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My buddy asked if I change my own 10-W50 oil (LMAO)
[And I was like "LMFAO, what am I, some kind of hunter gatherer? May as well pack it all up and head into the wilderness if I want to do that. Why do you think they have places with tradesmen anxious to pour some fresh oil into your car".
He said he wanted to learn how to change it to at least be less of a moron. I was like ROFLMAO changing your own oil doesn't make you less of a moron, only more of a tradesman]
He is in IT btw.
He said he wanted to learn how to change it to at least be less of a moron. I was like ROFLMAO changing your own oil doesn't make you less of a moron, only more of a tradesman]
He is in IT btw.
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[And I was like "LMFAO, what am I, some kind of hunter gatherer? May as well pack it all up and head into the wilderness if I want to do that. Why do you think they have places with tradesmen anxious to pour some fresh oil into your car".
He said he wanted to learn how to change it to at least be less of a moron. I was like ROFLMAO changing your own oil doesn't make you less of a moron, only more of a tradesman]
He is in IT btw.
He said he wanted to learn how to change it to at least be less of a moron. I was like ROFLMAO changing your own oil doesn't make you less of a moron, only more of a tradesman]
He is in IT btw.
06-27-2016, 03:04 PM
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Recently crashed my car inside of the oil change place b/c anxiety was thru the roof when a bunch of tradesman were staring at me and trying to guide me inside. Brb trying to tap on gas but reflexes kicked in and I ran over 3 tradesman w/ my bumper now destroyed
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Depends on the car.
Mechanics usually put sh!t oil and charge you like $100 for a euro car. If you can earn $50/hr why not change it yourself.
Mechanics usually put sh!t oil and charge you like $100 for a euro car. If you can earn $50/hr why not change it yourself.
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Originally Posted By xavengedx23⏩
I hope you sued for the damages. Savages.Recently crashed my car inside of the oil change place b/c anxiety was thru the roof when a bunch of tradesman were staring at me and trying to guide me inside. Brb trying to tap on gas but reflexes kicked in and I ran over 3 tradesman w/ my bumper now destroyed
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06-27-2016, 03:08 PM
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Pffttt fukkin lol if you fill up your car as well. I pull up, honk my horn until the attendant comes out and fills it up for me.
I just throw em a Benjamin and let em keep the rest cause I can't be bothered with smaller bills.
I just throw em a Benjamin and let em keep the rest cause I can't be bothered with smaller bills.
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Can't call yourself a man, if you can't do so much as change your oil.
What kind of self respecting man, doesn't own any basic tools?
Next your going to say you refuse to mow your own lawn, or fix those leaky pipes under your sink.
No wonder desk brahs are always mad that their sloot's cheat. She wants a man, not a beta *******.
What kind of self respecting man, doesn't own any basic tools?
Next your going to say you refuse to mow your own lawn, or fix those leaky pipes under your sink.
No wonder desk brahs are always mad that their sloot's cheat. She wants a man, not a beta *******.
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Originally Posted By Better
LMAO the way I see it is if I am going to lay down on the ground and twist wrenches I may as well just move out to an uninhabited island and start hunting wilderness.Depends on the car.
Mechanics usually put sh!t oil and charge you like $100 for a euro car. If you can earn $50/hr why not change it yourself.
Mechanics usually put sh!t oil and charge you like $100 for a euro car. If you can earn $50/hr why not change it yourself.
Originally Posted By Nelly87⏩
They didn't attend gas pumping school for no reason and they probably need the overtime, I commend you for helping the economy brahPffttt fukkin lol if you fill up your car as well. I pull up, honk my horn until the attendant comes out and fills it up for me.
I just throw em a Benjamin and let em keep the rest cause I can't be bothered with smaller bills.
I just throw em a Benjamin and let em keep the rest cause I can't be bothered with smaller bills.
Originally Posted By backmarker⏩
Sorry brah it's hard to digest the content of your post when all I hear is banjos playing as I read.Can't call yourself a man, if you can't do so much as change your oil.
What kind of self respecting man, doesn't own any basic tools?
Next your going to say you refuse to mow your own lawn, or fix those leaky pipes under your sink.
No wonder desk brahs are always mad that their sloot's cheat. She wants a man, not a beta *******.
What kind of self respecting man, doesn't own any basic tools?
Next your going to say you refuse to mow your own lawn, or fix those leaky pipes under your sink.
No wonder desk brahs are always mad that their sloot's cheat. She wants a man, not a beta *******.
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Exotics cost upwards of $400/oil change and thats at an independent mechanic. Its about $780 at the dealership.
Needless to say, I change my own oil on those cars and let other people change oil on my daily drivers.
