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What should I do for Valentines Day?
I don’t care if it’s a corporate pseudo holiday. It’s my wife’s first one as my wife and it’s my job to make it special. What should I do?
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Make a traditional Swahilian dinner.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
02-14-2024, 07:31 AM
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Dodged her Text so far
Dodged her Text so far
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Make dinner reservations for her and her boyfriend.
02-14-2024, 07:46 AM
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Sloots care more about what they get to tell their friends so do something that sounds cool but is probably lame as fuk.
5 star restaurnant, suits up and chit so she can snap photos to flex on her girls
5 star restaurnant, suits up and chit so she can snap photos to flex on her girls
02-14-2024, 07:56 AM
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Im celebrating with my wife on Saturday - I’m making high tea - scones, deviled eggs, caviar, etc - and taking her to a nice botanical garden that I called and they said they would allow me to bring in a picnic basket.
02-14-2024, 08:01 AM
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Get a house so she doesn't get raped by the ****** you share your tiny garage with
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Give her the best sex of her life.
Srs though that sounds nice. I'm planning on stopping at a flower shop on my way home and getting my lady a potted flower or plant she likes so we can plant it in our garden together come late spring. We do that yearly and it's literally the gift that keeps on giving especially if said flower is a perennial.
Originally Posted By miscinbro⏩
Well look at you you fancy little fuker.Im celebrating with my wife on Saturday - I’m making high tea - scones, deviled eggs, caviar, etc - and taking her to a nice botanical garden that I called and they said they would allow me to bring in a picnic basket.
Srs though that sounds nice. I'm planning on stopping at a flower shop on my way home and getting my lady a potted flower or plant she likes so we can plant it in our garden together come late spring. We do that yearly and it's literally the gift that keeps on giving especially if said flower is a perennial.
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02-14-2024, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy⏩
Why would you dodge your girlfriend? Just tell her Happy Valentines Day or send a cute gif.In for answers stuck at work until 5
Dodged her Text so far
Dodged her Text so far
Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
I don't like getting flowers because to me it's wasted money but a perennial that you can plant is a great idea!Give her the best sex of her life.
Well look at you you fancy little fuker.
Srs though that sounds nice. I'm planning on stopping at a flower shop on my way home and getting my lady a potted flower or plant she likes so we can plant it in our garden together come late spring. We do that yearly and it's literally the gift that keeps on giving especially if said flower is a perennial.
Well look at you you fancy little fuker.
Srs though that sounds nice. I'm planning on stopping at a flower shop on my way home and getting my lady a potted flower or plant she likes so we can plant it in our garden together come late spring. We do that yearly and it's literally the gift that keeps on giving especially if said flower is a perennial.
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
That’s pretty cool - might have to steal that ideaGive her the best sex of her life.
Well look at you you fancy little fuker.
Srs though that sounds nice. I'm planning on stopping at a flower shop on my way home and getting my lady a potted flower or plant she likes so we can plant it in our garden together come late spring. We do that yearly and it's literally the gift that keeps on giving especially if said flower is a perennial.
Well look at you you fancy little fuker.
Srs though that sounds nice. I'm planning on stopping at a flower shop on my way home and getting my lady a potted flower or plant she likes so we can plant it in our garden together come late spring. We do that yearly and it's literally the gift that keeps on giving especially if said flower is a perennial.
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
My wife and I both think of it this way as well. That's why getting a potted plant that you can save until you can plant it outside is a nice workaround. We actually have a circular garden around our lilac tree that's effectively become a perennial gift garden. We've got multiple lavenders, hydrangea, all kinds of stuff going!Why would you dodge your girlfriend? Just tell her Happy Valentines Day or send a cute gif.
I don't like getting flowers because to meit's wasted moneybut a perennial that you can plant is a great idea!
I don't like getting flowers because to meit's wasted moneybut a perennial that you can plant is a great idea!
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02-14-2024, 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Awww I bet that's so pretty!My wife and I both think of it this way as well. That's why getting a potted plant that you can save until you can plant it outside is a nice workaround. We actually have a circular garden around our lilac tree that's effectively become a perennial gift garden. We've got multiple lavenders, hydrangea, all kinds of stuff going!
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
I’ve never understood the flower thing, but my gf likes getting them. I ordered some to be delivered and I haven’t said anything about Valentine’s Day so she probably thinks I forgot lol.My wife and I both think of it this way as well. That's why getting a potted plant that you can save until you can plant it outside is a nice workaround. We actually have a circular garden around our lilac tree that's effectively become a perennial gift garden. We've got multiple lavenders, hydrangea, all kinds of stuff going!
Nah bro I’m sweet.
