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post 10000156199 05-07-2026, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Son. You're addicted to horsecock. It's making you crazy. You need to go cold turkey. Turkeys don't have cocks, so you should be safe.
Dude ive never even seen a fucking horse cock.
Its just a MENTAL ACRONYM SYNONYM.
I am the horsecock. Horsecock is me
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post 10000156206 05-07-2026, 10:34 AM
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I don't have an alarm i wake up naturally when the sun is up around 7 am because I'm not a cuck disconnected from the natural world
post 10000156209 05-07-2026, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted By suave2000⏩
I don't have an alarm i wake up naturally when the sun is up around 7 am because I'm not a cuck disconnected from the natural world
in the summer months i need to wake up at 4am to beat the heat. besides, ur a fucken communist. that immediately makes u inferior.. could possibly be brown too
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post 10000156211 05-07-2026, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted By piramparam⏩
Dude ive never even seen a fucking horse cock.
Its just a MENTAL ACRONYM SYNONYM.
I am the horsecock. Horsecock is in me
That can't be healthy.

Originally Posted By Sigmund_Evil⏩
in the summer months i need to wake up at 4am to beat the heat. besides, ur a fucken communist. that immediately makes u inferior.. could possibly be brown too
I'm brown. I have Central AC. Lol. I wake up at about 7:30-8am.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000156218 05-07-2026, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
That can't be healthy.



I'm brown. I have Central AC. Lol. I wake up at about 7:30-8am.
the whiteness in u has been your guiding light. u been blessed
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post 10000156220 05-07-2026, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
That can't be healthy.



I'm brown. I have Central AC. Lol. I wake up at about 7:30-8am.
Apologize to john v or else
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post 10000156221 05-07-2026, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted By piramparam⏩
Apologize to john v or else
I'll apologize once he gets a real job.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000156227 05-07-2026, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
I'll apologize once he gets a real job.
Ill see what i can do
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post 10000156229 05-07-2026, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
I'll apologize once he gets a real job.
john v could beat ur ass
Trust me when I say, the FEDs are watching.

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post 10000156255 05-07-2026, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
I'll apologize once he gets a real job.
Its because you're brown, he assumes you should play a subordinate role to whites and apologize when told to.
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post 10000156280 05-07-2026, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted By AnabolicMind⏩
Why would any moron set their alarm to listen to anything or anyone??? Clown generation of mental illness.
Another brain dead take from our resident boomer with cte
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post 10000156467 05-07-2026, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Sigmund_Evil⏩
john v could beat ur ass
At eating sure. At fighting, no. I wouldn't even swing at him. I'd just gently move out of the way and he'd tumble over, then I would throw a saddle (a saddle made for a pygmy elephant) on him and ride him into the sunset, no homo.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000156487 05-07-2026, 01:15 PM
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post 10000156527 05-07-2026, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
At eating sure. At fighting, no. I wouldn't even swing at him. I'd just gently move out of the way and he'd tumble over, then I would throw a saddle (a saddle made for a pygmy elephant) on him and ride him into the sunset, no homo.
You're making a bold assumption thinking I could carry your fat @ss.
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post 10000156598 05-07-2026, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
You're making a bold assumption thinking I could carry your fat @ss.
Can you squat 250lbs? You can eat that much, so squatting that should be nothing.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000156609 05-07-2026, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Can you squat 250lbs? You can eat that much, so squatting that should be nothing.
I havent lifted in almost a year.
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