Thread: Dry wedding wtf?
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Originally Posted By kengriffeyjr24⏩
No booze, no bacon, women dress like ninjas and sheep shagging is encouraged. Have at it bro.lol at being such a degenerate you cannot handle a couple hours around friends and family without alcohol (srs)
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Originally Posted By AstroGym79⏩
Wierd a lot of the elites are notable teetolars(including past two presidents, current UK president, various billionaires, leaders of business etc). But they love the masses being dumb and subservient and poor consoooming booze. Easier to control.No booze, no bacon, women dress like ninjas and sheep shagging is encouraged. Have at it bro.
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Originally Posted By kengriffeyjr24⏩
You are the Yoda of the misc. Keep ascending my dude.Wierd a lot of the elites are notable teetolars(including past two presidents, current UK president, various billionaires, leaders of business etc). But they love the masses being dumb and subservient and poor consoooming booze. Easier to control.
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07-19-2023, 03:14 PM
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just jump in the water then you have a wet wedding
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Originally Posted By kengriffeyjr24⏩
They need to make beds which dispense an alcoholic beverage to drink when you first wake up. No way in hell I'm getting out of bed and starting my day being sober.Lol at being held captive by the alcohol industry and their backers that you cannot enjoy a wedding of a loved one without a drop of booze.
Big rabbit hole too (who started the alcohol industry, why prohibition failed etc)
It's pathetic now how Americans view booze. They now serve hard drinks at the zoo. Brb can't take my kids around to see animals they love without a drink.
Whole foods now has cocktails you can carry around while shopping. If you can't grocery shop without drinking you have a major problem.
Not to mention all the wine moms and wine o'clock crew. Totally irresponsible to be documenting on social media getting drunk on wine while your damn baby is under your watch.
Big rabbit hole too (who started the alcohol industry, why prohibition failed etc)
It's pathetic now how Americans view booze. They now serve hard drinks at the zoo. Brb can't take my kids around to see animals they love without a drink.
Whole foods now has cocktails you can carry around while shopping. If you can't grocery shop without drinking you have a major problem.
Not to mention all the wine moms and wine o'clock crew. Totally irresponsible to be documenting on social media getting drunk on wine while your damn baby is under your watch.
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07-19-2023, 03:34 PM
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Misc is sounding like the fiancés family. Can’t handle not being around alcohol for a few hours? Y’all need help.
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Originally Posted By Pats2022SBwin⏩
Fooking pathetic srsThey need to make beds which dispense an alcoholic beverage to drink when you first wake up. No way in hell I'm getting out of bed and starting my day being sober.
07-19-2023, 04:06 PM
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07-19-2023, 04:33 PM
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Lmao at the sober miscers taking things way out of context and calling everyone alcoholics because a dry wedding sounds lame af.
Sorry that deep down even your closest friends and family wish there would be alcohol there because it's just a staple of fun weddings. I'm sure the dance floor will be a real hootwith a bunch of sober people LOL
Sorry that deep down even your closest friends and family wish there would be alcohol there because it's just a staple of fun weddings. I'm sure the dance floor will be a real hootwith a bunch of sober people LOL
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I have a lot of respect for people who risk a dry wedding. A lot of guests are going to be unable to cope socially while sober. The prudent thing would be to have 10 guests, close friends and immediate family only and keep it a short affair.
While I think not going because it's dry is a bad excuse, I actually support you not going OP based on your prerogative. Just decline, why is a thread needed?
While I think not going because it's dry is a bad excuse, I actually support you not going OP based on your prerogative. Just decline, why is a thread needed?
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Originally Posted By freeburn⏩
sure thats not a big deal. the fact is this family values a dry wedding, so perhaps, just this one time, OP can be a normal person and enjoy ONE evening with family without alcohol. is it really that hard?Lmao at the sober miscers taking things way out of context and calling everyone alcoholics because a dry wedding sounds lame af.
