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I'm going to call out you ass-hole dog owners tonight.
02-13-2024, 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted By johnnytable⏩
ThisNumber 1 red flag is someone that dislikes animals. If you're an ******* to something that is happy to see you you're a *******
Can't stand those insufferable pussy phgts who have thaat strong of an aversion against them
02-13-2024, 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy⏩
Lol couldn't be any more true. Go over to a lot of people's houses and the dog pretty much runs the joint.It's the dogs house ...ain't your fking house
Lol at going to somebody house and trying to dictate the behavior of their pet
Lol at going to somebody house and trying to dictate the behavior of their pet
Chewed up furniture
Doggy doors and gates in half the doorways to keep dogs out of the kitchen
Dog toys strewn about everywhere
Ripped up pieces of blanket, dog bed, stuffed animals everywhere
Holes in couch cushions where they let the dog climb on
Splashes of water halfway across the room from the dog bowls
Same for bits of dog food
I go to my brother's house and I can't take a piss without his wife's dogs scratching and whining at the bathroom door.
ItS tHe OwNeR!! Yes and most owners are **** and make me want to hate dogs.
02-13-2024, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
Point remains and i can tell you never owned a dog a day In your lifeLol couldn't be any more true. Go over to a lot of people's houses and the dog pretty much runs the joint.
Chewed up furniture
Doggy doors and gates in half the doorways to keep dogs out of the kitchen
Dog toys strewn about everywhere
Ripped up pieces of blanket, dog bed, stuffed animals everywhere
Holes in couch cushions where they let the dog climb on
Splashes of water halfway across the room from the dog bowls
Same for bits of dog food
I go to my brother's house and I can't take a piss without his wife's dogs scratching and whining at the bathroom door.
ItS tHe OwNeR!! Yes and most owners are **** and make me want to hate dogs.
Chewed up furniture
Doggy doors and gates in half the doorways to keep dogs out of the kitchen
Dog toys strewn about everywhere
Ripped up pieces of blanket, dog bed, stuffed animals everywhere
Holes in couch cushions where they let the dog climb on
Splashes of water halfway across the room from the dog bowls
Same for bits of dog food
I go to my brother's house and I can't take a piss without his wife's dogs scratching and whining at the bathroom door.
ItS tHe OwNeR!! Yes and most owners are **** and make me want to hate dogs.
Stop speaking so strongly on something you know very little about
The vast majority of dogs don't behave that way at all
02-13-2024, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy⏩
ItsbecauseI've had dogs is the reason I don't like other peoples dogs.If you have that much of a disliking for dogs then don't be friend them or frequent their house
That simple.
It comes across extremely condensing and abrupt when you run into some phgt who has a strong aversion against dogs
And the dogs pick up on that, and wanna troll them even more because their being rude fks who won't simply acknowledge the dogs
That simple.
It comes across extremely condensing and abrupt when you run into some phgt who has a strong aversion against dogs
And the dogs pick up on that, and wanna troll them even more because their being rude fks who won't simply acknowledge the dogs
Also, the scenario that is being proposed is that the friend with the dog is inviting you over. If you do this to your friends, they may not say it to your face, but I guarantee they're annoyed by your dog wandering around trying to lick them, smacking their leg with their wagging tail and trying to jump on them.
Hell, forget dogs for a second. Even KIDS are pushed to the side when adults come over, and if you ever have a family gathering the kids will sit at a "kiddie-table" not with the adults. The same should obviously apply to a damn dog.
02-13-2024, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
Spot on. Its simply bad social etiquette. The host should want to make their guest feel comfortable and welcomed into their home. If the kids are being annoying, they're yelled at and sent outside or up to their room. With dogs though, the owner is usually indifferent to their behavior around guests. They seem to believe that their guests love the attention in the same way they do. Which often isn't the case.ItsbecauseI've had dogs is the reason I don't like other peoples dogs.
