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post 1686801563 07-19-2023, 11:21 AM
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Dry wedding wtf?

So my brother-in-law is getting married next year and him and the fiance want to have a dry wedding on account of all the recovering alcoholics in her family, and to top if off it's going on a fookin boat.
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post 1686801683 07-19-2023, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted By AstroGym79⏩
So my brother-in-law is getting married next year and him and the fiance want to have a dry wedding on account of all the recovering alcoholics in her family, and to top if off it's going on a fookin boat.
So? Its not your wedding. Suck it up, be a good guest. And get wasted when you get home or back to ur hotel room.
Are you not entertained?

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post 1686801763 07-19-2023, 11:23 AM
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Wouldn’t go / 10
post 1686801823 07-19-2023, 11:24 AM
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Don't go.

Bring flask if you're left with no other options... Guarantee all the alcoholics will do the same.
post 1686801833 07-19-2023, 11:25 AM
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they can kiss my ass.if i did go id bring my own booze.what they gonna do?throw you off the boat?
post 1686801883 07-19-2023, 11:26 AM
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I wouldn't go unless it's immediate family.

Lmao a dry wedding, just don't even bother. Take your ass to the court house and stop wasting everyone else's time.
post 1686802093 07-19-2023, 11:29 AM
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yep **** that. besides the only way to tell if a person is actually recovering is if they can be around it but not drink it. pure slave morality to have a dry wedding because of a few addicts
post 1686802133 07-19-2023, 11:30 AM
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So he's marrying someone whose entire family are recovering alcoholics?

Sounds like a lousy marriage to me.
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post 1686802233 07-19-2023, 11:31 AM
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they better have a complimentary pepsi station then
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post 1686802493 07-19-2023, 11:36 AM
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This is actually super ignorant to all the invited guests.

Come watch us get married!!

My bloodline is full of degenerates so we can’t have a wedding like everyone else does!

Recommend a water bottle with vodka in it, Other patrons will thank you.
post 1686802603 07-19-2023, 11:38 AM
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lol at being such a degenerate you cannot handle a couple hours around friends and family without alcohol (srs)

maybe islam was right
post 1686804403 07-19-2023, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted By freeburn⏩
Lmao a dry wedding, just don't even bother. Take your ass to the court house and stop wasting everyone else's time.
b b b b but it's my special day! I am a princess!
post 1686804723 07-19-2023, 12:08 PM
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post 1686804773 07-19-2023, 12:09 PM
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Sounds like a bunch of pussies to me . That would be the day I’d sit around a wedding sober .
Get them a gift and sit this one out
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My wife and I went to a dry wedding a few years ago. After the diner we left. Went straight to a bar to play some foosball and have a few drinks.

The 99% always caters to the needs of the 1%. 2023 brah.
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Originally Posted By kengriffeyjr24⏩
lol at being such a degenerate you cannot handle a couple hours around friends and family without alcohol (srs)

maybe islam was right
Typically in North America we celebrate after the wedding , dancing and chit . Can’t imagine doing that sober
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post 1686807453 07-19-2023, 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted By AstroGym79⏩
So my brother-in-law is getting married next year and him and the fiance want to have a dry weddingon account of all the recovering alcoholics in her family, and to top if off it's going on a fookin boat.
End well, this will not lol.
post 1686807483 07-19-2023, 12:50 PM
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ya so, people who drink alcohol are fukcing idiots ...lol imagine being happy because youre drunk and enjoy being sh!tfaced while acting like an idiot infront of everyone


grow up op
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Our wedding was dry. Would have been dry anyway, but I don't think alcohol was allowed in the maneapa where we had the reception. Nobody noticed, they were too busy chowing down on the 4 whole pigs and mountain of other food.
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post 1686814593 07-19-2023, 02:34 PM
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Most of you are FA kissless virgins, but for those of us that have had a wedding, i can't blame them. People go to weddings and get completely fuked up and stupid. I gave out tickets at mine... everyone got 2 drinks then it was a cash bar. Booze is also ungodly expensive. Some people can't control themselves. Its smart to at least throttle or limit consumption. Just LMAO at alcoholcels that cant do anything without drinking.
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the wedding is dry but your pocket doesnt have to be


bring some molly and have a good time [srs]
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I went open bar for mine. Granted I got married in a campground off the grid so my open bar was me buying a bunch of kegs, a bunch of booze and wine. On top of that I made some Red Eye moon shine.

LMAO at lame and boring weddings.
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I would rather die then have to be at a wedding completly sober (srs)
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Originally Posted By kengriffeyjr24⏩
lol at being such a degenerate you cannot handle a couple hours around friends and family without alcohol (srs)

maybe islam was right
100% this.

LOL @ the cope ITT from alcoholics.
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Check to see if the bathrooms have soap hand sanitizer dispensers. Or see if there is a kitchen area to prepare the food that might have vanilla extract in the cabinets. You also can't go wrong with chugging a bottle of mouthwash if there's any there. Get creative. No one should have to attend a wedding sober.
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Weddings suck to be at regardless of booze being available at the venue or not. Getting drunk doesn't magically turn them from an super annoying way to blow a day off into a good time.

I also can't really blame them for wanting it to be a dry event, either. As others have mentioned already, a lot of people go full-retard with alcohol at weddings. People getting tanked, racking up insane bills, etc. I don't even want to think about what the tabs of weddings with open bars look like when it's all send and done. Imagine thinking it's a good idea to blow thousands upon thousands of dollars so people at your wedding can get stupidly drunk for one night and act like idiots at the reception. All for a marriage that stastically has maybe a 50/50 shot of lasting for the long haul lol.
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Originally Posted By DrewDarden⏩
100% this.

LOL @ the cope ITT from alcoholics.
Lol at being held captive by the alcohol industry and their backers that you cannot enjoy a wedding of a loved one without a drop of booze.

Big rabbit hole too (who started the alcohol industry, why prohibition failed etc)


It's pathetic now how Americans view booze. They now serve hard drinks at the zoo. Brb can't take my kids around to see animals they love without a drink.

Whole foods now has cocktails you can carry around while shopping. If you can't grocery shop without drinking you have a major problem.

Not to mention all the wine moms and wine o'clock crew. Totally irresponsible to be documenting on social media getting drunk on wine while your damn baby is under your watch.
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Originally Posted By Xgamer791⏩
Wouldn’t go / 10
100%

Weddings are awful. The alcohol makes it tolerable.
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