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post 1443746321 05-23-2016, 03:07 PM
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Pregnant chick at work sexually assaulted me because of GLOW (srs)

So this female co-worker who is pregnant and I are maybe slightly more than acquaintances, although a year or so ago she was flirtatious with me -- but I chalked it up to personality. This sloot is 32 weeks pregnant and engaged to the father (5'5" dude, seems cool). Her and I were walking to the elevator discussing having children, etc. and as we entered the elevator she said something about her belly being huge/gross.

Trying to be nice, I said something along the lines of "Haha, you have that nice motherly glow, though. You look good!"

In a moment that I can only describe as unfathomable to my imagination, she leans in and grabs my face and kisses me right on the mouth with tongue. She said "oh my God I'm so sorry" and waddled off the elevator as fast as she could when we got to the floor.

Wtf misc? I didn't even get a chance to say anything and I just avoided her all night.

Cliffs:
- pregnant sloot who I think use to crush on me
- 32 weeks preggo, engaged to manlet cuck
- She talks about her ugly sloot belly
- I try to WK her and tell her that she has a motherly glow
- I get sexually assaulted

pWally, I blame this on you and your glow topic getting stuck in my damn head.

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post 1443746441 05-23-2016, 03:08 PM
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This happened
post 1443746581 05-23-2016, 03:08 PM
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Creampie her.
post 1443746771 05-23-2016, 03:10 PM
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sloots gon sloot
post 1443746841 05-23-2016, 03:10 PM
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Sue her boyo, she didint give u a BJ or anything so fk her, get her fired and get some cash for what she made you go through ( sexual assault)
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post 1443746911 05-23-2016, 03:11 PM
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Good luck with the kid OP, and the new wife you just acquired.
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post 1443747001 05-23-2016, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted By moldoo⏩
This happened
This is not a troll. I've trolled before and openly admitted it.

This is a legit story that happened last night.
August 2023:
BW: 194
B: 315 x 3, 225 x 14 (PR: 335)
S: 315 x 2, 225 x 18 (PR's)
DL: 405 x 1 (PR); Trap Bar DL: 405 x 1
OHP: 185 x 3 (PR), 135 x 16
Chins: 22(PR) Pushups: 83 (PR: 101)
1 Mile: 6:45 (PR: 5:52)
post 1443747021 05-23-2016, 03:11 PM
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post 1443747071 05-23-2016, 03:11 PM
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can confirm, i am the baby inside her.
post 1443747191 05-23-2016, 03:12 PM
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Sloots gonna sloot even with another mans cum spawn in her. Imagine how long she's been wanting to do that and how much ( in that moment) regretted having this mans child and not banging you when she still had her glow.
post 1443747411 05-23-2016, 03:13 PM
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What would you have done if it was a dude doing that OP
post 1443747551 05-23-2016, 03:14 PM
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Realtea or fanta sea?
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post 1443747661 05-23-2016, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Bizeeeybrah⏩
What would you have done if it was a dude doing that OP
I'd call a code gray on him (hospital -- code gray = security plz respond)
Originally Posted By Tornach⏩
Realtea or fanta sea?
This is legit. I don't know wtf she was thinking/feeling but obviously felt like a total idiot immediately after

I also feel bad that I didn't address it with her instead of avoiding her the rest of the night. I just didn't know wtf to say

Also, her fiance is an EMT so he shows up to our work like 4-5 times a night bringing patients and I'm there for all of them. I'm going to see him regularly after this and her too
August 2023:
BW: 194
B: 315 x 3, 225 x 14 (PR: 335)
S: 315 x 2, 225 x 18 (PR's)
DL: 405 x 1 (PR); Trap Bar DL: 405 x 1
OHP: 185 x 3 (PR), 135 x 16
Chins: 22(PR) Pushups: 83 (PR: 101)
1 Mile: 6:45 (PR: 5:52)
post 1443747821 05-23-2016, 03:16 PM
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post 1443748221 05-23-2016, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted By RainingBlood⏩
Creampie her.
This. wtf brah.
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post 1443748251 05-23-2016, 03:18 PM
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motherly glow

fukkin LMAO
post 1443748731 05-23-2016, 03:22 PM
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Sexual assault and harassment. Report her asap and consult lawyers. This could be a payday. Very serious...assuming this is a real story
post 1443749551 05-23-2016, 03:26 PM
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I'm pretty sure pregnant women are A - extremely insecure and feel gross all day, B - extremely horny due to crazy hormones. So the fact that she used to crush on you combined with you giving her that little bit of WKing put her over the top?

And that HBB got engaged to a manlet?
post 1443750301 05-23-2016, 03:31 PM
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she can't get double pregnant nomsayin?
post 1443750531 05-23-2016, 03:33 PM
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You want too see where that chit goes, don't be awkward about it. Then you have a choice to either phuck that Sloot or be a good boi and tell her husband. You choice.
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post 1443750851 05-23-2016, 03:36 PM
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post 1443751001 05-23-2016, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted By residesinAZ⏩
she can't get double pregnant nomsayin?
Whut do you think twins are moran
post 1443751021 05-23-2016, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
Strategically placed dot on chin, imagine getting noogied by that!
post 1443751181 05-23-2016, 03:38 PM
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Aware her husband OP.

That could be Jamal's child.
post 1443751231 05-23-2016, 03:38 PM
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This happened
post 1443751401 05-23-2016, 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Clkflynn⏩
You want too see where that chit goes, don't be awkward about it. Then you have a choice to either phuck that Sloot or be a good boi and tell her husband. You choice.
oh hell no. I'm not getting in the middle of that. Wtf am I suppose to do? Walk up to him and look down and tell him his future wife and mother of his child molested me on an elevator? How do you even broach that subject?
Originally Posted By betamax69⏩
I'm pretty sure pregnant women are A - extremely insecure and feel gross all day, B - extremely horny due to crazy hormones. So the fact that she used to crush on you combined with you giving her that little bit of WKing put her over the top?

And that HBB got engaged to a manlet?
she's like 5'0" 100 lbs without pregnancy
August 2023:
BW: 194
B: 315 x 3, 225 x 14 (PR: 335)
S: 315 x 2, 225 x 18 (PR's)
DL: 405 x 1 (PR); Trap Bar DL: 405 x 1
OHP: 185 x 3 (PR), 135 x 16
Chins: 22(PR) Pushups: 83 (PR: 101)
1 Mile: 6:45 (PR: 5:52)
post 1443751421 05-23-2016, 03:39 PM
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If you bang a pregnant chick, does it count as a threesome.
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
I'd call a code gray on him (hospital -- code gray = security plz respond)



This is legit. I don't know wtf she was thinking/feeling but obviously felt like a total idiot immediately after

I also feel bad that I didn't address it with her instead of avoiding her the rest of the night. I just didn't know wtf to say

Also, her fiance is an EMT so he shows up to our work like 4-5 times a night bringing patients and I'm there for all of them. I'm going to see him regularly after this and her too
id tell him. you better pull those tapes from the elevator before you do cause that broad is going to say you forced yourself on her instead of how it actually happened.

claim sexual assault, ptsd, etc etc then retire from your massive lawsuit because the hospital didnt have a sufficient sexual harassment training for female employees.
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Originally Posted By Wh1teDyn0mite⏩
If you bang a pregnant chick, does it count as a threesome.
I sure hope not...
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