Also, the scenario that is being proposed is that the friend with the dog is inviting you over. If you do this to your friends, they may not say it to your face, but I guarantee they're annoyed by your dog wandering around trying to lick them, smacking their leg with their wagging tail and trying to jump on them.
Hell, forget dogs for a second. Even KIDS are pushed to the side when adults come over, and if you ever have a family gathering the kids will sit at a "kiddie-table" not with the adults. The same should obviously apply to a damn dog.
Also, the scenario that is being proposed is that the friend with the dog is inviting you over. If you do this to your friends, they may not say it to your face, but I guarantee they're annoyed by your dog wandering around trying to lick them, smacking their leg with their wagging tail and trying to jump on them.
Hell, forget dogs for a second. Even KIDS are pushed to the side when adults come over, and if you ever have a family gathering the kids will sit at a "kiddie-table" not with the adults. The same should obviously apply to a damn dog.
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02-13-2024, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
Family gathering is different than a guest coming over. At a family gathering kids sit together because it's more fun for them.Hell, forget dogs for a second. Even KIDS are pushed to the side when adults come over, and if you ever have a family gathering the kids will sit at a "kiddie-table" not with the adults. The same should obviously apply to a damn dog.
If a guest comes over, my kid is absolutely sitting at the table with everyone. So no, kids are not pushed to the side when adults come over, unless their parents are cun*s.
Poorly trained dogs, and poorly raised kids are always going to be a PITA. It's not because they are dogs, or kids. But at the end of the day if you don't like dogs or kids, and are invited to a house that has either, don't fuking go. To go and expect them to be put somewhere else for your peace of mind is entitled af.
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If I go over to someones house and they lock up their dog so I can't see i there's gonna be problems
****ing phaqqot
****ing phaqqot
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Originally Posted By Miscipline⏩
Its better to have the dog locked up in a room initially then you can chime in and say;"hey, I thought you had a dog?"(signifying that you want to see it). THEN they can bring them out.If I go over to someones house and they lock up their dog so I can't see i there's gonna be problems
****ing phaqqot
****ing phaqqot
Regardless I think its groce to have a dog in the house, period. Its not "torture" for the dog to stay outside on the back patio. My Jack Russel lived for 12 years only stepping foot twice in the kitchen and he was immediately scolded for it, and even that little back patio area with the astroturf where he slept still kinda smells like him and he's been gone for almost 10 years.
When they're in the house they jump on furniture, rub and place their dick/pussy/balls/assshole on everything. They'll run outside to take a chit then run back into the house with dirty paws and plop their recently evacuated butthole onto the throw-pillows on the couch that you will then lay your head on when the dog goes somewhere else. They shed, they slobber and no matter how much you dust and vacuum and clean after them your house will ALWAYS smell like "the dog." You won't smell it because you live in the stench, but visitors most certainly smell it permeating everywhere, and if you have fabric (instead of leather) upholstered furniture, its over.
02-13-2024, 10:01 AM
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Dogs are awesome. You are a *******. Qauck off duck boy.
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Originally Posted By Retoaded⏩
That's fine. Don't invite people over. Nothing wrong with that, partner.I'd rather just not have you over at my house than listen to someone try to tell me what to do with my dogs at my house.
Originally Posted By Bwallace189⏩
I like dogs as well. Doesn't mean I want them pawing at my leg while I'm trying to eat.Dogs are awesome. You are a *******. Qauck off duck boy.
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02-13-2024, 10:28 AM
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This is such a " I'm looking for something to complain about " bullchit thread lol
02-13-2024, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy⏩
Not at all, buddy boy. The fact that you're so intensely triggered by this thread only demonstrates to me that you're a huge part of the problem. If you invite a guest into your home, why would you assume that they want your dog all over them?This is such a " I'm looking for something to complain about " bullchit thread lol
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02-13-2024, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
All of this lmaoDamn, OP sounds mad.
