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Thread: Pregnant chick at work sexually assaulted me because of GLOW (srs)

post 1443769001 05-23-2016, 05:36 PM
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post 1443770161 05-23-2016, 05:41 PM
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i like how u called her husband a manlet when youre 5'9
post 1443770751 05-23-2016, 05:46 PM
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If this is true I almost can't take it.



Woman is pregnant and engaged and is STILL a sloot.
post 1443770931 05-23-2016, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
So this female co-worker who is pregnant and I are maybe slightly more than acquaintances, although a year or so ago she was flirtatious with me -- but I chalked it up to personality. This sloot is 32 weeks pregnant and engaged to the father (5'5" dude, seems cool). Her and I were walking to the elevator discussing having children, etc. and as we entered the elevator she said something about her belly being huge/gross.

Trying to be nice, I said something along the lines of "Haha, you have that nice motherly glow, though. You look good!"

In a moment that I can only describe as unfathomable to my imagination, she leans in and grabs my face and kisses me right on the mouth with tongue. She said "oh my God I'm so sorry" and waddled off the elevator as fast as she could when we got to the floor.

Wtf misc? I didn't even get a chance to say anything and I just avoided her all night.

Cliffs:
- pregnant sloot who I think use to crush on me
- 32 weeks preggo, engaged to manlet cuck
- She talks about her ugly sloot belly
- I try to WK her and tell her that she has a motherly glow
- I get sexually assaulted

pWally, I blame this on you and your glow topic getting stuck in my damn head.

So a pregnant tranny carrying a cool malet's baby gave you a kiss after you complimented her glow...?

Well done, good sir, well done.


Edit: No, I dont actually think this is a tranny.
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post 1443771201 05-23-2016, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Virus4762⏩
Why the F was I negged for this statement?
Because you though those dots were really on her face...
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post 1443771951 05-23-2016, 05:52 PM
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this just proves the power of glow.

it can be the killer insult to dry all vaginas or the best compliment to turn them into niagra falls.
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post 1443772331 05-23-2016, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Adnim⏩
OP Get the security cam footage from the elevator before it's written over.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^this^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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post 1443772671 05-23-2016, 05:56 PM
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Probably already said...but she can't get pregnant twice!
post 1443775241 05-23-2016, 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
1. This happened.

2. Report her for sexual harassment.

3. HHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGG would smash don't care how pregnant she is (actually the pregnancy thing is a plus).

4. This glow thing is getting old already.
post 1443775611 05-23-2016, 06:13 PM
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If u don't smash u a *******
post 1443776521 05-23-2016, 06:18 PM
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judging by avi and rep power, i believe op
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post 1443778491 05-23-2016, 06:28 PM
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post 1443817571 05-23-2016, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted By mysterylifter⏩
i like how u called her husband a manlet when youre 5'9
lol you guys are killing me with this
yes 5'9" is manlet status, but it's also a pretty average height. 5'5" is a rare thing to see in a non-Asian male in my experience

1.) I am also married, so I am not smashing this chick. If I was single then I'd be highly tempted
2.) No cameras on elevator.
3.) Yes she is pretty, but she wears so much makeup when she kissed me it's all I could smell.
4.) I feel like escalating this will only corner her like a glowing pitbull to attack

also, my wife is fuming mad over the whole incident and wants to know why she felt comfortable kissing me, thinks I must have done something to encourage it -- and wants to know why I even said anything about her "glow"
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post 1443818341 05-23-2016, 09:49 PM
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It was the hormones bra, this wont hold up in court. In fact this is your fault
post 1443820161 05-23-2016, 10:01 PM
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[QUOTE=mysterylifter post_id=1443770161]i like how u called her husband a manlet when youre 5'9[/QUOTE]
Strong this.


[QUOTE=axiom15 post_id=1443778491][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7phvWqM.gif[/IM[/QUOTE]Haha, lol. Negged, *******. You think Vaggie needs to lie around here?

[QUOTE=Turbomunkey post_id=1443818341]It was the hormones bra, this wont hold up in court. In fact this is your fault[/QUOTE]Veggie, TM is right here. Not the regular TM, Turbo Monkey. TFW, miss TM posts.
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post 1443820241 05-23-2016, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
lol you guys are killing me with this
yes 5'9" is manlet status, but it's also a pretty average height. 5'5" is a rare thing to see in a non-Asian male in my experience

1.) I am also married, so I am not smashing this chick. If I was single then I'd be highly tempted
2.) No cameras on elevator.
3.) Yes she is pretty, but she wears so much makeup when she kissed me it's all I could smell.
4.) I feel like escalating this will only corner her like a glowing pitbull to attack

also,my wife is fuming mad over the whole incidentand wants to know why she felt comfortable kissing me, thinks I must have done something to encourage it -- and wants to know why I even said anything about her "glow"
Why in the seven hells would you tell your wife about this?? Congrats, she'll never let you live this down...ever!
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Originally Posted By MoeBettuh⏩
Strong this.




