Are you guys delusional about your ages?
06-12-2026, 09:13 AM
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I turned 30 in May and a 24 year old woman sent me a rose on Hinge with a message about how she wants to date an older man who has his life together, I got double offended because 30 isn't old but I also don't have my life together
fuck bros
fuck bros
Have fun and be yourself :-)
06-12-2026, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted By CocoaButterMage⏩
Try being 36 and not having your life together
I turned 30 in May and a 24 year old woman sent me a rose on Hinge with a message about how she wants to date an older man who has his life together, I got double offended because 30 isn't old but I also don't have my life together
fuck bros
fuck bros
Be grateful of being only 30 brah
Would do anything to be 30 again
06-12-2026, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
no thanks lmfao
Try being 36 and not having your life together
Have fun and be yourself :-)
06-12-2026, 09:19 AM
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06-12-2026, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
What is stopping you from having it together?
Try being 36 and not having your life together
Be grateful of being only 30 brah
Would do anything to be 30 again
Be grateful of being only 30 brah
Would do anything to be 30 again
06-12-2026, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
Yea i still get hit in by younger girls in mid to late 20s but i dint pursue it because im not where i want to be in life.
Yeah man you look pretty young tbh and good head of hair
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I’m 36 and look 50
Jelly as fuck
I’m 36 and look 50
I gave up around 4-5 years ago.
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06-12-2026, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted By cuminmebro⏩
The ability to say no
What is stopping you from having it together?
Too much of a people pleaser …being able to say no to distractions like going out and partying etc is the most important thing in life imo
A weekend bender here and there compounds and after 36 years you definitely see the effects
06-12-2026, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted By MarioMiami305⏩
Too real
Yea i still get hit in by younger girls in mid to late 20s but i dint pursue it because im not where i want to be in life.
I gave up around 4-5 years ago.
I gave up around 4-5 years ago.
06-12-2026, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
A few months ago I went to the drugstore. Parked right out front. When I got out of my car I saw a sign that said "55+ parking".
Figured this would be a relevant question since the only people who would be on an artifact of the great misc forums would be 33-39
I’ll be swiping on hinge and be matched with a 31 year old
And in my mind I’ll think “wow so old”
But then I’ll realize I’m 5 years older.
I’ll be swiping on hinge and be matched with a 31 year old
And in my mind I’ll think “wow so old”
But then I’ll realize I’m 5 years older.
In my head I was like "fuck that shit; I'm not moving my car".
Then I realized I am 58.
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06-12-2026, 09:45 AM
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Tried to rep you for a good thread Brad, but I guess I'm on spread.
I turn 46 later this year. I think I feel about my age. Maybe a little delusional when I play basketball. Sometimes I forget I can't jump anymore, and I tweaked my angle trying to sprint to defend a fast break this morning. I think I get hurt more from trying to sprint hard more often than anything else. Usually, it's a pulled muscle.
I have old man stresses now - older kids pulling away, medical stuff, keeping a business afloat, etc.
I have a wonderful family and a good career. I feel blessed overall. I have old man regrets though. Sometimes wish I'd picked a different career that paid better. My grades were good enough that I could have done anything. Engineering is a good, honorable job and I feel like I accomplish some good every day.
I turn 46 later this year. I think I feel about my age. Maybe a little delusional when I play basketball. Sometimes I forget I can't jump anymore, and I tweaked my angle trying to sprint to defend a fast break this morning. I think I get hurt more from trying to sprint hard more often than anything else. Usually, it's a pulled muscle.
I have old man stresses now - older kids pulling away, medical stuff, keeping a business afloat, etc.
I have a wonderful family and a good career. I feel blessed overall. I have old man regrets though. Sometimes wish I'd picked a different career that paid better. My grades were good enough that I could have done anything. Engineering is a good, honorable job and I feel like I accomplish some good every day.
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06-12-2026, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted By FarmersSon⏩
So funny you mention jumping
Tried to rep you for a good thread Brad, but I guess I'm on spread.
I turn 46 later this year. I think I feel about my age. Maybe a little delusional when I play basketball. Sometimes I forget I can't jump anymore, and I tweaked my angle trying to sprint to defend a fast break this morning. I think I get hurt more from trying to sprint hard more often than anything else. Usually, it's a pulled muscle.
I have old man stresses now - older kids pulling away, medical stuff, keeping a business afloat, etc.