Lol at thinking there's any guest that I'd invite over to my house that I care about more than my dogs. Lol at thinking I'm locking my dogs up for you if you're a guest. Don't like it, don't come over next time. Nothing of value will be lost for either you or me, I assure you. My 6 year old swarms guests too, and I guarantee you he's 10x more annoying to a guest than my dogs. Should I put him away too? **** outta here.
I'll put my dogs in a room if you're a professional there to do a Job I'm paying you to do, otherwise, get bent.
Though to be fair, dogs shouldn't be jumping on/licking guests, but most people don't train their dogs. My dogs don't jump on anyone, including myself, because I've trained them not to do so.
Lol at thinking there's any guest that I'd invite over to my house that I care about more than my dogs. Lol at thinking I'm locking my dogs up for you if you're a guest. Don't like it, don't come over next time. Nothing of value will be lost for either you or me, I assure you. My 6 year old swarms guests too, and I guarantee you he's 10x more annoying to a guest than my dogs. Should I put him away too? **** outta here.
I'll put my dogs in a room if you're a professional there to do a Job I'm paying you to do, otherwise, get bent.
Though to be fair, dogs shouldn't be jumping on/licking guests, but most people don't train their dogs. My dogs don't jump on anyone, including myself, because I've trained them not to do so.
it's my dog's home too, if you don't like it you can fuk right off. that said my dog is a chill pup and just lays by himself once he greets people, no jumping on anything except the couch.
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02-13-2024, 10:36 AM
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Well, it's a good thing I would never invite an a-hole like you over to my house.
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If you don't like your buddy's dog, don't visit. Properly socialized dogs love people and being around them. They get excited when guests come over and their little canine dopamine spikes through the roof when guests give that dog attention. Happy dogs move around a lot, they wag their tails, and they lick to express themselves. As a dog owner, I'd never lock my excited dog in another room or outside when it just wants to greet you and play with you. Say hi to it, pet it a bit, let it sit in front of you and get scratched a bit, and it'll eventually go back to its own routine. The more you push it away, the worst their behaviour gets.
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
No you don't like dogs , other wise you wouldn't be making this threadThat's fine. Don't invite people over. Nothing wrong with that, partner.
I like dogs as well. Doesn't mean I want them pawing at my leg while I'm trying to eat.
I like dogs as well. Doesn't mean I want them pawing at my leg while I'm trying to eat.
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
This . Believe it or not op some people have an ounce of respect for their petsDamn, OP sounds mad.
Lol at thinking there's any guest that I'd invite over to my house that I care about more than my dogs. Lol at thinking I'm locking my dogs up for you if you're a guest. Don't like it, don't come over next time. Nothing of value will be lost for either you or me, I assure you. My 6 year old swarms guests too, and I guarantee you he's 10x more annoying to a guest than my dogs. Should I put him away too? **** outta here.
I'll put my dogs in a room if you're a professional there to do a Job I'm paying you to do, otherwise, get bent.
Though to be fair, dogs shouldn't be jumping on/licking guests, but most people don't train their dogs. My dogs don't jump on anyone, including myself, because I've trained them not to do so.
Lol at thinking there's any guest that I'd invite over to my house that I care about more than my dogs. Lol at thinking I'm locking my dogs up for you if you're a guest. Don't like it, don't come over next time. Nothing of value will be lost for either you or me, I assure you. My 6 year old swarms guests too, and I guarantee you he's 10x more annoying to a guest than my dogs. Should I put him away too? **** outta here.
I'll put my dogs in a room if you're a professional there to do a Job I'm paying you to do, otherwise, get bent.
Though to be fair, dogs shouldn't be jumping on/licking guests, but most people don't train their dogs. My dogs don't jump on anyone, including myself, because I've trained them not to do so.
We will put them away when you're a paid professional doing a job otherwise you should greet the dog just like you would to any other household member
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy⏩
I don't want to be viciously mauled by a wolf either, but they're still my favorite animal. Your logic is that of an over-emotional pussy, who just got his labia in a knot because someone doesn't worship his all mighty dog in the same way he does.No you don't like dogs , other wise you wouldn't be making this thread
You don't like dogs ****ting in your mouth? Then you must hate dogs, sir. Or maybe that is your cup of tea.