Haha, lol. Negged, *******. You think Vaggie needs to lie around here?



Veggie, TM is right here. Not the regular TM, Turbo Monkey. TFW, miss TM posts.
Moe, I always speak the truth. Note the OPs post written right above mine

also, my wife is fuming mad over the whole incident and wants to know why she felt comfortable kissing me, thinks I must have done something to encourage it -- and wants to know why I even said anything about her "glow"
post 1443821541 05-23-2016, 10:10 PM
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[QUOTE=veggie530 post_id=1443746321]So this female co-worker who is pregnant and I are maybe slightly more than acquaintances, although a year or so ago she was flirtatious with me -- but I chalked it up to personality. This sloot is 32 weeks pregnant and engaged to the father (5'5" dude, seems cool). Her and I were walking to the elevator discussing having children, etc. and as we entered the elevator she said something about her belly being huge/gross.

Trying to be nice, I said something along the lines of "Haha, you have that nice motherly glow, though. You look good!"

In a moment that I can only describe as unfathomable to my imagination, she leans in and grabs my face and kisses me right on the mouth with tongue. She said "oh my God I'm so sorry" and waddled off the elevator as fast as she could when we got to the floor.

Wtf misc? I didn't even get a chance to say anything and I just avoided her all night.

Cliffs:
- pregnant sloot who I think use to crush on me
- 32 weeks preggo, engaged to manlet cuck
- She talks about her ugly sloot belly
- I try to WK her and tell her that she has a motherly glow
- I get sexually assaulted

[b]pWally, I blame this on you and your glow topic getting stuck in my damn head.[/b]

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post 1443822211 05-23-2016, 10:14 PM
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Lmao gotta be a roll bread. Either that or your wife is gonna tell you tyrone accidently put his dik in your wifes mouth
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post 1443823211 05-23-2016, 10:21 PM
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Pregnant women are the horniest fukkers on the planet, they're at the same level as a 14yo boy most of the time.
I break into old ladies' homes, steal biscuits from their tins and replace them with sewing materials for maximum grandkid confusion.
post 1443824281 05-23-2016, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted By 5htp⏩
Pregnant women are the horniest fukkers on the planet, they're at the same level as a 14yo boy most of the time.
I've heard about this before, but wtf... at a hospital. The grossest, most non-romantic place in the world other than maybe a morgue.

And for those wondering why I told my wife... what if I DIDN'T tell her and she somehow found out? Sloots have few boundaries with craziness, what if this chick goes swimfan on me from her embarrassment and somehow finds a way to contact my wife? we are ******** friends
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post 1443824501 05-23-2016, 10:30 PM
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So this glow horse chit is the new 3-month spam?

Cool...
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post 1443824921 05-23-2016, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted By bobbydigitaloa⏩
So this glow horse chit is the new 3-month spam?

Cool...
This is only a 20% glow thread. The pregnant glow was a thing long before pWally made his observations. Without the glow aspect the thread still happens and I'm still bewildered/assaulted

tfw a IRL thing happens and it makes you think of the misc

also, in after MFC invasion
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post 1443825311 05-23-2016, 10:35 PM
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Haha, you have that nice motherly glow, though. You look good!
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Originally Posted By whitepaper⏩
Repped for coming through with pics and not being a *******
I know how to misc
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1 Mile: 6:45 (PR: 5:52)
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
lol you guys are killing me with this
yes 5'9" is manlet status, but it's also a pretty average height.5'5" is a rare thing to see in a non-Asian male in my experience

1.) I am also married, so I am not smashing this chick. If I was single then I'd be highly tempted
2.) No cameras on elevator.
3.) Yes she is pretty, but she wears so much makeup when she kissed me it's all I could smell.
4.) I feel like escalating this will only corner her like a glowing pitbull to attack

also, my wife is fuming mad over the whole incident and wants to know why she felt comfortable kissing me, thinks I must have done something to encourage it -- and wants to know why I even said anything about her "glow"
u wot m7+1

It's rare for white people/ blacks
post 1443834451 05-23-2016, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted By shortythree⏩
u wot m7+1

It's rare for white people and blacks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Templa...ound_the_world

I just report the science
August 2023:
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DL: 405 x 1 (PR); Trap Bar DL: 405 x 1
OHP: 185 x 3 (PR), 135 x 16
Chins: 22(PR) Pushups: 83 (PR: 101)
1 Mile: 6:45 (PR: 5:52)
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got my dick sucked from telling a hoe her butt glow
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