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Work Christmas party tomorrow ... what to expect?
12-14-2023, 07:40 AM
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I don’t know I gave up entirely on interacting with the big bank bail out covid crew
I don’t have an id any more anyways so
I think I was going to let the sec determine what’s good here
The public opinion
And obviously law
For now? I’m just chilling
I think I was considering on switching to citizens
Before I bailed on pa
Never to return
God damn Sandusky dem hell hole
I don’t know if they have those here tho
Only if you paint glow in the dark paint on your nutsack
I don’t have an id any more anyways so
I think I was going to let the sec determine what’s good here
The public opinion
And obviously law
For now? I’m just chilling
I think I was considering on switching to citizens
Before I bailed on pa
Never to return
God damn Sandusky dem hell hole
I don’t know if they have those here tho
Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
I’ll hire youcompanies do Christmas parties???
When will be mine turn..
When will be mine turn..
Only if you paint glow in the dark paint on your nutsack
12-14-2023, 07:53 AM
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A bunch of fakery and brown nosing.
Everyone making an appearance cause they think it's going to look good on them to the upper management.
That's most of the people. There would be some that would go just to mingle and be social but for the most part they are a chit fest.
Everyone making an appearance cause they think it's going to look good on them to the upper management.
That's most of the people. There would be some that would go just to mingle and be social but for the most part they are a chit fest.
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12-14-2023, 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted By OldGamesBetter⏩
Be sure to tell them your dck size.What are your experiences?
I work for a bank and about 90 people are gonna attend tomorrow. We're going to a good bar/restaurant. Gonna be plenty of alcohol.
All managers attending too.
What to expect? I drink rarely, like a few times a year. I wanna see some crazy things. I wanna see **** that will get people fired. I'm here for it.
I work for a bank and about 90 people are gonna attend tomorrow. We're going to a good bar/restaurant. Gonna be plenty of alcohol.
All managers attending too.
What to expect? I drink rarely, like a few times a year. I wanna see some crazy things. I wanna see **** that will get people fired. I'm here for it.
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12-14-2023, 08:07 AM
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My last work party was random as fuk. Me & 2 of the girls dipped off from the main group to a diff bar and spent the rest of the night snorting pepsi and doing shots. This year I'm eating food then fuking off home lmao. Fuk that.
12-14-2023, 10:14 AM
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Reminds me of the greatest most hilarious thing I ever did.
My ex wifes work had a baseball game outing to see the padres. Free beer and hot dogs in the parking lot before the game. of course that was the wrong thing to tell a 20 year navy vet so I was all over that beer.
Guzzled down a bunch and started talking to some guys. We were getting along pretty well. Sat down at their table and met their wifes and stuff and we drank a bunch more beer. More guys showed uyp and we were all partying. They had a raffle for a baseball bat anh i told his older guy my wife really wanted to win it and sure enough, they called her name.
Seems they thought I was some manager from like north dakota or something like that so i just went with it.
Come time to get our seats i was heading to the cheap seats with my wife and they looked at me like I was nuts and told me us bosses were sitting in the good field level seats so i did. They bought expensive beer the whole time.
The Christmas party came around and i was excited to see my old pals. It was a repeat of the baseball game. I sat at the big table with all the bosses and drank like a fish again. I was like some sort of celebrity that all the women wanted to come talk to and hang with. My wife was fuming but I loved it.
Got my picture taken with me in the big Santa chair with a girl on each arm of the chair. They put that picture on the cover of the newsletter.
The best part was they didnt even recognize my wife and she works right down the hall from them.
My ex wifes work had a baseball game outing to see the padres. Free beer and hot dogs in the parking lot before the game. of course that was the wrong thing to tell a 20 year navy vet so I was all over that beer.
Guzzled down a bunch and started talking to some guys. We were getting along pretty well. Sat down at their table and met their wifes and stuff and we drank a bunch more beer. More guys showed uyp and we were all partying. They had a raffle for a baseball bat anh i told his older guy my wife really wanted to win it and sure enough, they called her name.
Seems they thought I was some manager from like north dakota or something like that so i just went with it.
Come time to get our seats i was heading to the cheap seats with my wife and they looked at me like I was nuts and told me us bosses were sitting in the good field level seats so i did. They bought expensive beer the whole time.
The Christmas party came around and i was excited to see my old pals. It was a repeat of the baseball game. I sat at the big table with all the bosses and drank like a fish again. I was like some sort of celebrity that all the women wanted to come talk to and hang with. My wife was fuming but I loved it.
Got my picture taken with me in the big Santa chair with a girl on each arm of the chair. They put that picture on the cover of the newsletter.
The best part was they didnt even recognize my wife and she works right down the hall from them.
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