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Thread: Last Night a Chick With G-Cups Pissed on My Hand and Then I Made Her Cry (SRS)

post 1446300953 06-07-2016, 12:23 AM
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post 1446301253 06-07-2016, 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Fuking lmao u always bring the lulz.
Chit was wild, brehski

At same bar and a gal just said that every Chad is a dickhead.
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post 1446302343 06-07-2016, 12:42 AM
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post 1446303603 06-07-2016, 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
4000-page cliffs

http://i.imgur.com/K2vgazq.png
you fukn *******, who the fuk takes a chick they just met at a bar out to her car and ask her how many guys she's been with?

and what was her response to you asking her if it was a new dude? did she tell you actually she just meant that she left with her friends?


lol @ 'rejecting' her then getting mad jelly if she takes someone else home

lol @ you trying to be as alpha as possible but actually just being a sad little man

lol @ calling her a whore because she forgot your name, try being more memorable
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post 1446361623 06-07-2016, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Brozart⏩
you fukn *******, who the fuk takes a chick they just met at a bar out to her car and ask her how many guys she's been with?

and what was her response to you asking her if it was a new dude? did she tell you actually she just meant that she left with her friends?


lol @ 'rejecting' her then getting mad jelly if she takes someone else home

lol @ you trying to be as alpha as possible but actually just being a sad little man

lol @ calling her a whore because she forgot your name, try being more memorable
looks like i fingered Brozart's cousin
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post 1446371533 06-07-2016, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted By Brozart⏩
you fukn *******, who the fuk takes a chick they just met at a bar out to her car and ask her how many guys she's been with?

and what was her response to you asking her if it was a new dude? did she tell you actually she just meant that she left with her friends?


lol @ 'rejecting' her then getting mad jelly if she takes someone else home

lol @ you trying to be as alpha as possible but actually just being a sad little man

lol @ calling her a whore because she forgot your name, try being more memorable
Lmao, we really gonna try and pretend this girl isn't a whore?
post 1446379653 06-07-2016, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
Lmao, we really gonna try and pretend this girl isn't a whore?
the more time passes, the more embarrassed I am about it

hopefully none of the regulars/staff saw anything i did or heard anything i said lol
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post 1446380473 06-07-2016, 12:03 PM
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I ask how many dudes she's fukked and she says 25 aka 30000
Burst out laughing right there LMAO
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post 1446381413 06-07-2016, 12:09 PM
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post 1446383513 06-07-2016, 12:23 PM
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post 1446384133 06-07-2016, 12:26 PM
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Ratfish: more pics of this gurl? pls
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post 1446384173 06-07-2016, 12:26 PM
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Wait so when a girl squirts It's Actually piss?
Na brah Can't Be True
Or was it this bish just urinated everywhere
post 1446384373 06-07-2016, 12:27 PM
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Brah srs question

Do you lift or just drink beers and misc?
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post 1446384403 06-07-2016, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted By trapgodFLEX⏩
Wait so when a girl squirts It's Actually piss?
Na brah Can't Be True
Or was it this bish just urinated everywhere
99% of the time it's piss, but that last 1%...













































...is taco bell chits
Originally Posted By jacobcmurphy⏩
Brah srs question

Do you lift or just drink beers and misc?
yeah, i lift casually at home for health. PPL 1x a week. basically zero gains. i took 6 months off in the last relationship and just had sex and ate nachos so i'm looking like chit. TooAnabolic is gonna join the squad on Friday to get yucky and make me look even worse. inb4 can confirm i am chithoused. lost 7 lbs in the last 5 weeks or so (which is heroic with the gallons of beer) and i'm looking a lot better. the next 10lbs will be legit. gonna make it even easier to slay.
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post 1446386253 06-07-2016, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
PPL 1x a week.


GJDM for finger blasting a girl 5 times, not getting a blowie and then coming on the misc to brag about it. Damnit misc.
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post 1446389233 06-07-2016, 12:56 PM
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**** brah I love big tits. Good job
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post 1446391763 06-07-2016, 01:10 PM
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Know those G cup feels. My second GF ever had G cups. First time I fawked her I busted in less than a minute (srs)
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post 1446404483 06-07-2016, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted By JDizleSwoleizle⏩


GJDM for finger blasting a girl 5 times, not getting a blowie and then coming on the misc to brag about it. Damnit misc.
there's nothing remotely bragworthy

i just thought it would be a funny story
Originally Posted By MyBaddBrah⏩
Know those G cup feels. My second GF ever had G cups. First time I fawked her I busted in less than a minute (srs)
my man

inb4 it was the same gal
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post 1446409453 06-07-2016, 02:48 PM
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Another week goes by, another trashy ho gets fingerblasted by Ratfish... Also, I think I can guess her BMI just looking at those photos.