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Good deflection , but that's not exactly your point earlier in the thread.I don't want to be viciously mauled by a wolf either, but they're still my favorite animal. Your logic is that of an over-emotional pussy, who just got his labia in a knot because someone doesn't worship his all mighty dog in the same way he does.
You don't like dogs ****ting in your mouth? Then you must hate dogs, sir. Or maybe that is your cup of tea.
You don't like dogs ****ting in your mouth? Then you must hate dogs, sir. Or maybe that is your cup of tea.
Complain when you get bite or attacked , not that you had to endure some dog trying to say hello jeez
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Originally Posted By azzspankr⏩
STRONGfkn house construction claim to piss water macro light lager taste correlation of peace and ultimate prosperity!Well, it's a good thing I would never invite an a-hole like you over to my house.
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy⏩
There are varied levels of discomfort. Your point was that my criticism of intrusive dog behavior implied that I "don't like dogs." This isn't true, some may draw the line at biting or scratching, but I draw it at a much less severe point. I don't like taking an intentional dog paw to the ballsack. You think its cute. I don't. Most folks simply don't want to have a dog all over them when they take the time to show up for an invitation. That's the line typically drawn. If your dog jumped all over a stranger in the park, even in a completely friendly manner, you think they'd be okay with that? You find that to be acceptable?Good deflection , but that's not exactly your point earlier in the thread.
Complain when you get bite or attacked , not that you had to endure some dog trying to say hello jeez
Complain when you get bite or attacked , not that you had to endure some dog trying to say hello jeez
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
How many times do you actually experience this as a person who clearly doesn't like dogs bro?There are varied levels of discomfort. Your point was that my criticism of intrusive dog behavior implied that I "don't like dogs." This isn't true, some may draw the line at biting or scratching, but I draw it at a much less severe point. I don't like taking an intentional dog paw to the ballsack. You think its cute. I don't. Most folks simply don't want to have a dog all over them when they take the time to show up for an invitation. That's the line typically drawn. If your dog jumped all over a stranger in the park, even in a completely friendly manner, you think they'd be okay with that? You find that to be acceptable?
Would you be fine having dinner with LinuxJon if all seventy-two of his cats were in heat? Rubbing up against you the entire time?
Would you be fine having dinner with LinuxJon if all seventy-two of his cats were in heat? Rubbing up against you the entire time?
Bigger issues in the world bro
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I have a dog that does bite so I keep him away from people. Both dogs go in the back room when I have people over. I don't need the headache.
I get annoyed if anyone wants to pet my dogs when I'm walking them. It's not a petting zoo I'm running.
I get annoyed if anyone wants to pet my dogs when I'm walking them. It's not a petting zoo I'm running.
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So you go to the dogs house and expect him to adjust his behavior for you?
Lol. Cute.
Lol. Cute.
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Originally Posted By redmelly⏩
Put a muzzle on the dog to let people know that it bites ..you might already do that thoI have a dog that does bite so I keep him away from people. Both dogs go in the back room when I have people over. I don't need the headache.
I get annoyed if anyone wants to pet my dogs when I'm walking them. It's not a petting zoo I'm running.
I get annoyed if anyone wants to pet my dogs when I'm walking them. It's not a petting zoo I'm running.
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy⏩
No, I won't muzzle him I just cross the street when anyone comes toward us. And I take him where nobody else walks.Put a muzzle on the dog to let people know that it bites ..you might already do that tho
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Most of the dog people you see are at work all day while their dog sits in a cage all day then gets to roam around their chitty little apartment for a few hours when they get home from wage slaving before being caged up again at night
It's sad because the dog still shows love so they see no problem with it.
It's sad because the dog still shows love so they see no problem with it.
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