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Thread: My girlfriend’s co worker gifted her a dildo mold of his penis

post 1705554441 08-27-2024, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted By 1Yalething⏩
Missing a scoop as always


100.00% chance he already does this and other things you can call cheating
Well it wouldn’t shock me but let’s assume it hasn’t happened yet.
post 1705554491 08-27-2024, 09:12 PM
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Well if she didn't find him attractive then she would have already reported him. The fact that she's not reporting him means she has a crush on him or at the very least finds him highly attractive.
post 1705554511 08-27-2024, 09:13 PM
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Confront him. Tell him to go **** himself.

Then proceed to **** him with his own penis dildo to assert dominance.
FL > PA
post 1705554821 08-27-2024, 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted By pyrogen⏩
where are the fkn pics? i can't jack off to this wall to text
You cant or you wont?
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post 1705554881 08-27-2024, 09:29 PM
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this is not srs

but if it was it means the girl is already getting railed by the guy and he wants her to use a mold of his dink when she's fuking her cuck boyfriend and she finds that hot.

no bueno
post 1705563581 08-28-2024, 06:02 AM
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Updates?
post 1705563861 08-28-2024, 06:10 AM
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OP making Misc's residential homosexual Jay hard as fuk over this thread.
Sig line can't be a novel
post 1705564241 08-28-2024, 06:26 AM
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Originally Posted By bongowongo⏩
OP making Misc's residential homosexual Jay hard as fuk over this thread.
Pretty sure there's more than one
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post 1705564341 08-28-2024, 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Roldz⏩
Confront him. Tell him to go **** himself.

Then proceed to **** him with his own penis dildo to assert dominance.
this.id beat the chit out of him and dump that whore.ded fkn srs
post 1705564361 08-28-2024, 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted By pondus_levo⏩
Just LOL at leaving your own house when you did nothing wrong. Bish belongs on the sidewalk.
That's what I thought was the funniest part of it. I'm so mad at her, I'm going to leave my own home. LOL at pussies too afraid to kick the twat to the curb.
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post 1705564411 08-28-2024, 06:34 AM
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I think OP is having some fun

however - hypothetically - this is a bold move by the co-worker. you might get fired, but you might get your office crush to break up with her bf and let you slip in....
post 1705564481 08-28-2024, 06:39 AM
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post 1705564521 08-28-2024, 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted By mgftp⏩
I found it in her car still in the tube after she got home from work and I left in it to get cigarettes. At first I thought she picked it up for us to make with me and just wanted to surprise me or something but then i opened it and realized it had already been made. And this sucker was fat. I’m thinking wtf so I go inside and asked her who made it and she got all nervous and red in the face like she always does when she feels guilty about something so my alarm bells are ringing big time at this point.

I demanded an explanation over and over again about where she got it and who made it for her and finally she tells me that her friend from work gave it to her as a gag gift and it’s no big deal, I told her if that’s true then she needs to report him to hr and get his ass fired which she refuses to do so I said today that I’m taking some space away from her for a while and now I’m staying at my dads house. I think it’s super weird this guy feels close enough to my girlfriend of two years to give her a gift like this even as a joke… so my red flags are firing at the moment for sure. And she refuses to report a clear sexual harassment violation at work which to me means she’s either protecting him or at best humoring this **** which I don’t like and I’ve told her that.

Every time I try telling her how I feel about this it turns into an argument and she says I’m overreacting about a harmless joke and it’s not that big of a deal. And her and her friends have been blowing up my phone tonight and im freaking out over nothing. Am I overreacting?
She is trying to tell you she wants to peg you with it, duuuuuu.
post 1705564841 08-28-2024, 06:57 AM
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Bro you're being such a drama queen lmao be alpha. Alpha's just don't get phased by this sort of thing. Maintain your frame and stay on your purpose.
post 1705565101 08-28-2024, 07:14 AM
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gg op
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post 1705565131 08-28-2024, 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted By mgftp⏩
I found it in her car still in the tube after she got home from work and I left in it to get cigarettes. At first I thought she picked it up for us to make with me and just wanted to surprise me or something but then i opened it and realized it had already been made. And this sucker was fat. I’m thinking wtf so I go inside and asked her who made it and she got all nervous and red in the face like she always does when she feels guilty about something so my alarm bells are ringing big time at this point.

