all of my bedding once per week. If you don't at least wash the basics of the sheets and stuff and wait weeks on end to do it, I guarantee your whole bedroom smells like shiiiit. Srs.
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Originally Posted By northernlights7⏩
Mine doesn’t and I don’t do them for months so you go to sleep like right after the gym with no shower I don’t get itI wash all of my bedding once per week. If you don't at least wash the basics of the sheets and stuff and wait weeks on end to do it, I guarantee your whole bedroom smells like shiiiit. Srs.
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A good rule of thumb for my bed is the amount of a times I lay pipe. I usually go three of four sessions and then wash the sheets. Probably about time hue hue.
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I have no idea because usually my wife changes it,

except when I wet our bed.

except when I wet our bed.

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If i shower every night before bed, 3-6 weeks.
Once I go to bed without showering, a week after that
Once I go to bed without showering, a week after that
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Once a month.
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Mind blown at this thread
2-3 times a week because im not a dirty savage
It takes like 2 mins to change the bed sheets and pillow cases. Why would you allow yourself to sleep in ass and ball sweat for 2 mins of your time?
2-3 times a week because im not a dirty savage
It takes like 2 mins to change the bed sheets and pillow cases. Why would you allow yourself to sleep in ass and ball sweat for 2 mins of your time?
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every couple weeks
i hate sleeping in stinky old sheets. i want to feel like I'm in a clean luxurious hotel room every night
it's not a lot of work guys. you toss in the white bed sheets and pillow cases in one load. and other load for the large blanket. then you dry both and toss them back on your bed lol.
i hate sleeping in stinky old sheets. i want to feel like I'm in a clean luxurious hotel room every night
it's not a lot of work guys. you toss in the white bed sheets and pillow cases in one load. and other load for the large blanket. then you dry both and toss them back on your bed lol.
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Originally Posted By deft0nes⏩
too much work esp when i dont go to bed dirtyevery couple weeks
i hate sleeping in stinky old sheets. i want to feel like I'm in a clean luxurious hotel room every night
it's not a lot of work guys. you toss in the white bed sheets and pillow cases in one load. and other load for the large blanket. then you dry both and toss them back on your bed lol.
i hate sleeping in stinky old sheets. i want to feel like I'm in a clean luxurious hotel room every night
it's not a lot of work guys. you toss in the white bed sheets and pillow cases in one load. and other load for the large blanket. then you dry both and toss them back on your bed lol.
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Originally Posted By exxtracool⏩
I thought dirty savages needed to change their bed sheets more.Mind blown at this thread
2-3 times a week because im not a dirty savage
It takes like 2 mins to change the bed sheets and pillow cases. Why would you allow yourself to sleep in ass and ball sweat for 2 mins of your time?
2-3 times a week because im not a dirty savage
It takes like 2 mins to change the bed sheets and pillow cases. Why would you allow yourself to sleep in ass and ball sweat for 2 mins of your time?


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