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04-25-2024, 12:54 PM
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04-25-2024, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
April 30th 1945

rly makes u think
What do you think they spent all their time concentrating on while in camp? Schemes to enslave the masses, like tricking them into believing you need water, air or food to survive.
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04-25-2024, 01:04 PM
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Water is grosss af
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04-25-2024, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
Most liquids we consume are made up of mostly water so OP is right. Milk is 87% water and orange juice is 90% water for example

I drink milk and different juices a lot so I haven't had water by itself in years. I'm very healthy and never feel dehydrated
I'm lactose intolerant and orange juice is full of added sugars.

Originally Posted By MarioMiami305⏩
You crave water because you eat cooked foods and eat a high salt diet. Salt should be avoided at all costs.

If you ate a raw diet you would never crave water. If it all.

Maybe once a month I'll drink some spring water but that's about it.

Milk, raw meat, raw eggs hydrate you srs.
1. You say water is pointless because it flushes nutrients from your body, then you say not to eat salt when sodium is one of the many electrolytes that can be found in water to make it "hydrating". I really feel like youre just making things up at this point. Our bodies are 70% water. Yes you can get water fro fruits and veggies but I'd wager because so many metabolic processes in our bodies require water that it would be beneficial to drink straight water from time to time.

2. You must not live in a hot climate, because no amount of raw vegetables is going to quench my thirst when its 95 degrees outside, but I guarantee a tall glass of ice cold water will do the trick.
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04-25-2024, 01:59 PM
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Air is a scam too you don't need to breath it.
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04-25-2024, 02:08 PM
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04-25-2024, 02:12 PM
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Who told this **** misc is back online?
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04-25-2024, 02:15 PM
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thats why i drink beer instead
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04-25-2024, 02:16 PM
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Before you take any of OPs advice, go look at his pics, he's a weird looking skinny fat tranny, whatever he says, do the opposite.

Also keep in mind that OP will not post a pic of himself eating raw meat, just him adjacent to raw meat. I wonder why that is?
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04-25-2024, 02:18 PM
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Before you take any of OPs advice, go look at his pics, he's a weird looking skinny fat tranny, whatever he says, do the opposite.
He looked like Roger from American Dad with that FUPA.
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04-25-2024, 02:19 PM
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He looked like Roger from American Dad with that FUPA.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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04-25-2024, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Before you take any of OPs advice, go look at his pics, he's a weird looking skinny fat tranny, whatever he says, do the opposite.

Also keep in mind that OP will not post a pic of himself eating raw meat, just him adjacent to raw meat. I wonder why that is?
He consumes another raw meat to keep his face glazed and hydrated
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04-25-2024, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Before you take any of OPs advice, go look at his pics, he's a weird looking skinny fat tranny, whatever he says, do the opposite.

Also keep in mind that OP will not post a pic of himself eating raw meat, just him adjacent to raw meat. I wonder why that is?


Now your turn.
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04-25-2024, 02:24 PM
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Now your turn.

















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04-25-2024, 02:30 PM
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Mario please go to a desert with no water.

Lmao
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04-25-2024, 02:33 PM
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Don’t feed the troll
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04-25-2024, 02:34 PM
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Lmao
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04-25-2024, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted By MarioMiami305⏩


Now your turn.
Why are your nipples melting? Why do you have a fupa, why does it look like you were a jew during WW2? What's going on with that surprised facial expression? Why is one of your eyes higher on your face than the other?
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04-25-2024, 02:38 PM
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Why are your nipples melting? Why do you have a fupa, why does it look like you were a jew during WW2? What's going on with that surprised facial expression? Why is one of your eyes higher on your face than the other?
Fupa is just bloat from all the worms in his stomach
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04-25-2024, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted By MarioMiami305⏩


Now your turn.
What the hell is that lump below his sternum
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04-25-2024, 02:42 PM
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This has to be the jumping of the shark of this troll account.
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04-25-2024, 02:43 PM
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On the front page right now we have one thread about not consuming water and one about consuming nothing except for water.
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04-25-2024, 02:45 PM
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ive seen people who buy water from the dollar store then re sell it for $4 at the beach
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04-25-2024, 02:47 PM
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Why are your nipples melting? Why do you have a fupa, why does it look like you were a jew during WW2? What's going on with that surprised facial expression? Why is one of your eyes higher on your face than the other?
Shiw me the shirtless pics godfry
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04-25-2024, 02:53 PM
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Shiw me the shirtless pics godfry






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04-25-2024, 03:05 PM
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I'm on day 2 of a 1 week no-water fast

It's not going great…uuuh….doc says I need to drink some h20 but I'm on that marionami time
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04-25-2024, 03:06 PM
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lol you’re taking it too far Mario.
Primitive man would drink, the more the better. It’s good for you.
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04-25-2024, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted By MarioMiami305⏩
Shiw me the shirtless pics godfry
My shirtless pic is my avatar and I'll criticism the sh*t out of your weird looking self
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04-25-2024, 03:11 PM
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lol you’re taking it too far Mario.
Primitive man would drink, the more the better. It’s good for you.
100% wrong.
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04-25-2024, 03:14 PM
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What a stupid suggestion……

Benefits of drinking water

Water keeps every system in the body functioning properly. The Harvard Medical School Special Health Report 6-Week Plan for Health Eating notes that water has many important jobs, such as:

carrying nutrients and oxygen to your cells
flushing bacteria from your bladder
aiding digestion
preventing constipation
normalizing blood pressure
cushioning joints
protecting organs and tissues
regulating body temperature
maintaining electrolyte (sodium) balanc
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