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Thread: My buddy asked if I change my own 10-W50 oil (LMAO)

post 1449989223 06-27-2016, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted By DrFeeIGood⏩
LOL @ peasants who change their own oil
LOL @ waiting at oil change place, I have mobile mechanic come out at my house while I make 6 figs in STEM

LOL @ saving $7 by doing it yourself, not factoring in your 3 hours it took to do, buy oil, dump oil, well I guess if you make $9 hr as a tradie its worth it

fckken feellssss good to have STEM problems
not a tradesman but still change my own oil, actually change everything that needs to be changed on any vehicle I have.

Will not pay anyone to touch my rides, dont trust them.

And your girl, dont worry keep this up son, Ill be checking her fluids and lube her up good too once she finds out you cant turn a wrench brah.
Your mom told me so, she already has been lubed up plenty.
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post 1449989333 06-27-2016, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Nelly87⏩
LOL! MrAWatts trolled you hard bro.

rustled you seem
Lol, how do you know he's trolling and* not a STEM ******* that's being srs?
post 1449989503 06-27-2016, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Howiester⏩
"If you change your own oil, the girls will recoil"
LMFAO

Astute analysis as always.



Originally Posted By NotBigEnough206⏩
not a tradesman but still change my own oil, actually change everything that needs to be changed on any vehicle I have.

Will not pay anyone to touch my rides, dont trust them.

And your girl, dont worry keep this up son, Ill be checking her fluids and lube her up good too once she finds out you cant turn a wrench brah.
Your mom told me so, she already has been lubed up plenty.
Can anyone chime in as to what level of norwood this is


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post 1449989523 06-27-2016, 04:22 PM
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it's cheaper to have it done at a place.

brb $25
brb they vacuum ur car
brb they check your tires and fill them to correct psi
brb they do a fluid check on your chit
brb new oil
brb new oil filter
brb under 15 minutes

why not? plus if they wreck ur car their insurance will buy you a new engine and fix ur chit...
Keep rep trading out of your sig line miss
post 1449989753 06-27-2016, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted By MrAWatts⏩
Translation: you look like a goblin. LMAO
Still avoiding I see.
What I look like wouldn't matter to you anyway, I'm a woman.
post 1449990053 06-27-2016, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
Still avoiding I see.
What I look like wouldn't matter to you anyway, I'm a woman.
this guy is using a classic example of avoidance when the real issue is he never had a father figure.. I'm sorry OP
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post 1449990103 06-27-2016, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
Still avoiding I see.
What I look like wouldn't matter to you anyway,I'm a woman.
Did you wink at your comp screen as you typed that last bit





Originally Posted By InVentive44⏩
this guy is using a classic example of avoidance when the real issue is he never had a father figure.. I'm sorry OP
Shouldn't you be training for the IFBB Auschwitz Pros? Get off the computer!
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post 1449990163 06-27-2016, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted By MrAWatts⏩
LMFAO

Astute analysis as always.












Can anyone chime in as to what level of norwood this is


The fatceps confirm a diet heavy in Carl's Jr and Keystone Light.

The tattoos confirm the typical IQ of a tradesman.
It is the current year.
post 1449990323 06-27-2016, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted By hodgesjoshuab⏩
LOL at this helpless, callusless, feministic, beta of a generation.

OP you probably make your mom mow the grass

OP you probably can't even change the tires on your own car

OP you probably don't even know how to bait a hook

STEM *******s
Lol enjoy your poverty brah. I'm sure you'd stilltotally do all that **** if you were a billionaire, right brah? Strong cope.
post 1449990713 06-27-2016, 04:33 PM
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post 1449991123 06-27-2016, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted By MrAWatts⏩
Did you wink at your comp screen as you typed that last bit