I have a wonderful family and a good career. I feel blessed overall. I have old man regrets though. Sometimes wish I'd picked a different career that paid better. My grades were good enough that I could have done anything. Engineering is a good, honorable job and I feel like I accomplish some good every day.
I turn 46 later this year. I think I feel about my age. Maybe a little delusional when I play basketball. Sometimes I forget I can't jump anymore, and I tweaked my angle trying to sprint to defend a fast break this morning. I think I get hurt more from trying to sprint hard more often than anything else. Usually, it's a pulled muscle.
I have old man stresses now - older kids pulling away, medical stuff, keeping a business afloat, etc.
I have a wonderful family and a good career. I feel blessed overall. I have old man regrets though. Sometimes wish I'd picked a different career that paid better. My grades were good enough that I could have done anything. Engineering is a good, honorable job and I feel like I accomplish some good every day.
I was shooting around a basketball with my mom and sister the other day and I went to try and hang off the rim
Holy shit my mind thought I could make it but my body couldn’t lmao
Wasn’t even close
06-12-2026, 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
I know those feels.
So funny you mention jumping
I was shooting around a basketball with my mom and sister the other day and I went to try and hang off the rim
Holy shit my mind thought I could make it but my body couldn’t lmao
Wasn’t even close
I was shooting around a basketball with my mom and sister the other day and I went to try and hang off the rim
Holy shit my mind thought I could make it but my body couldn’t lmao
Wasn’t even close
I still get off the ground decent for an old guy, but only if I have all day for the gather. I used to be able to get up in the air so fast.
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06-12-2026, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
Who are these people who you are pleasing? Family? Close Friends? Drinking buddies? Random people?
The ability to say no
Too much of a people pleaser …being able to say no to distractions like going out and partying etc is the most important thing in life imo
A weekend bender here and there compounds and after 36 years you definitely see the effects
Too much of a people pleaser …being able to say no to distractions like going out and partying etc is the most important thing in life imo
A weekend bender here and there compounds and after 36 years you definitely see the effects
What is that you want to do, or need to do, that partying gets in the way of? What is important to you?
06-12-2026, 10:10 AM
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31 and starting to get feels. However I have taken great care of my self and get told I look young. That's the benefit of being male, your biological clock has a 10 year buffer compared to women in terms of reproduction. However, I can easily see my 31 year old self justifying not being in a serious relationship and then all of sudden its the same arguments, but I'm 41. Thin ice.
Feels good mane being where I want to be financially and health wise though, many 31 year olds already feel defeated in these two very important aspects of being a suitable partner.
Feels good mane being where I want to be financially and health wise though, many 31 year olds already feel defeated in these two very important aspects of being a suitable partner.
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06-12-2026, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
You sure it isn't because you wake up to living in the backwoods of PA everyday?
Some days I just welcome death when my bones ache, or just a bs day at work. Maybe indifferent is a better word. Losing my hair..like wtf. I always prided myself in my full head if hair.
06-12-2026, 11:06 AM
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06-12-2026, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Same lol fml
No one even says they like me
It’s over
It’s over
06-12-2026, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted By SaltyDog920⏩
If i were in florida, i'd already be roped. Besides, Pa weather allows you to use air fryers damn near all year round. Florida is too hot.
You sure it isn't because you wake up to living in the backwoods of PA everyday?
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06-12-2026, 01:50 PM
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i just wish i had more time as a young man
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06-12-2026, 01:53 PM
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Yeah kind of...the worst part is the years keep going faster and faster - then the thoughts of your own mortality, and the realization of how short and insignificant our lifespans (like we think of Ancient Rome being a really long time ago, but...then consider that Earth is Billions of years old - and the universe itself even older...not to mention the KNOWN universe is 93 Billion lightyears across) are can really set in and cause to ruminate.
You aren't even a blink in the overall timeline, and what little bit of time you have is quickly passing you by (though I have hard time believing that this is all we get and it's lights out forever, but that's a whole other topic).
You aren't even a blink in the overall timeline, and what little bit of time you have is quickly passing you by (though I have hard time believing that this is all we get and it's lights out forever, but that's a whole other topic).
06-12-2026, 02:27 PM
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I'm in the camp of aging with grace. I have a ton of gray hair and I'm not gonna dye it. Once I start getting wrinkles and going bald, I'll embrace that as well.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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