Sorry that deep down even your closest friends and family wish there would be alcohol there because it's just a staple of fun weddings. I'm sure the dance floor will be a real hootwith a bunch of sober people LOL
Sorry that deep down even your closest friends and family wish there would be alcohol there because it's just a staple of fun weddings. I'm sure the dance floor will be a real hootwith a bunch of sober people LOL
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Originally Posted By freeburn⏩
It's pathetic that you're beholden to a chemical to have fun at a social outing. Unfortunately it sounds like your family is the same way.Lmao at the sober miscers taking things way out of context and calling everyone alcoholics because a dry wedding sounds lame af.
Sorry that deep down even your closest friends and family wish there would be alcohol there because it's just a staple of fun weddings. I'm sure the dance floor will be a real hootwith a bunch of sober people LOL
Sorry that deep down even your closest friends and family wish there would be alcohol there because it's just a staple of fun weddings. I'm sure the dance floor will be a real hootwith a bunch of sober people LOL
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Originally Posted By AstroGym79⏩
this is where people start in the car, parking lot, or hotel before a wedding.... if you must.So my brother-in-law is getting married next year and him and the fiance want to have a dry wedding on account of all the recovering alcoholics in her family, and to top if off it's going on a fookin boat.
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Originally Posted By kengriffeyjr24⏩
LOL @ the mental gymnastics required to pretend that you enjoy a wedding sober.Lol at being held captive by the alcohol industry and their backers that you cannot enjoy a wedding of a loved one without a drop of booze.
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Originally Posted By kengriffeyjr24⏩
lol this, these people are the definition of being so plugged into the matrix that they can't have a good time without drugs. getting drunk is degenerate no matter how you want to view it just because it has been socially acceptable for 100s of years. it's such a problem in society people can't even function or control themselves and costs taxpayers to deal with the complications and aftermath. although it is big business at this point.Lol at being held captive by the alcohol industry and their backers that you cannot enjoy a wedding of a loved one without a drop of booze.
Big rabbit hole too (who started the alcohol industry, why prohibition failed etc)
It's pathetic now how Americans view booze. They now serve hard drinks at the zoo. Brb can't take my kids around to see animals they love without a drink.
Whole foods now has cocktails you can carry around while shopping. If you can't grocery shop without drinking you have a major problem.
Not to mention all the wine moms and wine o'clock crew. Totally irresponsible to be documenting on social media getting drunk on wine while your damn baby is under your watch.
Big rabbit hole too (who started the alcohol industry, why prohibition failed etc)
It's pathetic now how Americans view booze. They now serve hard drinks at the zoo. Brb can't take my kids around to see animals they love without a drink.
Whole foods now has cocktails you can carry around while shopping. If you can't grocery shop without drinking you have a major problem.
Not to mention all the wine moms and wine o'clock crew. Totally irresponsible to be documenting on social media getting drunk on wine while your damn baby is under your watch.
where I live they are doing some sort of "pilot project" where they are allowing people to bring booze and get drunk at the parks.
srsly just LOL @ alcohol-cels.
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Sounds like a ghost reception
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Originally Posted By Kawhilights⏩
I don’t think that’s it at all. The issue is weddings absolutely suck and nobody likes them- having at least a little buzz makes it tolerable.Misc is sounding like the fiancés family. Can’t handle not being around alcohol for a few hours? Y’all need help.
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Trust Misc aka Alcoholics Anonymous to say they wouldn't even go because they can't handle social outings without the crutch of alcohol 😂. Inb4 KoreanBoozecuck
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Originally Posted By Postmort3m⏩
Just that phrase "having a little buzz" lmao. Listen to yourself.I don’t think that’s it at all. The issue is weddings absolutely suck and nobody likes them- having at least a little buzz makes it tolerable.
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The amount of *******s ITT framing it as is loving booze too much, and not the fact that weddings are one of the most boring social events of all time, is crazy.