I'm truly sorry that your lack of a father has led to you being more feminine than me. I can picture you sitting on the side of the road like a damsel in distress if you get a flat.
post 1449991433 06-27-2016, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
I'm truly sorry that your lack of a father has led to you being more feminine than me. I can picture you sitting on the side of the road like a damsel in distress if you get a flat.
You are probably 6'1, 350lbs, hair coming out of your armpits and angus like those old troll dolls





You are stinking up my 5 star thread.
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post 1449992033 06-27-2016, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted By MrAWatts⏩
He is in IT btw.
bruh-what do you expect. ITs are psuedo tradesmen
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post 1449992303 06-27-2016, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted By MrAWatts⏩
You are probably 6'1, 350lbs, hair coming out of your armpits and angus like those old troll dolls





You are stinking up my 5 star thread.
Nah, im not your type.
post 1449992573 06-27-2016, 04:46 PM
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post 1449992773 06-27-2016, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted By CarsonX141⏩
edited. I'm on mobile, give me a break lol.
post 1449993063 06-27-2016, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
Nah, im not you'r type.
You'reright about that. LMAO at your complete inability to use even the most basic grammar. If you weren't a basement dweller I'd assume you worked in the trades.
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post 1449993073 06-27-2016, 04:50 PM
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post 1449993283 06-27-2016, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted By CarsonX141⏩
just busting your balls...
I'm just lucky I manged to fix the typo in the post you just quoted before you caught that one as well ha.
post 1449993413 06-27-2016, 04:52 PM
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I pay someone to do it, but it's ****ing sad how many millennials can't do basic car and home maintenance. And certainly don't know how to hunt. What's even more sad is that they actually revel in being totally emasculated.
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post 1449993563 06-27-2016, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted By MrAWatts⏩
You'reright about that. LMAO at your complete inability to use even the most basic grammar. If you weren't a basement dweller I'd assume you worked in the trades.
Already covered, on mobile. My lack of proofreading while chitposting on a forum will never leave me as fked over as your lack of basic life skills (or even your lack of want to learn them) will.
post 1449993723 06-27-2016, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted By hotsaucebrah⏩
I pay someone to do it, but it's ****ing sad how many millennials can't do basic car and home maintenance. And certainly don't know how to hunt. What's even more sad is that they actually revel in being totally emasculated.
It's this exactly. You don't have to do it yourself every time but to not even know how, lmao.
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I'm an engineer and I do my own oil.

Takes like 15 minutes. Everyone should know how to do it, including women.

-I don't like the idea of some low IQ minimum wage dingus at Jiffy Lube touching my car.
-I don't like waiting around like a peasant while they are in possession of my car.
-I don't like the service writer trying to sell me stuff I don't need, treating me like some idiot.

It's not hard to do. If you're afraid to do it, man up and learn. It's just emptying fluid and replacing it.
Don't be a soft-handed beta who doesn't know how to wrench on basic chit. Dive in and learn.



And get one of these, it makes it even easier.
350 lift it *******
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Originally Posted By backmarker⏩
Can't call yourself a man, if you can't do so much as change your oil.
What kind of self respecting man, doesn't own any basic tools?
Next your going to say you refuse to mow your own lawn, or fix those leaky pipes under your sink.
No wonder desk brahs are always mad that their sloot's cheat. She wants a man, not a beta *******.
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post 1449994843 06-27-2016, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
Just LMAO at Opie. JUST LMAO. You are going to be one useless twat when the apocalypse hits and were on dat dere Mad Max time.

I'll be enjoying taking all you useless STEM *******s and making a human centipede out of you for the pure amusement of the real men and our bishes.
LMAO @ tradies wishing for an apocalypse so they can forget about their chitty life LOL.
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Dont change on car myself.. its only a few bucks more to have them do it for me plus i am in and out fast where i go.

i do change it myself on my motorcycles.
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LOL @ ever having to bother with changing at oil at all.

LOL @ not buying a new car instead every 5000kms.
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My dad changes the oil in his car, truck, and my mom's SUV. He's a doctor. He raised me to do things right.
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