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post 10000153467 05-05-2026, 01:45 PM
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If you don't have your morning alarm set to JOCKO motivational speeches

ur a gay ass ****** srs

goggins tier ******
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post 10000153471 05-05-2026, 01:50 PM
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I like to call having a morning alarm a cuck alarm.

Sleep is the most important thing for health, performance and well being.

Just LOL at having some man made device interrupt the most important activity you can do so you can wake up on time (literally damaging your health) to go work for your corporate overlords to help them produce more shit society doesn’t need.

I sleep with the sun and I rise with the sun.

Also lol at hustle culture phags like jocko and goggins
post 10000153480 05-05-2026, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
I like to call having a morning alarm a cuck alarm.

Sleep is the most important thing for health, performance and well being.

Just LOL at having some man made device interrupt the most important activity you can do so you can wake up on time (literally damaging your health) to go work for your corporate overlords to help them produce more shit society doesn’t need.

I sleep with the sun and I rise with the sun.

Also lol at hustle culture phags like jocko and goggins
This. There are repackaging generic advice we've known for thousands of years using their navy seal background as some sort of boosting factor
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post 10000153483 05-05-2026, 01:58 PM
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Jocko is a loser. Yeah fight to make the country better to be run to the ground by jews, jeéts, and nigs.
post 10000153485 05-05-2026, 01:59 PM
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Why would any moron set their alarm to listen to anything or anyone??? Clown generation of mental illness.
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post 10000154182 05-06-2026, 04:51 AM
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Originally Posted By AnabolicMind⏩
Why would any moron set their alarm to listen to anything or anyone??? Clown generation of mental illness.
says the fucken boomer who posts close up pictures of his junk in speedos lol

jesus fucken christ boyo. clearly u arent on that hustle. i wake up @ 3am like the rock dwayne jobson. damn old hippy ******
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post 10000154186 05-06-2026, 04:58 AM
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I have mine with David Goggins
post 10000154192 05-06-2026, 05:17 AM
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What kinda fagg0t wakes up to the sound of another man’s voice?
post 10000154198 05-06-2026, 05:28 AM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
What kinda fagg0t wakes up to the sound of another man’s voice?
shut up nger you wear jorts, high top nogger sneakers and visor hats
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post 10000154200 05-06-2026, 05:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
This. There are repackaging generic advice we've known for thousands of years using their navy seal background as some sort of boosting factor
Jocko's advice is legit. It's all about personal responsibility and taking ownership of your failures instead of making excuses. This is in sharp contrast to retards like Goggins.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000154207 05-06-2026, 05:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Sigmund_Evil⏩
shut up nger you wear jorts, high top nogger sneakers and visor hats
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post 10000154209 05-06-2026, 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Jocko's advice is legit. It's all about personal responsibility and taking ownership of your failures instead of making excuses. This is in sharp contrast to retards **** Goggins.
So what youre saying is the white guy is better than the blck guy?
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post 10000154211 05-06-2026, 05:53 AM
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Imagine setting an alarm.


Gotta make it to work on time otherwise some man is going to try to make you feel bad about yourself because corporate greed…
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post 10000154214 05-06-2026, 06:03 AM
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Originally Posted By piramparam⏩
So what youre saying is the white guy is better than the blck guy?
Yes. What's your point?
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000154244 05-06-2026, 07:00 AM
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This is my morning alarm

post 10000154256 05-06-2026, 07:11 AM
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post 10000154257 05-06-2026, 07:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Jocko's advice is legit. It's all about personal responsibility and taking ownership of your failures instead of making excuses. This is in sharp contrast to retards like Goggins.
That's kind of my point, that's pretty basic. That's a lesson your father should have taught you when you're eight. Otherwise you get john v
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post 10000154261 05-06-2026, 07:13 AM
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Only plebs who have never put one solid fuck on the scoreboard need that.
-Pull your head out of your ass and wipe the shit off your eyes.
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post 10000154263 05-06-2026, 07:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
That's kind of my point, that's pretty basic. That's a lesson your father should have taught you when you're eight. Otherwise you get john v
Johnvee ate his father.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000154311 05-06-2026, 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
I wake up to Hitler speeches. In Deutsch. And I 100% understand them.
based. this is what i fall asleep to
Trust me when I say, the FEDs are watching.

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post 10000154409 05-06-2026, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
I wake up to Hitler speeches. In Deutsch. And I 100% understand them.
based. This is what I dream about after falling asleep and until I wake up.
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post 10000154447 05-06-2026, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted By AllLifter⏩
based. This is what I dream about after falling asleep and until I wake up.
this is a good one to fall asleep too as well



puts me right out
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post 10000154449 05-06-2026, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Johnvee ate his father.
My father is a lot more overweight than me, just another person who gets gaslighted into thinking their normal when they're not.

My parents never taught me anything.
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post 10000154810 05-06-2026, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
My father is a lot more overweight than me, just another person who gets gaslighted into thinking their normal when they're not.

My parents never taught me anything.
I mean, they taught you how to eat. Lol.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
I mean, they taught you how to eat. Lol.
Like fuck they did, most days I didnt eat, that was why I was 105 lbs at 6 feet tall when I was 18, why would you be drawing attention to how fat I am now anyway, you're basically just as fat as me.
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post 10000154818 05-06-2026, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Like fuck they did, most days I didnt eat, that was why I was 105 lbs at 6 feet tall when I was 18, why would you bedrawing attention to how fat I am now anyway, you're basically just as fat as me.
Not even close. Even at my fattest I was nowhere near as fat as you.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Not even close. Even at my fattest I was nowhere near as fat as you.
Yeah okay troll, I remember the picture of you standing in the bathroom in your boxers, I got no problem with you being overweight if thats what you want for yourself.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Not even close. Even at my fattest I was nowhere near as fat as you.
John, take a shirtless so we can compare to Godfrd! Prove him wrong!!
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
John, take a shirtless so we can compare to Godfrd! Prove him wrong!!
Yes Johnvee, prove me wrong.

Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Yeah okay troll, I remember the picture of you standing in the bathroom in your boxers, I got no problem with you being overweight if thats what you want for yourself.
If you looked like that, children wouldn't be running from you at the park.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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