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Thread: Fake package, testicles, pics, revenge story

post 1444921443 05-30-2016, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted By MrGreenTea⏩
Wait. How does one poop in an envelope? Is it a regular paper envelope? Cause that would be messy. Or was it a large, bubble envelope? How can you even do that? That is absolutely disgusting.
was wondering the same thing. youd be lucky not to **** on your hands as you hold the envelope open..
post 1444921753 05-30-2016, 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted By MrGreenTea⏩
Wait. How does one poop in an envelope? Is it a regular paper envelope? Cause that would be messy. Or was it a large, bubble envelope? How can you even do that? That is absolutely disgusting.
Well basically I shat in an empty plastic tomato punnet and then used an empty cardboard toilet roll to scoop it out and deposit it into a jiffy bag which was lined with plastic bubble wrap. Yes it was disgusting and I wouldn't recommend.
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post 1444921953 05-30-2016, 08:29 AM
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post 1444922213 05-30-2016, 08:30 AM
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That perp looks elusive as hell. He's probably already 10 steps ahead of you OP- the testicles are under your pillow right now
8 inches
post 1444923033 05-30-2016, 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted By 5htp⏩
Epic, looking forward to results

Original vid sauce?
post 1444923203 05-30-2016, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted By YeahImMad⏩
Well basically I shat in an empty plastic tomato punnet and then used an empty cardboard toilet roll to scoop it out and deposit it into a jiffy bag which was lined with plastic bubble wrap. Yes it was disgusting and I wouldn't recommend.
Can I get a video of that babe?
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post 1444923263 05-30-2016, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Adnim⏩
What exactly are we waiting for? Did you set up a camera or something?
No, just waiting for the satisfaction of the parcel being taken and knowing the thief has opened it to find a pair of severed testicles alongside photo of him
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post 1444923583 05-30-2016, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted By AttorneyBrah⏩
That perp looks elusive as hell. He's probably already 10 steps ahead of you OP- the testicles are under your pillow right now
Inb4 the perp turns out to be a miscer and has been watching this thread the whole time.

Stay safe OP.
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post 1444924533 05-30-2016, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted By YeahImMad⏩
Well basically I shat in an empty plastic tomato punnet and then used an empty cardboard toilet roll to scoop it out and deposit it into a jiffy bag which was lined with plastic bubble wrap. Yes it was disgusting and I wouldn't recommend.
That's disgusting.

I thought you'd at least just have shat directly into the envelope, but you actually had to confront and manipulate your own chit, scooping it around?

What's wrong with you?

Hnngggg
post 1444924973 05-30-2016, 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted By YeahImMad⏩
Well basically I shat in an empty plastic tomato punnet and then used an empty cardboard toilet roll to scoop it out and deposit it into a jiffy bag which was lined with plastic bubble wrap. Yes it was disgusting and I wouldn't recommend.
im horny
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post 1444926383 05-30-2016, 09:06 AM
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lmao what the phuck
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post 1444927263 05-30-2016, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted By YeahImMad⏩
Well basically I shat in an empty plastic tomato punnet and then used an empty cardboard toilet roll to scoop it out and deposit it into a jiffy bag which was lined with plastic bubble wrap. Yes it was disgusting and I wouldn't recommend.


Bet you're kinky af in the box.
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post 1444927593 05-30-2016, 09:17 AM
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Putting anthrax in would be better
post 1444928913 05-30-2016, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted By YeahImMad⏩
Well basically I shat in an empty plastic tomato punnet and then used an empty cardboard toilet roll to scoop it out and deposit it into a jiffy bag which was lined with plastic bubble wrap. Yes it was disgusting and I wouldn't recommend.
jesus fukking christ.
post 1444946853 05-30-2016, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Nosferatu187⏩
jesus fukking christ.
Someone close to me has updated the perp pics with text...

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post 1444947663 05-30-2016, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted By YeahImMad⏩
Well basically I shat in an empty plastic tomato punnet and then used an empty cardboard toilet roll to scoop it out and deposit it into a jiffy bag which was lined with plastic bubble wrap. Yes it was disgusting and I wouldn't recommend.
thats fukin sick

Do you take it in the butt?
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post 1444947853 05-30-2016, 11:47 AM
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[QUOTE=YeahImMad post_id=1444946853]Someone close to me has updated the perp pics with text...
[img]https://i.imgur.com/rkptXqY.jpg[img]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/QXIXXQc.jpg[img][/QUOTE]Lol @ trousers. You UK brahs kill me
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post 1444947903 05-30-2016, 11:47 AM
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Came for balls, left disappointed.
How dare you!

Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.

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post 1444948013 05-30-2016, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted By LovePollution⏩
Came for balls, left disappointed.
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post 1444948543 05-30-2016, 11:52 AM
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Chit just got real.

That looks like male handwriting tho...
Keep rep trading out of your sig line miss
post 1444948683 05-30-2016, 11:53 AM
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groce
post 1444948723 05-30-2016, 11:53 AM
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inb4 that bloke actually dindu nuffin
post 1444948913 05-30-2016, 11:55 AM
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LMAO @ all you idiots packages getting stolen time after time after time and not one of you has the brans to call your package delivery and request a signature on delivery, just LMAO you all deserve it
post 1444949463 05-30-2016, 11:58 AM
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[QUOTE=YeahImMad post_id=1444948013][img]https://i.imgur.com/e3dX3Ps.jpg[img][/QUOTE]The delivery on the balls unexpected. I am horrified yet intrigued.
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post 1444950813 05-30-2016, 12:06 PM
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Actually mirin' OP....she's out alphaing a lot of Miscers and delivering a potential 10/10 thread.....I ain't even mad, even though she mad
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post 1444951143 05-30-2016, 12:09 PM
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post 1444951843 05-30-2016, 12:14 PM
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[QUOTE=YeahImMad post_id=1444948013][img]https://i.imgur.com/e3dX3Ps.jpg[/img[/QUOTE]WTF? They've significantly rotted since you sent me the PM pic.
fist yourself
post 1444951953 05-30-2016, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
WTF? They've significantly rotted since you sent me the PM pic.
They've dried out, same testicles tho
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post 1444951993 05-30-2016, 12:15 PM
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post 1444952073 05-30-2016, 12:15 PM
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Op thinks, writes and gets revenge like a man. Mind blown
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