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Originally Posted By Eatforgains⏩
I don’t care if it’s a corporate pseudo holiday. It’s my wife’s first one as my wife and it’s my job to make it special. What should I do?

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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
It actually looks really nice in the summer. Smells good too. I have enough lilac and lavender going that you can smell it while walking around the property.Awww I bet that's so pretty!
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Celebrated yesterday with my gf
Took PTO from work. Picked her up from college (she’s 25 btw, masters student) and we went to a fancy Italian restaurant for lunch. She loved the atmosphere and specially prepared fish, it’s on fire when they bring it to you, it’s in an extremely upscale area and has outdoors seating, weather was perfectly cool and sunny.
Then we went to a pottery painting class thing, girls like painting. I also played Taylor swift on my acoustic guitar for her too, practiced that like the day before lol! She was so happy even though I didn’t really plan much and was kind of spontaneous with it. She was constantly hugging me as we walked around the nice area after dessert and was grabbing my arm when I was driving.
You just have to show that you genuinely care. Get her a rose, high quality chocolate, and a nice valentines themed card that has something she likes on it (cats for example).
Took PTO from work. Picked her up from college (she’s 25 btw, masters student) and we went to a fancy Italian restaurant for lunch. She loved the atmosphere and specially prepared fish, it’s on fire when they bring it to you, it’s in an extremely upscale area and has outdoors seating, weather was perfectly cool and sunny.
Then we went to a pottery painting class thing, girls like painting. I also played Taylor swift on my acoustic guitar for her too, practiced that like the day before lol! She was so happy even though I didn’t really plan much and was kind of spontaneous with it. She was constantly hugging me as we walked around the nice area after dessert and was grabbing my arm when I was driving.
You just have to show that you genuinely care. Get her a rose, high quality chocolate, and a nice valentines themed card that has something she likes on it (cats for example).
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Originally Posted By deft0nes⏩
Would rape your tender angus but on spread. Sounds like you put a lot of thought into that, so good on you. You're going to trigger some miserable so-called 'incels' with this story, thoughCelebrated yesterday with my gf
Took PTO from work. Picked her up from college (she’s 25 btw, masters student) and we went to a fancy Italian restaurant for lunch. She loved the atmosphere and specially prepared fish, it’s on fire when they bring it to you, it’s in an extremely upscale area and has outdoors seating, weather was perfectly cool and sunny.
Then we went to a pottery painting class thing, girls like painting. I also played Taylor swift on my acoustic guitar for her too, practiced that like the day before lol! She was so happy even though I didn’t really plan much and was kind of spontaneous with it. She was constantly hugging me as we walked around the nice area after dessert and was grabbing my arm when I was driving.
You just have to show that you genuinely care. Get her a rose, high quality chocolate, and a nice valentines themed card that has something she likes on it (cats for example).
Took PTO from work. Picked her up from college (she’s 25 btw, masters student) and we went to a fancy Italian restaurant for lunch. She loved the atmosphere and specially prepared fish, it’s on fire when they bring it to you, it’s in an extremely upscale area and has outdoors seating, weather was perfectly cool and sunny.
Then we went to a pottery painting class thing, girls like painting. I also played Taylor swift on my acoustic guitar for her too, practiced that like the day before lol! She was so happy even though I didn’t really plan much and was kind of spontaneous with it. She was constantly hugging me as we walked around the nice area after dessert and was grabbing my arm when I was driving.
You just have to show that you genuinely care. Get her a rose, high quality chocolate, and a nice valentines themed card that has something she likes on it (cats for example).

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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The best thing you can do is get her a card. srs
Women love cards.
If you want to take her to a restaurant, be prepared for a cattle call. They are all packed because all the other sheep will be there doing the same thing.
Women love cards.
If you want to take her to a restaurant, be prepared for a cattle call. They are all packed because all the other sheep will be there doing the same thing.
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02-14-2024, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
I bet! We planted some flowers last summer and hopefully they come back this year. One was supposed to be a perennial and I think one was an annual that people said has come back for them. We did hydrangeas out front. Those should def come back. We also got one of those iron plant stands that holds a flower pot on each side for the back of the house. I'm prob going to do petunias in them.It actually looks really nice in the summer. Smells good too. I have enough lilac and lavender going that you can smell it while walking around the property.
Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
I do love cards! lolThe best thing you can do is get her a card. srs
Women love cards.
If you want to take her to a restaurant, be prepared for a cattle call. They are all packed because all the other sheep will be there doing the same thing.
Women love cards.
If you want to take her to a restaurant, be prepared for a cattle call. They are all packed because all the other sheep will be there doing the same thing.
We decided to do steak here at home since restaurants will be packed and I need to sit with my leg up. That would be impossible in a packed restaurant.
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