Needless to say, I change my own oil on those cars and let other people change oil on my daily drivers.
06-27-2016, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted By MrAWatts⏩
Lie on the ground? You dont have a lift or know at least one friend with a lift in their toy warehouse?LMAO the way I see it is if I am going to lay down on the ground and twist wrenches I may as well just move out to an uninhabited island and start hunting wilderness.
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Originally Posted By donblaximus⏩
Honestly can't blame you on this one though. If I were you'd I'd have a custom alarm installed that beeped whenever a tradesmen was within 10 ft of the car just so they don't get any funny ideas.Exotics cost upwards of $400/oil change and thats at an independent mechanic. Its about $780 at the dealership.
Needless to say, I change my own oil on those cars and let other people change oil on my daily drivers.
Needless to say, I change my own oil on those cars and let other people change oil on my daily drivers.
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LOL @ peasants who change their own oil
LOL @ waiting at oil change place, I have mobile mechanic come out at my house while I make 6 figs in STEM
LOL @ saving $7 by doing it yourself, not factoring in your 3 hours it took to do, buy oil, dump oil, well I guess if you make $9 hr as a tradie its worth it
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LOL @ waiting at oil change place, I have mobile mechanic come out at my house while I make 6 figs in STEM
LOL @ saving $7 by doing it yourself, not factoring in your 3 hours it took to do, buy oil, dump oil, well I guess if you make $9 hr as a tradie its worth it
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Originally Posted By backmarker⏩
It's definitely a skill to have, but oil changes are cheap enough that there's almost no reason to do it yourself.Can't call yourself a man, if you can't do so much as change your oil.
What kind of self respecting man, doesn't own any basic tools?
Next your going to say you refuse to mow your own lawn, or fix those leaky pipes under your sink.
No wonder desk brahs are always mad that their sloot's cheat. She wants a man, not a beta *******.
What kind of self respecting man, doesn't own any basic tools?
Next your going to say you refuse to mow your own lawn, or fix those leaky pipes under your sink.
No wonder desk brahs are always mad that their sloot's cheat. She wants a man, not a beta *******.
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Crawling under my car in 90 degree heat to save $20 minus expenses of filter/oil, no thanks jeff
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06-27-2016, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted By backmarker⏩
Sorry for your delusions brah, your girl gets naked when she sees my pockets full of benjamins.Can't call yourself a man, if you can't do so much as change your oil.
What kind of self respecting man, doesn't own any basic tools?
Next your going to say you refuse to mow your own lawn, or fix those leaky pipes under your sink.
No wonder desk brahs are always mad that their sloot's cheat. She wants a man, not a beta *******.
What kind of self respecting man, doesn't own any basic tools?
Next your going to say you refuse to mow your own lawn, or fix those leaky pipes under your sink.
No wonder desk brahs are always mad that their sloot's cheat. She wants a man, not a beta *******.
sarcasm not a strength of yours?
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Oils filters on modern cars are often a total bish to get off and if you damage the filter badly car is immobile. I did it as student, not worth it now - same wit break pads, brake fluid etc.
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Originally Posted By zknarc⏩
wtf no it's not lol..Oils filters on modern cars are often a total bish to get off and if you damage the filter badly car is immobile. I did it as student, not worth it now - same wit break pads, brake fluid etc.
You put a socket on a ratchet wrench and take it off. Takes less than 30 seconds.. It takes me less than 10 minutes to change the oil on my Mustang. Jack it up with my floor jack, put jack stands under it, take out drain plug, take out and replace oil filter and oil filter gasket while it drains, put drain plug back in, lower car and refill oil in the hood. I leave the ugly oil in my garage until I have to go to a parts store again then I just dump it there.
I do ALL work on my car except things that require welding because I can't weld for sh*t. I've saved at least $2,000 in labor this year by doing all work myself and buying parts with a wholesale discount. Lol at people who try to rationalize their incompetence.. Whatever to happened to men who can look after themselves. Not just for cars but with basic electronics, plumbing, yard work, construction and such. The majority of work on cars doesn't even require legitimate skill. It's literally like legos ( taking sh*t apart and following basic instructions ) until you start doing your own fabrication or very special snowflake work.
The above post is 100% false
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What a bunch of pansies ! if you cant change your own oil or swap a tire out you don't deserve a cock
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I can tell that this is a troll thread.
Because every self respecting man who drives a car should at least know basic maintenance.
It takes two bolts to chain the oil.
Because every self respecting man who drives a car should at least know basic maintenance.
It takes two bolts to chain the oil.
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Originally Posted By backmarker⏩
That's what I'm saying bro. F*cking lmao at guys who are scared to DIY and have no basic mechanical and engineering skills.Can't call yourself a man, if you can't do so much as change your oil.
