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Thread: What should I do for Valentines Day?

post 1697843303 02-14-2024, 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
The best thing you can do is get her a card. srs

Women love cards.

If you want to take her to a restaurant, be prepared for a cattle call. They are all packed because all the other sheep will be there doing the same thing.
lmao right? What is that? Wife is the same. Give her a stupid cheesy card, she loves it. Got a stockpile of cards. Sends cards out.
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post 1697843373 02-14-2024, 09:39 AM
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Spice it up in the bedroom....

by switching hands for the night.
post 1697844203 02-14-2024, 10:02 AM
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Flowers, candy, dinner, anal?

He always likes that.
post 1697844363 02-14-2024, 10:04 AM
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Buy her lunch, and a windshield wiper. That's what I did anyway

surprise anal works too though
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post 1697854793 02-14-2024, 01:32 PM
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Subscribe for extra premium content (no noodz sorry guys)
post 1697854823 02-14-2024, 01:33 PM
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full nelson anal
post 1697883253 02-15-2024, 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Retoaded⏩
full nelson anal
How did he like it? Sitting on a frozen bag of peas today, I imagine?

Did you use any astroglide or did you just say fuk it and go in dry?
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post 1697883273 02-15-2024, 07:08 AM
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Had a lovely valentines day here

She came over we had a great dinner , and cake and I gave her a nice flower

Stayed the night until I had to go back to work and we meet Friday night next time
post 1697884373 02-15-2024, 07:41 AM
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Had a low key one, we exchanged cards and chocolates, I got her a potted plant (she calls them her winter blues cure) and she got herself (for my benefit) some lingerie which was put to good use.
post 1697885683 02-15-2024, 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted By 87dman⏩
Had a low key one, we exchanged cards and chocolates, I got her a potted plant (she calls them her winter blues cure) and she got herself (for my benefit) some lingerie which was put to good use.
Sounds like my night. Ended up getting a potted rose bush that we'll transfer to our garden in the summer. It looks nice on our table and smells nice. Did the nasty deed later on and again earlier this morning

Put my thorn in her bush if you catch my drift.
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post 1697885913 02-15-2024, 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Sounds like my night. Ended up getting a potted rose bush that we'll transfer to our garden in the summer. It looks nice on our table and smells nice. Did the nasty deed later on and again earlier this morning

Put my thorn in her bush if you catch my drift.
That's the way to do it man, the best way!!
her bush always could use a thorn haha
post 1697924313 02-16-2024, 03:28 AM
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Originally Posted By 87dman⏩
That's the way to do it man, the best way!!
her bush always could use a thorn haha
das it mane.....das it right durr

her bush and her dirty garden out back....nomsayin
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post 1697925003 02-16-2024, 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted By mrdot⏩
stop crying & fist yourself
lol
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