I demanded an explanation over and over again about where she got it and who made it for her and finally she tells me that her friend from work gave it to her as a gag gift and it’s no big deal, I told her if that’s true then she needs to report him to hr and get his ass fired which she refuses to do so I said today that I’m taking some space away from her for a while and now I’m staying at my dads house. I think it’s super weird this guy feels close enough to my girlfriend of two years to give her a gift like this even as a joke… so my red flags are firing at the moment for sure. And she refuses to report a clear sexual harassment violation at work which to me means she’s either protecting him or at best humoring this **** which I don’t like and I’ve told her that.

Every time I try telling her how I feel about this it turns into an argument and she says I’m overreacting about a harmless joke and it’s not that big of a deal. And her and her friends have been blowing up my phone tonight and im freaking out over nothing. Am I overreacting?
Its over for u kid. Lmfao lil man “ur gf” is somebody elses cum dumpster now
post 1705565231 08-28-2024, 07:19 AM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
can confirm, I am coworker
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post 1705565261 08-28-2024, 07:22 AM
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U confront the co worker and go NC on ur gf. Srs.
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post 1705565291 08-28-2024, 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
Bro you're being such a drama queen lmao be alpha. Alpha's just don't get phased by this sort of thing. Maintain your frame and stay on your purpose.
I hope your not srs
post 1705565331 08-28-2024, 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted By HayZues
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OPs gf can give the fat c*ck to this guy so his wife can show how much of a cuck he is
post 1705565371 08-28-2024, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted By JUSA⏩
Is this a satire joke thread? No hate on the OP, but he strikes me as a Harris/Walz kind of guy, so I can't say for sure if this is a goof or not.

If srs OP, dude. Dude. Duuuuude. Come on.
It's a copy pasta from Reddit. Whether it's serious on Reddit or not, I don't know, but it's more likely there than here.
post 1705565431 08-28-2024, 07:29 AM
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My dink is probably 5 inches or even more
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post 1705565451 08-28-2024, 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted By benedetto27⏩
Imagine letting your woman work in the office and knowing that M-F 9-5 all those slim Jim's are trying get in those pants using every trick known to man. Brootal.

can confirm
at my point my office was full of 22-27 year old hbbs with boyfriends and husbands, I had a girl at the time but they didnt care. Smashed the hottest ones in their cars after happy hours. The married one was the biggest sloot and would drag the ones with boyfriends into her degeneracy so she didnt have to feel guilty alone.

literally.
happy hours turns into drinks somewhere else, turns into drinks somewhere else. I am taking turns with them in the backseat of one of their cars while both of their men are blowing up their phones.
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post 1705565841 08-28-2024, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Techriding101⏩
can confirm
at my point my office was full of 22-27 year old hbbs with boyfriends and husbands, I had a girl at the time but they didnt care. Smashed the hottest ones in their cars after happy hours. The married one was the biggest sloot and would drag the ones with boyfriends into her degeneracy so she didnt have to feel guilty alone.

literally.
happy hours turns into drinks somewhere else, turns into drinks somewhere else. I am taking turns with them in the backseat of one of their cars while both of their men are blowing up their phones.
sloots goona sloot
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post 1705567271 08-28-2024, 08:26 AM
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If this story is even remotely true...

That guy is ****ing your girl because that's a wild as **** gift to give someone. and the fact she accepted it is disrespectful as **** too. And your a bitch for contacting HR and not confronting the guy. break up with her but just know she has a cock to land on. that shes probably already been landing on
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post 1705567861 08-28-2024, 08:41 AM
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this post has reddit vibes
post 1705568151 08-28-2024, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted By anonkunbrah⏩
this post has reddit vibes
Or gmiscer
post 1705568521 08-28-2024, 08:58 AM
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Don't report the dude.

Your issue is with your GF. I wouldn't care if my wife of GF went out with coworkers but giving her a custom mold dildo of his junk, that's way over the line.
post 1705568561 08-28-2024, 08:58 AM
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Thank you for making this thread OP! I always have trouble picking our Christmas gifts for my office manager. She'll enjoy this year for sure.
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Smack City resolved the Ass

I called company and spoke to HR representative Karen of butthole. I told her to keep her bish ass out of personal matters and that neither timothy or sloot had issue with mold of his micro penor, and the whole issue was domestic and not company related. She said "who the F are you to tell me anything you good for nothing loser?" I said "bish I'm smack of city of ass you better recognize." Well, bish recognized. Smack city bish
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