What kind of self respecting man, doesn't own any basic tools?
Next your going to say you refuse to mow your own lawn, or fix those leaky pipes under your sink.
No wonder desk brahs are always mad that their sloot's cheat. She wants a man, not a beta *******.
What kind of self respecting man, doesn't own any basic tools?
Next your going to say you refuse to mow your own lawn, or fix those leaky pipes under your sink.
No wonder desk brahs are always mad that their sloot's cheat. She wants a man, not a beta *******.
The above post is 100% false
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Originally Posted By drbaig⏩
don't you have a wall to paint?I can tell that this is a troll thread.
Because every self respecting man who drives a car should at least know basic maintenance.
It takes two bolts to chain the oil.
Because every self respecting man who drives a car should at least know basic maintenance.
It takes two bolts to chain the oil.
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Just LMAO at Opie. JUST LMAO. You are going to be one useless twat when the apocalypse hits and were on dat dere Mad Max time.
I'll be enjoying taking all you useless STEM *******s and making a human centipede out of you for the pure amusement of the real men and our bishes.
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Originally Posted By StrawHat94⏩
Brah.. if you took your bfs cock out of your mouth you'd learn some BASIC knowledge in the worlddon't you have a wall to paint?
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Are you aware that you consistently come across as a flaming *******?
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Originally Posted By USAPump⏩
Walloftradesmentext.jpgwtf no it's not lol..
You put a socket on a ratchet wrench and take it off. Takes less than 30 seconds.. It takes me less than 10 minutes to change the oil on my Mustang. Jack it up with my floor jack, put jack stands under it, take out drain plug, take out and replace oil filter and oil filter gasket while it drains, put drain plug back in, lower car and refill oil in the hood. I leave the ugly oil in my garage until I have to go to a parts store again then I just dump it there.
I do ALL work on my car except things that require welding because I can't weld for sh*t. I've saved at least $2,000 in labor this year by doing all work myself and buying parts with a wholesale discount. Lol at people who try to rationalize their incompetence.. Whatever to happened to men who can look after themselves. Not just for cars but with basic electronics, plumbing, yard work, construction and such. The majority of work on cars doesn't even require legitimate skill. It's literally like legos ( taking sh*t apart and following basic instructions ) until you start doing your own fabrication or very special snowflake work.
You put a socket on a ratchet wrench and take it off. Takes less than 30 seconds.. It takes me less than 10 minutes to change the oil on my Mustang. Jack it up with my floor jack, put jack stands under it, take out drain plug, take out and replace oil filter and oil filter gasket while it drains, put drain plug back in, lower car and refill oil in the hood. I leave the ugly oil in my garage until I have to go to a parts store again then I just dump it there.
I do ALL work on my car except things that require welding because I can't weld for sh*t. I've saved at least $2,000 in labor this year by doing all work myself and buying parts with a wholesale discount. Lol at people who try to rationalize their incompetence.. Whatever to happened to men who can look after themselves. Not just for cars but with basic electronics, plumbing, yard work, construction and such. The majority of work on cars doesn't even require legitimate skill. It's literally like legos ( taking sh*t apart and following basic instructions ) until you start doing your own fabrication or very special snowflake work.
Originally Posted By InVentive44⏩
What a bunch of pansies ! if you cant change your own oil or swap a tire out you don't deserve a cock
Originally Posted By drbaig⏩
LOL bro we are well past the hunter gatherer days. That shts for the birds!I can tell that this is a troll thread.
Because every self respecting man who drives a car should at least know basic maintenance.
It takes two bolts to chain the oil.
Because every self respecting man who drives a car should at least know basic maintenance.
It takes two bolts to chain the oil.
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
LMAO says the guy who would be reduced to pointy sticks in said scenario.Just LMAO at Opie. JUST LMAO. You are going to be one useless twat when the apocalypse hits and were on dat dere Mad Max time.
I'll be enjoying taking all you useless STEM *******s and making a human centipede out of you for the pure amusement of the real men and our bishes.
I'll be enjoying taking all you useless STEM *******s and making a human centipede out of you for the pure amusement of the real men and our bishes.
Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
Oh damn brah that was kind of mean...you hurt my feelings..Are you aware that you consistently come across as a flaming *******?
Originally Posted By DrFeeIGood⏩
LMAO. Would make the ultimate instagram theme for an account dedicated to the trades535 deadlift.
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I change mine just because you should see the hacks that work in oil changing. My wife had her oil changed there a few months ago. The other week I noticed a pile of oil under her car getting bigger and bigger. Turns out the oil filter was coming loose.
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