I bet y'all watch Real Housewives and the Bachelorette too.
I bet y'all watch Real Housewives and the Bachelorette too.
Originally Posted By DrewDarden⏩
Get the stick out of your fukking assJust that phrase "having a little buzz" lmao. Listen to yourself.
Embarrassing and cringe.
Embarrassing and cringe.
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Call it what you want.Get the stick out of your fukking ass
I don't drink. Ever. It's not part of my immediate or extended family's culture, and I can't even remember the last time I was around someone who drinks (at least in public).
So yeah, it's a little weird to me to see people so beholden to alcohol because I'm so separated from it. I think it just seems normal to you guys because you're too close to it and comfortable with it.
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Well yeah, weddings suck. I try to avoid them. They suck so badly, that not even getting drunk makes me like them. So I guess I fall somewhere in the middle of the arugement.The amount of *******s ITT framing it as is loving booze too much, and not the fact that weddings are one of the most boring social events of all time, is crazy.
I bet y'all watch Real Housewives and the Bachelorette too.
Get the stick out of your fukking ass
I bet y'all watch Real Housewives and the Bachelorette too.
Get the stick out of your fukking ass
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Went to a dry wedding once as an adult. It was for my wife's friend who is genuinely a good person. It wasn't terrible because the wedding was mid-late morning and reception started shortly after. There was about an hour in between where we stopped and had a quick bite while I got a few beers. Think we left the reception around 4PM. A dry wedding isn't that bad in this type of circumstance...but just WTF at having a dry wedding on a boat where people presumably can't leave until the boat docks afterward.
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Originally Posted By DrewDarden⏩
Because you don’t drink, that makes others who do At weddings where it’s implied as part of the event (hence the need to announce a dry wedding) weird?Call it what you want.
I don't drink. Ever. It's not part of my immediate or extended family's culture, and I can't even remember the last time I was around someone who drinks (at least in public).
So yeah, it's a little weird to me to see people so beholden to alcohol because I'm so separated from it. I think it just seems normal to you guys because you're too close to it and comfortable with it.
I don't drink. Ever. It's not part of my immediate or extended family's culture, and I can't even remember the last time I was around someone who drinks (at least in public).
So yeah, it's a little weird to me to see people so beholden to alcohol because I'm so separated from it. I think it just seems normal to you guys because you're too close to it and comfortable with it.
Sounds like you’re the weird one. Judgmental people shouldn’t be educators
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Originally Posted By DrewDarden⏩
You don't drink. Good for you. It's normally implied at a wedding. I can go anywhere and have fun without a drink. A wedding is not one of those places. For me, and judging from many replies here, we hate going to weddings.Call it what you want.
I don't drink. Ever. It's not part of my immediate or extended family's culture, and I can't even remember the last time I was around someone who drinks (at least in public).
So yeah, it's a little weird to me to see people so beholden to alcohol because I'm so separated from it. I think it just seems normal to you guys because you're too close to it and comfortable with it.
I don't drink. Ever. It's not part of my immediate or extended family's culture, and I can't even remember the last time I was around someone who drinks (at least in public).
So yeah, it's a little weird to me to see people so beholden to alcohol because I'm so separated from it. I think it just seems normal to you guys because you're too close to it and comfortable with it.
Since you don't drink, understand that alcohol can make events you have to attend, tolerable. If people didn't get all butthurt when you didn't show up, I wouldn't have gone to most of the weddings I've been invited to.
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
That's just not true. There was no alcohol at my wedding. There was none at my sister's. My son is getting married in December, and I guarantee you there won't be any there either.You don't drink. Good for you. It's normally implied at a wedding.
I guess I haven't been to a ton of weddings, but I can only think of one where there was a bar. And that couple is still married... but they go to AA every day now and I'm dead serious.
So you guys can paint me as a judgmental prick if you want, but you're the ones coping by making drinking at a family function normal or intolerable without an impaired mindset. Srs.
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