Still, more action than I got this week so... GJDM.
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post 1446410213 06-07-2016, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Slacker23⏩
Another week goes by, another trashy ho gets fingerblasted by Ratfish... Also, I think I can guess her BMI just looking at those photos.

Still, more action than I got this week so... GJDM.
she was kinda flabby obv with tits that big. at one point i grabbed her belly fat and bit it LOL

the thing that turned me off was the relative lack of ass compared to the tits. dat ass > all
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post 1446412323 06-07-2016, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
she was kinda flabby obv with tits that big. at one point i grabbed her belly fat and bit it LOL

the thing that turned me off was the relative lack of ass compared to the tits. dat ass > all
Lmao did she try to pretend you didn't bite her fat? Sounds awkward as fuk mate
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post 1446417423 06-07-2016, 03:40 PM
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entertaining story time OP

sounds like you're on to a winner there
post 1446417623 06-07-2016, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted By caravanbrah⏩
Lmao did she try to pretend you didn't bite her fat? Sounds awkward as fuk mate
nah, she liked it. zero in on their insecurities and pretend they turn you on

"oh man, that lazy eye is getting me so hard, Tabitha...hnnnggggg"
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post 1446418373 06-07-2016, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
nah, she liked it. zero in on their insecurities and pretend they turn you on

"oh man, that lazy eye is getting me so hard, Tabitha...hnnnggggg"
how was her nipples, was they big and long? and how was her ass?
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post 1446419053 06-07-2016, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted By nordiclifter⏩
how was her nipples, was they big and long? and how was her ass?
nipples didn't really get hard, oddly enough. areolas were approx a 3" diameter. could have been much worse. all told, i was very happy with the fit/form/function of her massive rack

ass was relatively nonexistent, which is honestly why i didn't smash. no doggie with a big ass brutalizng your pelvis, no care
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post 1446419793 06-07-2016, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
nipples didn't really get hard, oddly enough. areolas were approx a 3" diameter. could have been much worse. all told, i was very happy with the fit/form/function of her massive rack

ass was relatively nonexistent, which is honestly why i didn't smash. no doggie with a big ass brutalizng your pelvis, no care
i have no fukin clue who you are but you seem like a good man OP, cheers and keep up the good miscing
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post 1446421193 06-07-2016, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
nipples didn't really get hard, oddly enough. areolas were approx a 3" diameter. could have been much worse. all told, i was very happy with the fit/form/function of her massive rack

ass was relatively nonexistent, which is honestly why i didn't smash. no doggie with a big ass brutalizng your pelvis, no care
to small areolas aint nice either, should be proportional. Have been with two very big chested girls myself. one of them had no ass like yours, and her breasts where more like hanging and the areola part was pointing towards the ground, but nice to suckle on and play with. think it was h/j/k cup dont remember.
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post 1446425423 06-07-2016, 04:32 PM
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ITT OP has an absolute slag turbo sloot on his hands and he threw her away like a used napkin.

Meanwhile there are dozens of Miscers making threads on how to get laid with some loose tart and struggle.

LMFAO!
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Originally Posted By EmmaW4tson⏩
ITT OP has an absolute slag turbo sloot on his hands and he threw her away like a used napkin.

Meanwhile there are dozens of Miscers making threads on how to get laid with some loose tart and struggle.

LMFAO!
Shutting this down.

The extreme negativity, mysogany, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.

The reality here is: OP found a woman he loves and wanted to marry. Did it in an unconventional venue, and was a success. Good for him! Don't be such a negative ******* for the sake of beig a dick...

The insane amount of comments degrading women also has to stop. I'll begin mass banning for those comments when I see them. So knock it off.

OP has more life experience than the vast majority of the misc, with the average age being around 22, and knows his relationship better than anyone here. Who the fuk are you to tear him down? Get a life. Truly.


OP. I wish you the best of luck. It sounds like you've found a winner.
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Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
Shutting this down.

The extreme negativity, mysogany, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.

The reality here is: OP found a woman he loves and wanted to marry. Did it in an unconventional venue, and was a success. Good for him! Don't be such a negative ******* for the sake of beig a dick...

The insane amount of comments degrading women also has to stop. I'll begin mass banning for those comments when I see them. So knock it off.

OP has more life experience than the vast majority of the misc, with the average age being around 22, and knows his relationship better than anyone here. Who the fuk are you to tear him down? Get a life. Truly.


OP. I wish you the best of luck. It sounds like you've found a winner.
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